“69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…”

“Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”

“Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?”

“Do you believe in love at first swipe?”

“Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.”

“Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?”

“Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?”

“Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”

“Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.”

“How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?”

“I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship”

“I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”

“I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.”

“Is your personality as angelic as your hair?”

“My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!”

“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw.”

“They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?”

“We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?”

“You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!”

“You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we’re a match.”

“You’ve got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.”

Are you a baker?

Are you a carrot? Because you make my eyes see better.

Baby, your hair is brighter than my future/heart.

Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.

Because you have no soul.

Because you just made this ginger nut🥵

Being a redhead is a plus for me red in the head, fire in the bed.

Cause you just made this ginger nut 🥜

Did you get no soul? That’s okay, you can have mine.

Do you have a switch? Cause Baby, I wanna turn you on.

Ginger, U are fabulous! I’m an A-list actor you mite like to meet….Ure fone is dead and out of service…

Girl, you make me want to dive into that sea… that pus-sea.

Have you been baking biscuits?

Have you heard about the Flight of Penguins? How about me taking you through it on my bed?

Hey baby, your hair is brighter than my heart.

Hey do you bake biscuits?

Hey girl are you a baker?

Hey girl, are you a ginger?

I hope your hair being fire red doesn’t mean you are too hot to handle.

I know three ways to make six inches disappear.

I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you.

I read somewhere that the recessive gene that results in red hair will eventually be bred out of humanity. Wanna try to save it?

I want to be the girl/guy who makes you say, ‘My life has changed since I met her/him.

I’m the rarest DNA combo in the world. I’m a blue eyed ginger.

If didn’t meet a gorgeous redhead like you, I would be missing some brainy noodles.

If we were penguins, we would always agree in the nest so as not to fall.

If you were a penguin, I would take you for swimming in the South Pole.

If you were a penguin, what would you eat for lunch? I’m ready to prepare for you your favorite.

If you were a penguin, you would be called a pen-grin because I would always make you happy.

Is it your hair or it is just hot here?

Is your hair flaming? Because you are so hot.

Nice hair, nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?.

The only thing hotter than fire is your hair and I can’t stop loving it.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

To me redheads are like roses, because they are the only ones who can catch my attention.

Wanna steal my soul AND my heart?

Want a job? It blows.

Would you catch my south pole if you were a penguin?

You are worth every sin.

You dropped something. My jaw.

You got no soul? That’s okay, you can have mine.

You make my whole week, now let’s make your hole weak.

You’re like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.

You’re short, ginger, and wearing green. You’re basically a leprechaun.

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