Valentine Day Pick Up Lines

aby, you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business!

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

Are you a loan? Because you definitely have my interest.

Are you an angle that’s less than 90 degrees? Because you’re acute-y.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became

Are you free tonight. All my friends are at romantic dinners and I have nothing to do. (works best if you’re a girl)

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

Are your parents bakers? ‘Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Baby, you are so sweet, you would put Hershey’s out of business.

Be mine because you’re fine.

Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.

candies with sayings on them.

Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back

Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by Cupid’s arrow?

Did you get your license suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me

Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away.

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?

Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?

Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

Do you work at a coffeehouse? Because I like you a latte.

Even if the earth didn’t have gravity, I’d still fall for you.

Excuse me, I can’t seem to find the love of my life. Are you looking for a job?

Go out with me if I’m right, but today’s Valentine’s day isn’t it?

Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

Happy Valentine’s Daaaaaaaayum.

Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Here’s the key to my house, my car…

Hey girl wanna be my ate this valentines day? You’ll get the D later.

Hey girl, you’ve made my kill list.

Hey, cutie/hottie! would you like to be my valentines?

Hi, I’m doing a survey…

How about for Valentine’s we put some Hershey’s between your hips …

I asked Cupid for a map because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

I bought you a dictionary for V-Day because, you know, you add meaning to my life.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I don’t know if it’s just because of Valentine’s day or what, but you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop!

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.

I have amnesia, do I come here often?

I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

I noticed you don’t have any flowers or a balloon….

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with you at least until our kids can celebrate it on their own.

I want to eat chocolate heart candy with you every year.

I want to fall in love with you more on each Valentine’s day for the rest of my life.

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

I’m taking you out this Valentine’s Day.

I’d get an army of cupid archers and pay them all to shoot you just to have you for myself this valentine!

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

I’ll be your “alentine” for now, you’ll need to give me the “V” after dinner.

I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.

I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.

I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I had 3 wishes, ii’d wish…ii’d wish…

If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.

If I’m your valentine, every day you’ll get hershey kisses.

If this was your last day, what would be the perfect day for you? (After they answer)… Okay, let’s do it!

If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be?

If you were a potato, you would be a sweet one.

If you weren’t my Boyfriend/Girlfriend this would be the worst Valentine’s day ever.

Is that a cherub in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a mirror in your pants…? I think I can see myself in them..

Is your daddy a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for this V-Day.

Is your name Jill? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be your Valentine.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will.

Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst?

Most people find love on Valentine’s day but I found a genie and after we go out today I’ll have two more wishes.

My friends bet that I couldn’t get a super-hot date for Valentine’s Day. Wanna go spend their money with me?

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

My name is [insert here], but you can just call me your valentine.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you.

Okay, are you going out with me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!

Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always this hot?

Remember me? No? Oh, that’s alright, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let’s hang out.

something sweet, I’m right here.

The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!

There must be a lookout notice out in heaven because they are missing an angel.

They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.

This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Today I’m all yours, no work, no friends, no kids, just us!

Tonight’s menu: chocolate, candy hearts, and you.

Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.

Valentine’s without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

Wait… If I’m gonna be alone on Valentine’s day, and you’re gonna be alone on Valentine’s day… Hmm, I wonder?

Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?

Wanna pretend we’re in love just for today?

What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.

Will who? Will be my Valentine?

You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.

You can keep the Hershey’s—I just want a kiss.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date.

You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

You know, I’ve always dreamed of spending the whole Valentine’s day out together with a complete stranger. Wanna be my stranger?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me.

You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.

You should sign up for a marathon, ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.

You’re like a Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good.

You’re so beautiful that I have forgotten my pick-up line.

You’re so hot, if you ate bread you’d poop out toast.

You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.

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