All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.

Am I too flexy for my shirt?

Are you a boxer? How about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?

Are you a high jumper because you make my bar go up.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!

Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

Are you into kickboxing? Because you look kicking!

Are you looking for a push-up buddy? I’d be perfect for the job.

Are you new to this gym? Well then, let me be the first one to try picking you up.

Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?

Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.

Baby I forgot my towel. Care to share yours with me?

Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?

Baby, you make me weak in the knees! Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day!

Bet I can bench press you.

Buy me a drink because you totally ripped my self-esteem tonight with you looking like that.

Call me Hamstring, cos you’ve pulled.

Can I get your jersey? Your name and number?

Can you close the bracelet for me?

Can you teach me how to use this machine?

Can’t you see that I am all rock hard for you?

Damn you look so hot in your gym clothes.

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Did you get that thunderstorm alert today? (Flex your biceps) Thunder and Lightning are all over the place.

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you’re supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

Did you know that line with love at first sight? I think it’s love at first set for us!

Did you work out more efficiently today than other times? Because I’ve been spotting you quietly since the minute you entered the room.

Do I have to flex my muscles a dozen more times to make you realize what you are losing.

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

Do you believe in love at first squat?

Do you come here often? Because you are fit.

Do you do Body Combat because your body is kick-A$$!

Do you have a band-aid? Because I’m cut!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have any tape? Because I’m totally ripped.

Do you have time after gym? Because i want to help you in making your diet.

Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.

Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.

Do you know the best way to spot someone during their squats? For extra safety, you should lie down underneath them.

Do you lift? Because I was hoping you’d pick me up.

Do you like this class?

Do you squat here often?

Do you think that class instructor good?

Do you want to date me yet, or should I do ten more squats?

Do you work at UPS, because I saw you checkin’ out my package.

Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you’ve got sick abs.

Don’t go to the zoo today… (flexing) because the pythons are out.

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.

For you I would push my limit doing everything in the gym.

Girl your like cardio, you get my heart racing.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I’d gladly put my meat inside you

Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?

Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness dick in your mouth?

Girl/Boy you make working out look good!

Going to a sculpture class won’t even get you this chiseled.

Heeeey, what do you say you squat at my place tonight?

Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?

Hey girl, I’d like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.

Hey girl, you work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.

Hey I heard you are new here in the gym. Want me to lend you a hand…forever?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?

Hey there! It’s your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.

Hey want me to tour you around the gym and get to know me a little?

Hey want to go the gym and lose some sweat with me?

Hey, did you know that you need to be careful with your vitamins when you’re working out? I heard about one, in particular, that was essential for your health. I think it’s vitamin ME!

Hey, here’s a Band-Aid. I thought I’d bring it to you considering you’re RIPPED as f**k.

Hey, I like the way you elliptical.

Hi, I see that you’re new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.

How about the Jacuzzi after our work out

How are you handling your macros? Do you need to eat more meat?

How come you dead-lift my spirits when I have just met you?

How high can you jump? You’ve already jumped into my heart.

How’d you like to be my special push-up partner?

How’d you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?

How’d you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !

I am looking for a gym buddy. Do you like to be my gym buddy?

I am thankful that in the process of losing excess fat I found you.

I couldn’t help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together.

I don’t have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.

I don’t think I understand why you want to gym when we could work-out right here

I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

I have more MASS than a church on Sunday!

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps… do you wanna help me verify this?

I heard you like lifting weights, then you’ll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I’m feeling a little woozy.

I hope you’re into yoga, cause you’re going to get a good stretch tonight.

I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour…

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I promise I am not in steroids, this is all natural just like my love for you.

I swear I do not take steroids, you just make me insane naturally.

I without you is like a sneaker without laces.

I would push my limit every gym time just to get your attention.

I’d Like you to meet Mr. Bulging Bicep. Oh, right he has a twin brother, too. His name’s Arnie.

I’m going to the gym everyday but you made my knees feel weak by just smiling like that.

I’m gonna have my ‘why’ with you!

I’m having some problems with my chest presses. Can you spot me?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training routine you used to attain it?

If I were a boxer, do you know who you’d be? My knock out! Just kidding, you’re already a knockout.

If staring could melt a heart I am pretty sure I am absolutely melted right now.

Is that a barbell in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is your tank top felt? [you say, “No”] Would you like it to be?

Is your tank top felt? Would you like it to be?

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

May I buy you a Gatorade and vodka?

My feelings for you are like diarrhoea, I can’t hold it in!

My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.

My trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.

My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.

Nice legs you have! What time do they open?

Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart. But only if you make room for me.

Protein shakes and chill?

Seeing that you’re new here, let me show you where the water fountain is…the next drink’s on me.

Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

Sorry, but you owe me a water. [“Why?”] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Stop working your inner thighs. I’m afraid you’re going to crush me with them.

That Stairmaster isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.

The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.

This sweat is not at all due to working out but rather just by talking to you.

Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour.

Want to see what else fits in a pouch?

Want to share a sweat towel?

We could do some cardio at your place !

We fit together like an enzyme-substrate complex. Lock and key.

What do you say you and me go on a romantic ride on the stationary bikes?

What say we head over to GNC for a bottle of human growth hormone?

What time are you going to be in gym? Because I’d like to sync my schedule to yours.

What’s your favorite workout?

Would you believe in love at the first set? Or must I curl this barbell five times more?

Would you like to be my special push-up partner?

Would you spot me, cause I sure spotted you.

You must go to the gym a lot because you have a hot bod.

You must have great cardio because you just ran away with my heart.

You should be in a gym ad! You’re someone who actually makes working out seem like fun.

You sure do a lot of cardio because you’re always running in my mind.

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I’d come say hi. I couldn’t do the workouts you do.

You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.

You’re as thick as my protein shake.

You’re like cardio circuit, you get my heart racing.

You’re making me wish I was a rowing machine.

You’ve got my head spinning more than five p.m. spin clA$$. Which, technically, doesn’t get my head spinning at all.

Your body is unbelievable but having you in my life is not.

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