Savage Pick Up Lines

“Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.”

“Are you a candle? Because I want to bl0w U.”

“Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?”

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

“Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want to.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

“Have you got a napkin? You’re making me w3t.”

“Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?”

“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”

“Hi. You’re looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink.”

“How do you like your so-sage in the morning?”

“How much w0man can you handle?”

“I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY R00M!”

“I lost my v*rg*n*ty. Can I have yours?”

“I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil c@se.”

“I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.”

“I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.”

“I’ve got my beady eye set on you”

“I’ve got the buns. Have you got the hot dog?”

“If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.”

“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

“My magical watch says you don’t know who I am…”

“Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you.”

“Now I know why they call it a beaver because I’m dying for your w00d.”

“S*x is a killer. Do you wanna die happy?”

“Scrambled or bl0wn?”

“Secret Service, ma’am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.”

“Smile if you want to sl33p with me.”

“Sorry, I thought this was the men’s room. Still, while we’re alone in here…”

“Tell me your name so I know what to scre@m tonight.”

“Was your father a thief? ‘Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.”

“Would you like to dance or should I go screw myself again?”

“Wow, you look like Xena the Warrior Princess! Wanna date?”

“You look just like a swan. You have skinny legs but a fat ass.”

“You look like a hard worker. I have an 0pening U can fill.”

“You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.”

“You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.”

“You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”

“You must be tired… you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.”

“Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.”

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.

Are you a book? Cause I’m checking you out.

Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.

Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Are you a pizza box? Cause I cannot wait to get your top off.

Are you a shrimp? Because I don’t need your head. All I want is your body.

Are you a snack? Because everyone eats you for fun.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in the future.

Are you a tumor? Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.

Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

Are you garbage? Because I want to take you out.

Are you Google? Because you’re everything, I’ve been searching for.I have lost that loving feeling. Will you help me find it again?

Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.

Are You My High School English Teacher’s Comments On My Essays? Because You Have Fine Written All Over You!

Are you pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause you are so refreshing.

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.

Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Baby, If We Came To Some Agreement You’d Be The Fine Print.

Can I come over by your place later on tonight, hey?

Can I plow your Front Street? No? How about your Back Bay?

Come with me when the State Fair opens and I’ll put the cream in your puff.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It must have, considering that you clearly landed on your face.

Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

Did Your License Get Suspended For Driving All These Guys Crazy?

Do I have to sign for your package?

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Do you believe in the famous saying “love at first sight,” or should I walk by again?

Do you have a map of Milwaukee? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

Do you know CPR? Cause you are taking my breath away.

Do you like Milwaukee history? Wanna help me increase my Lapham?

Do you like sausages? Because you’re the wurst!

Do you work at the UWM Planetarium? ‘Cause your ass is out of this world.

Does my ass look good in these Packers Zubaz?

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.

Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

Have You Ever Been Arrested? It Must Be Illegal To Look That Good.

Have you seen my Dick Bacon tribute?

Hey, baby, I’m a Packers shareholder.

Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Hi, my name’s Allen Bradley. Want to see my clock tower?

How are you not cold? You’ve been naked in my mind this whole time.

How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.

I Have 4 Percent Battery Remaining. I Chose To Message You. Did I Choose Wisely?

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

I may not take perfect pictures, but I can perfectly picture us together.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.

I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.

I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!

I’d love to Hoan in on your bridge.

I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

I’m learning important dates in history. Do you wanna be one of them?

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance. Because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling, Will You Help Me Find It Again?

If I could rearrange alphabets, I’d d put I and U together.

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

If Women Were Boogers, I’d Pick You First.

If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

If You Were A Transformer, You’d Be Optimus Fine.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

Is that a keg of Miller in your pants, ’cause I would like to tap that.

Is There An Airport Nearby; Or Is That Just My Heart Taking Off?

Is this the bus stop? Because I’m here to pick you up.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.

It’s Handy That I Have My Library Card Because I’m Totally Checking You Out.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Know What’s on the menu? It’s Me N U.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

My Doctor Told Me I’m Missing Vitamin U. Can You Help Me?

My love for you is like diarrhea. I cannot hold it on.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?

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Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Say, Did We Go To Different Schools Together?

Show me your Kinnikinnickers and I’ll show you mine.

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

There Must Be Something Wrong With My Phone, Because It Doesn’t Have Your Number In It.

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.

To turned my software into hardware.

Wanna go to the FulBeli Del so I can Koppa feel?

Wanna nibble on my Milwaukee pickle?

Wanna ride my light rail?

Well, Here I Am. What Are Your Other Two Wishes?

Were You In Boy Scouts? Because You Sure Have Tied My Heart In A Knot.

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

You can U.S. Bank on it, I’ll be the Firstar you see tonight.

You have just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.

You Know, I’m Not Really This Tall. I’m Just Sitting On My Wallet.

You may not be Jesus, but I’d still nail the heck out of you.

You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.

You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?

You’re like a parking ticket. You got fine-fine-fine written all over you.

You’re so fine that I wouldn’t care if you were dead or alive!

You’re So Sweet, You’re Giving Me A Toothache.

Your daddy must have worked at the Lopez Bakery, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

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