Sport Pick Up Lines

“Are you Dennis Rodman? I’ll be your rebound.”

“Are you from Cleveland? Cause I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.”

“Do you play center? Would you like to be the center of my attention?”

“I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I’ll bring that same dedication to our relationship.”

“I can score from multiple positions.”

“I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first 10.”

“I made three hoops today. Want to be my fourth?”

“I may be a basketball player, but I’ll never play with your heart.”

“I’d love to practice layups with you all night long.”

“I’d love to put my big guy in your hoop.”

“I’d love to take your D. Rose for a test drive.”

“I’ll be your Kevin if you’ll be my Love.”

“I’m desperate for your love. Baby, please don’t play zone defense on me.”

“If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I’d always miss you.”

“Wanna know what the Bulls and I have in common? We both have a solid D.”

“You may not have much game, but honey you’re a great dribbler.”

“You’re a pure woman, but I’d love to show you my spin move.”

“Your Jordan jersey looks great but it’ll look even better on the bedroom floor.”

“Your nickname must be Kobe because you play great offense.”

“Your nickname must be Shaquille O’Feel because boy I’m feeling you.”

(whisper) If there is a “Richie Incognito” on your cheerleading squad, blink twice. Just kidding. How about a phone number?

After we’re done roasting marshmallows, I’d like to see s’more of you.

Any yoga you do is hot yoga.

Are you a banana? Because you’re great at the splits.

Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more

Are you a flip turn? Because I’m head over heels for you.

Are you an eligible receiver… of my phone number?

Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?

Are you sure you’re not a volleyball? Because I’m calling you mine.

Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.

Babe, football will be our favorite thing just as movies are for other couples and so I love you.

Babe, Why don’t we start a new relationship tonight?

Baby I’m about to line up in your neutral zone.

Baby, I always go to extra time.

Baby, you are driving me crazy like only watching a good game can and you know it, right?

Because I would love to take you out for Emile.

Because I’ll be loyal to you.

Because in my house there are 100% discount

Because you’ve got a tight end.

Because your touch is priceless.

Before I kiss you.

Call me Hamstring, cos you’ve pulled.

Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Call me Totti.

Can I get your jersey?

Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.

Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?

Care to accompany me to the camp dance? Last year, I won the “Camp Grounded best-of-all-time, hands-down dancer extraordinaire award” so it’s pretty worth your while. *Only use on first time campers.

Cause you always have possession of my heart.

Consider this your two-minute warning… before I kiss you.

Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.

Darling, You’ve intercepted my heart.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

Didn’t I see you earlier at the archery range? At first, I thought you were Katniss Everdeen but then I was like, “No, that girl is way hotter”. *Can be adapted with Peeta Malark though not as strong

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to run around this track again?

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Do you play football? Because you’ve got a tight end.

Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

Don’t mind me as I full wheel you.

Girl I promise to guard your heart from every opponent I have because I care for you a lot.

Girl you’ve got mad handles, you’ve been crossing through my mind all day.

Good game – you certainly scored all your extra points with me.

Good thing I’m a swimmer because I’m drowning in your eyes.

Have you seen my hiking staff? No? Would you like to?

Hello, are you lost? Can I know where you live and what your number is?

Hey girl, how about you make like the Patriots and deflate these balls.

Hey, do you play Center? Because you are the center of my attention?

Hey, pro! Good game; you certainly scored all your extra points with me.

Hey, you have a good pair of football in your back

How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed.

I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !

I am 100% dedicated to this game but I am more than 100% dedicated to you my dear love.

I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.

I can be dedicated to you just as I am dedicated to football if you at least trust me to do so.

I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can’t resist you.

I can score from multiple positions.

I can take missing a couple of games but I can’t take a day without you because I care, girl.

I can’t help but fall in love with you because you give my life thrill more than a football can.

I couldn’t help notice your wrist is bare. I just finished making this “serious-dating/long-term-relationship” bracelet. I guess it was meant to be.

I definitely plan to go for two after I score.

I don’t know if its this workout or you that just took my breath away.

I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.

I hate sports pick-up lines but if I get to impress you with that. Why not my dear fair lady?

I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you’ll have to ride me instead.

I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

I just met you, and this is crazy but here’s my bib number…pace me maybe?

I knew angels could fly, but I didn’t know they could run.

I know that You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defense.

I like football; how about you make like the Patriots and deflate these balls.

I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi.

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.

I love thrills and challenges, and that is why I love you and I hope you believe me when I say.

I love two football on your body.

I love your energy.

I love your game Because you’ve got a tight end.

I need a drop-dead gorgeous assistant for my talent show act. You available?

I really dig you.

I see you have GORP for lunch, would you like some of my beef stick?

I thought you would ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?

I want to play football with you.

I want to ride you until your legs give out.

I will be sorry if I missed a game but a lot more sorry If I missed you and that is the truth.

I will not give up on you easily just I did not give up easily in every game I play.

I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.

I wish you were on the team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.

I’d love to touchdown in your end zone.

I’ll scratch your mosquito bites if you’ll scratch mine.

I’m a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?

I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.

I’m gonna go for two after I score.

I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

I’m looking to get bobsleigh’d tonight.

I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.

I’ll be gentle with you. Can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight instead of zone defense?

I’m an endurance athlete.

I’m feeling cold. Can I get your jersey?

I’m telling you that, Consider this your two-minute warning…Before I hug you.

I’m tired of the singles action—how about we play some doubles? .

I’ve proven to a lot of people that size doesn’t matter.

If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

If you’re scared of the bears you can always come sleep in my tent.

If you’re a volleyball player, I think we can set something up in the near future.

Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

Is that the flicker of firelight in your eyes or are you just naturally radiant?

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Is your name Heskey?

Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

May I check you for ticks?

My drives aren’t always long and straight… but I can show you what is!

My headlamp died. Can you light the way to my cabin with your dazzling smile?

My life is comprised mostly of football, but the other parts are dedicated to you for sure, baby.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

My name is Shaun White.

No baby, this ain’t my flashlight…

No, I don’t play volleyball for the American team, but I’m flattered you thought so.

Oh Baby, if you want me, I always go for extra time.

Oh, sexy! I wish I could see you playing football because I’ll live to see your back in vibration.

Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both.

So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

Sorry my team slayed yours in Capture the Flag. Can I make it up to you by letting you take me to dinner?

This tent’s not gonna pitch itself baby!

Tonight it’s your turn.

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.

Wanna be my receiver tonight?

Want to get anaerobic?

Want to go for a ride?

Want to lock our bikes together?

We could do some cardio at your place !

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.

Which side do you want?

While we were doing those oblique pulls, I couldn’t help noticing how ABS-olutely gorgeous you are.

Will you marry me? I want to make a football team with our children.

Would you like to ice dance?…… Horizontally!

You know your name and number.

You leave me breathless like I have been running in the field and I think that is a good thing.

You look a little dehydrated. What do you say we make out?

You make my heart go wild as if I am watching a football game live in this crazy life of mine.

You make my heart leap like only football can and I am so grateful you came into my life.

You make my rain pants sweaty.

You make my spokes spin.

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.

You should know that I am an athlete and I never give up easily so I would not give up on you.

You took those yoga pants for sale?

You will always be my goal. Do you want to be mine now until the day we take our vows?

You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defense.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​

You’ve intercepted my heart.

Your court or mine?

Your pace or mine?

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

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