Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Are you a video game? Because I think you’re my Destiny.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!”
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.”
Did you fart, ’cause you just blew me away.”
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!
Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
Great legs, what time do they open?”
Hey, baby, you’re so fine you make me stutter. Wha-wha-what’s your name?”
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
Hey, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you.”
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
I play the field and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.
I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
If I was a fly, I’d land on you first. Because you’re the shit.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
Let’s play Titanic. When I say iceberg, you go down.
like I should take you out.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join, and be my player 2.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
My name is Peter Pan and I can take you to Never Never Land.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, want to go out with a nice little fellow?
Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list.”
So did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.”
The more I drink, the prettier you get.”
Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it isn’t floppy.
Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”
You have nicer legs than an isosceles right triangle.
You Know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…want to help prove him wrong?”
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!
You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!