Some Funny Pick Up Lines

“Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.”

(proceed to wink at girl/guy)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

Are you a burger patty? Because you can be the meat between my buns.

Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Are you Franklin D. Roosevelt? Because you’re a dime.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess.

Are You Lost, Ma’am? Because Heaven Is A Long Way From Here.

Are you my math homework? You seem hard and ready to be done on my desk.

Are you Netflix? ‘Cause I could watch you for hours.

Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

Are you the online order I placed last week? ‘Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day!

Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you.

Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.

Because I am really digging your butt.

Because you completely just blew me away.

Because you defnitely have everything I have been searching for.

Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.

Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Can we Disney movie and chill?

Can you be my boyfriend?

Classic. If you’re smooth enough, it might actually work!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did the some just come out, or did you just smile?

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

Did you just fart?

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?g because you will be driving me home.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you have a shovel?

Do You Have A Tan, Or Do You Always Look This Hot?

Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

Do you mind if I explore you?

Does Your Watch Have A Second Hand? I Want To Know How Long It Took For Me To Fall In Love With You.

Even if there were no gravity, I’d still fall for you.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

Great line, and hey, opens up the opportunity to head back for some Netflix together.

Hey babe, my love is a tidal wave and you’re beach front property.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Hey, you must be my phone charger because I’d die without you.

Hi there, my name is Dora.

I am going to kiss you. If you do not like it, just return it.

I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out anyway?

I feel so comfortable around you I don’t even have to hold my farts in anymore.

I heard you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

I Know Someone Who Likes You. If I Wasn’t So Shy, I’d Tell You Who.

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.

I might not be going downtown later, but hopefully, I’ll be going down on you.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

I think we’d go together like peanut butter and jelly.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U.

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

I want to go on an ‘ate’ with you. No worries, you can give me the ‘D’ later.

I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I’ve Seemed To Have Lost My Number, Can I Have Yours?

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

I’m sorry to bother you, but if you’re here, who’s running heaven?

I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.

​If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

If I told you that I work for a delivery service company, would you let me handle your package?

If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If you were a new burger at McDonald’s, you’d be a McGorgeous.

If you were a steak, you would be well done.

If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

If you were words on a page, you would be what they call fine print.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

Is the day sunny today, or did you just smile?

Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Is your face McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.

Is your name google?

Is your name Wi-Fi? ‘Cause I’m feeling a connection.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Life without you is like a broken pencil…. Pointless.

Man: (Whilst flexing his guns) Because these pythons are sick

Man: Are you by chance an appendix?

Man: Because I have no idea how you work, but I have a feeling in my belly that makes me want to take you out.

Man: Is there a vet anywhere around here?

Maybe she missed you the first time.

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

My love for you is like dividing by zero — it cannot be defined.

My zipper.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Please stop drinkiDo you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material!

Reach for her hand, but don’t grab it unless she gives the go-ahead.

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

She’ll see what you did there.

Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. [Why?] Because When I Looked At You, I Dropped Mine.

Start printing out those missing person posters. I’m gonna have you tied up in my room for a long time.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

​They told me to never judge a book by its cover but I don’t even know you and I am already checking you out.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me down.

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

Were you in boy scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What has 52 teeth and is able to hold back Godzilla?

What winks and humps like a tiger?

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Woman: I don’t think so, why?

Woman: No, why?

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

You and my future husband look alike.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

You got the same favorite color as mine. We must be soulmates.

You have dirt on your face. Let me wipe it with my tongue.

You Know What You Would Really Look Beautiful In? My Arms.

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

You seem like a hard worker. I’ve got an opening you can fill.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

You’re a 9/10 and I’m the 1 you need.

You’re so gneiss, I’d never take you for granite.

You’re so hot, you’d make Antarctica melt.

You’re like hot chocolate and I’m like marshmallows. You’re hot and I want to be on top of you.

You’re So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line.

You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me — I’ve been looking a long time.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

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