Smooth Pick Up Lines to Use on Guys

Accio perfection! Oh wait, you’re already here.

All this time, I thought I was invincible. But then you came and beat me with your smile.

Are we flying? Because you seem Wright for me.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.

Are you a burger patty? Because you can be the meat between my buns.

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.

Are You A Dictionary? ‘Cause You’re Adding Meaning To My Life.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

Are you a football player? Because I’d like you touchdown there!

Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears!

Are you a Margherita pizza? Because you look Mozzar-hella good.

Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall

Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

Are you my math homework? You seem hard and ready to be done on my desk.

Are You The Moon? Because Even When It’s Dark, You Still Seem To Shine.

Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

Are you the package I ordered, because I have been waiting for you all day?

Call Me Q Because I Need U Next To Me At All Times.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Can I take your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of love and adoration. 🎩

Could you stop being attractive? You’re driving me crazy!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Did the sun just come out, or was it just your smile?

Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.

Do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?

Do you have some room in your mouth for another tongue?

Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?

Do You Know What My Shirt Is Made Of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend Material?

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Do you want to be my dirty little secret?

Do you want to build a snowmaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snowman! (Could be a healthy relationship.)

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took me to fall in love with you.

Even If There Was No Gravity On Planet Earth, I Would Still Fall For You.

Every moment I spend with you is like being in paradise.

Excuse me, miss. Do we have a common friend that can introduce us?

Excuse Me. I Know This Is Kind Of Weird And I’m Super Shy…But I Was Just Wondering…What Pick Up Lines Work Best With You?

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Good night beautiful/handsome. Sleep well.

Hallou – is it – mi you’re looking for?

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

Hello, this is me making the first move. Your turn.

Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!

Hey sexy.

Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.

Hey, do you want to get lucky? Then come with me.

Hey, stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it right now.

Hey, stranger. Stop being a stranger.

Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone Said You Were Looking For Me?

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

I admit that you’re on my mind more than just sometimes.

I am horrible at math, but I do care about one number: yours.

I can’t help grinning like a fool every time I see that you’re typing.

I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

I don’t know what love potion you made me drink, but every time I think of you, I can’t stop smiling.

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).

I guarantee you—I’m not flirting with you! I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra attractive.

I have a favor to ask. Can you shake my hand so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?

I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

I just know we’re meant to brie.

I just realized that you never text first. Do you hate me or are you just playing hard to get?

I just saw your new profile picture. You’re looking hotter than ever.

I know it’s already September, but you sure do look like my Valentine.

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

I love your smile, but I love it more whenever I’m the reason behind it.

I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.

I Might Need A Pair Of Sunglasses Because Your Smile Is Too Dazzling For Me.

I might not be going downtown later, but hopefully, I’ll be going down on you.

I need sunglasses–your smile is blinding me.

I still exist, in case you have forgotten.

I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I think I just saw you on the cover of Cosmopolitan.

I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

I Think There’s Something Wrong With My Phone. Could You Try Calling It To See If It Works?

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

I was actually going to wait for a day or two before texting you, but I can’t wait that long.

I was feeling a bit OFF the whole day. But then, you showed up and turned me ON.

I was going to buy a drink, but I got distracted by you.

I was hungry till I got your number. Now I’m pretty fulfilled.

I was nearly feta-p of dating, but I couldn’t pass up the chance to talk to you.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

I would say ‘God bless you,’ but it seems like he already did.

I’ll never let you feel provolone.

I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.

I’m Going To The Optometrist To Get My Eyes Checked. For Some Reason, I Can’t Take Them Off Of You.

I’m horribly lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

I’m nacho average cheese ball – but I’d love a partner in crime.

I’m Not A Photographer, But I Can Picture Me And You Together.

I’m not sure I believe in The One, but The Two of us, on the other hand…

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well, then please start.

I’m waiting for you at home.

I’m warning you—I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!

I’m wondering how long it’s going to be before you realize that I like you and admit that you like me back.

I’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do something about it tonight?

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

If I could just rearrange the alphabet, I would definitely put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

If I were a cat, I would spend all of my nine lives with you.

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Is this the Hogwart’s express? Because it feels like you and I are heading somewhere magical.

Is your nickname Sirius? ‘Cause, you’re just about the brightest star in the sky.

It’s A Good Thing I Wore Gloves Today. Otherwise, You’d Be Too Hot To Handle.

Just so you know, I’m not flirting with you. I’m just being extra nice to you since you’re extra attractive.

Just so you know, we’re going on a date tonight.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Let’s play a game. I win, you take me out; if you win, I take you out.

Let’s save water by taking a shower together.

Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.

Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

Man, I didn’t think wishing on the birthday candles would WORK.

Mind if I ask what heaven was like when you left it?

Mind if I ask you what your name is? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

My hands feel cold. Can I put them in your pants to warm up?

My lips on your lips would be magical.

Netflix and chill?

Oh, you have something on your face… wait, it’s just the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

On A Scale Of 1 To 10, You’re A 9. I’m The 1 You Need.

One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

Please come closer, I Camembert to be without you.

Please tell me your name so that I can tell Santa you’re the one I want for Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted

Screw Instagram, I’d follow you anywhere.

Shall we test how well our genes mix?

Should I try another cheesy joke, or do I have parmesan to take you out on a date?

Someone pinch me–you are too cute that I must be dreaming.

Start printing out those missing person posters. I’m gonna have you tied up in my room for a long time.

Stop sending me mixed signals and start sending me sexy memes.

Stop staring at me. I might get pregnant!

Sweetness is my weakness.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

The only thing scarier than the Babadook is the thought of you not texting back.

The Sparkle In Your Eyes Is So Bright, The Sun Must Be Jealous.

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

They Say Disneyland Is The Happiest Place On Earth. Well Apparently, No One Has Ever Been Standing Next To You.

They told me magic wasn’t real – guess they hadn’t seen you smile.

We are like socks: we make a great pair.

We don’t really have anything to talk about, but I still want to talk to you. So…Hi!

We’re Not Socks, But I Think We’d Make A Great Pair.

Well, Here I Am. What Are Your Other Two Wishes?

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

What’s new in the wonderful world of you?

When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I was touched by an angel?

Wouldn’t We Look Good On A Wedding Cake Together?

Wow, I didn’t realize that works of art were allowed to leave the museum.

Wow, such nice pants you have! Mind if I test the zipper?

You already know how much I really like you. So, what are you going to do about it?

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

You are like fine wine. The more I drink in, the better I feel.

You cheddar believe I have more cheesy compliments waiting.

You have been such a naughty boy. Go to my bedroom!

You just proved that aliens exist because you abducted my heart.

You know what’s beautiful? The first word I just said.

You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.

You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

You look familiar. Did you graduate from ‘The University of Handsome Men’?

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

You look too gouda to be true.

You must be a broom because you swept me off my feet.

You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around.

You must be exhausted running in my mind all day long.

You must’ve been a cold soda in a previous life because this conversation is refreshing.

You seem like a hard worker. I’ve got an opening you can fill.

You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Your face would make a great throne for a queen like me.

Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?

Your lap seems available. Can I sit on it?

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Your pants look really tight. I can loosen them for you if you want.

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