(Once she gets out of a relationship)Aye girl, are you Dennis Rodman? Cause I’ll be your rebound.
All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.
Any time you want, you can drop that ball of yours here in this hoop of mine, darling, you can.
Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see
Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
Are you Dennis Rodman? I’ll be your rebound.”
Are you from Cleveland? Cause I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.”
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Are you Messi?
Are you on the rebound because my D. Favors you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I’ll let you bite me all night.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Are you the Phoenix Suns? Because I never expected you to be this awesome.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
Babe, football will be our favorite thing just as movies are for other couples and so I love you.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I’m gonna screw you hard!
Baby, I always go to extra time.
Baby, you are driving me crazy like only watching a good game can and you know it, right?
Basketball is very popular, but you are my top priority in this life. Will you be mine baby?
Because I play soccer all of the time, I’m really good at footsie.
Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
Because I’ll be loyal to you.
Because you’ve got a tight end.
Because your touch is priceless.
Being an athlete is never easy but it is worth it just like having you here in my arms now.
Boy, I want you to look at me like you look at that ball like it matters so much in your life.
Call me Hamstring, cos you’ve pulled.
Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.
Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box
Call me Totti.
Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
Cause you always have possession of my heart.
Come here and I will show you just how players like me have fun all the time, how about it?
Do you have a jersey? Because I’ma need your name and number.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
Do you play center? Would you like to be the center of my attention?”
Do you play football?
Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.
Do you play tennis? Wanna use my balls?
Do you play this singles tournament often?
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Don’t mind me as I full wheel you.
Ey girl.. Your racket looks tight, want me to loosen it?
For you, I will always let my score be love because I love you.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Girl I promise to guard your heart from every opponent I have because I care for you a lot.
Girl you’re so beautiful you made me double fault.
Give me your undivided attention and we will play a game tonight that you will surely like.
Good game – you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
gorgeous you are.
Handle me like you handle that ball.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Hey girl, how about you make like the Patriots and deflate these balls.
Hey, girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous because you, truly, have it all.
Honey, I am great with balls and I will show it to you tonight at my house, just come along.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
How about you come over here an I’ll show you my western grip.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
I already have the balls all you need now is the basket and then we can play the game,
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I’ll bring that same dedication to our relationship.”
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can’t resist you.
I can score from multiple positions.
I can take missing a couple of games but I can’t take a day without you because I care, girl.
I definitely plan to go for two after I score.
I hate sports pick-up lines but if I get to impress you with that. Why not my dear fair lady?
I hit threes all the time, but you’d be my first ten.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn’t know they could run.
I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.
I love thrills and challenges, and that is why I love you and I hope you believe me when I say.
I love your energy.
I made three hoops today. Want to be my fourth?”
I may be a basketball player, but I’ll never play with your heart.”
I play basketball. I’m really good at scoring from all sorts of positions.
I really dig you.
I specialize in scoring screamers.
I think you’re a keeper.
I want to ride you until your legs give out.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
I will be sorry if I missed a game but a lot more sorry If I missed you and that is the truth.
I will not give up on you easily just I did not give up easily in every game I play.
I will persevere just to get your heart and keep it forever because that is just how I am, dear.
I will sweat water and blood just to be deserving of you and I hope I have proven that now.
I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.
I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
I’d like to get inside your penalty box.
I’d love to put my big guy in your hoop.”
I’d love to take your D. Rose for a test drive.”
I’d love to touchdown in your end zone.
I’d use a Packer’s line right now, but it’s just too cheesy.
I’ll be your Kevin if you’ll be my Love.”
I’ll call every ball out so we can stay in love.
I’m an endurance athlete.
I’m desperate for your love. Baby, please don’t play zone defense on me.”
I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.
I’m sending you off for improper conduct.
I’m tired of the singles action—how about we play some doubles? .
I’ve never made an incomplete pA$$, and I hope you won’t be my first.
I’ve proven to a lot of people that size doesn’t matter.
If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?
If you are my basketball , I’ll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
If you played basketball, you would be the center. Of my attention.
If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
If you will be my racket, I’ll be your ball. Serve me.
Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
Is your name Heskey?
Let’s all get in the tennis closet & play spin the racket!
Let’s scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
May I put my balls in your basket?
My name is Shaun White.
No baby, this ain’t my flashlight…
No, I don’t play volleyball for the American team, but I’m flattered you thought so.
Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both.
So, what’s your favorite stroke?
There was a time when I am so addicted to basketball but hey, now I am addicted to you.
Tonight it’s your turn.
Trust me, the only time I’d play games with you is on the court.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Wanna know what the Bulls and I have in common? We both have a solid D.”
Wanna play some tennis? I got a racket and two balls.
Want to get anaerobic?
Want to go for a ride?
Want to lock our bikes together?
Want to play basketball at my place? I can show you how good I am with balls.
We could do some cardio at your place !
Which side do you want?
While we were doing those oblique pulls, I couldn’t help noticing how ABS-olutely
Wow, you’re flexible… I bet that comes in handy outside of class.
You know what else is a nice match? You and me.
You know your name and number.
You leave me breathless like I have been running in the field and I think that is a good thing.
You make my heart go wild as if I am watching a football game live in this crazy life of mine.
You make my rain pants sweaty.
You make my spokes spin.
You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Do you want to sample my
You may not have much game, but honey you’re a great dribbler.”
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
You seem like you got some great shots in you, maybe I can show you mine as well, darling.
You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number
You should know that I am an athlete and I never give up easily so I would not give up on you.
You want to play volleyball ? Because it looks good on your knees!
You will always be my goal. Do you want to be mine now until the day we take our vows?
You’re a pure woman, but I’d love to show you my spin move.”
You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defense.
You’ve intercepted my heart.
Your handles got me on my knees.
Your Jordan jersey looks great but it’ll look even better on the bedroom floor.”
Your nickname must be Kobe because you play great offense.”
Your pace or mine?