Where I’m from, it’s custom to greet people with a kiss on the mouth. Can you tell me a slow “hello”?
‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
A good cowboy knows how to tame a bull, but a great cowboy will ride it. Will you be good to me, or will you be great?
Apart from looking so handsome and sexy, what else do you do, Mr. Lover Boy? Sometimes, teasing can be one of the best pick-up-lines to tell a guy to excite him and make him want you more.
Are those Guess jeans?
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why
Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.”
Are you from China? Cause I’m China get into those pants.
Are you the last air bender? ’cause I’d definitely like you bending for me.
Are you Thor? I want to prove that I’m worthy to carry that hammer.
Are you tired? Want to change that?
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
Baby I’m hungry, but I want you to feed me from your leeps 2 my leeps.”
Bbrrrr! My hands are cold.
Can I read your T-shirt in Braille?
Can I slap you in the face…with my lips?
Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
Can you be my Santa? I’ll let you slide down my chimney tonight.
Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
Congratulations, you just met a snake charmer. I’ll be making that one-eyed snake cry white tears all over me.
Could you please hold this hand for me as I go walk in the park?
Did you fart because you blew me away”
Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
Do I have to sign for your package?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you have a nickname? If not can I call you later?
Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your
Do you know how to pick a lock? Because my keyhole is wide open for you.
Do you know karate because your body is kicking”
Do you know what would look good on you? Me”
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Nevermind, you won’t need either tonight.
Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
don’t you help me use it?
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
Have you got a napkin?
Hey, can I take a photo with you? I just want to make my ex jealous.
Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you any time.
Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus”
Hold on, you’ve got something on your ass. . .my eyes.
How can a guy be so hot and manage to survive being arrested?
How do you like your sausage in the morning?
How do you want your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
I can be your damsel in distress, only if you push me to undress.
I can see into the future, and yeah, it’s me and you together.
I don’t know how to drive a manual shift, can you teach me how to handle that knob?
I hate it when people pull my hair. I’d love to hate you tonight.
I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
I hear you’ve been a bad boy.
I like you just how I like my coffee: tall, dark, and strong.
I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
I love your car, can we create some memories here? We can have a quickie.
I love your clothes, they match perfectly with my bedsheets.
I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
I promise I’m not like what you’re used to.
I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
I want to be the girl/guy who makes you say, ‘My life has changed since I met her/him’.”
I want to see you smile if you want a fuck. But smile if you don’t want one.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I was told I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Could you help me?
I will have no regrets if I die today because I could have passed through heaven.
I will report you to the police for stealing my heart!
I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
I wonder why you’re not freezing because you’re naked in my mind, running up and down.
I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?
I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?”
I’m sorry, your shirt has to go. However, you can stay as long as you please.
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
If I were a balloon, would you blow me?
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice”
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
In your arms is where I truly belong.
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Is you body a map? because I love to travel.
Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.”
Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
It must be Christmas because I can’t wait to unwrap your package.
Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.”
Just so you know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.
Let’s both be naughty together and save Santa a trip.
Let’s dress up tonight… I’ll be the piñata and you’ll be stick.
My bed needs some repairs, will you help me fix it?
My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?
My doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency, can you give me some of your Vitamin D?
My teachers in preschool taught me that happiness starts with the letter H. But since I met you, happiness begins with the letter U.
Now go to MY room!
Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.
Now that my virginity is already lost. Can you lend me yours?
On hot days like these, all I want to do is lick a popsicle, can I have yours?
One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Some people are admirable, some are formidable, you’re just fckable.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
Thankfully I’m not lactose intolerant, because I’ll be drinking milk all night long.
That shirt looks great on you! As a matter of fact, so would I.
That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
That’s a nice smile. It’ll look better if it was all you were wearing!”
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word”
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?”
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?
Those seem like very expensive clothes, too bad I’ll be ripping through them tonight.
Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have sex inside my car.
Wait a second. I need to breathe. Being with you takes my breath away.
Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
When I look into your eyes, I see everything except your name.
When I met you, it’s when I realized that I have been living in a colorless world.
When I see you, I see my light switch. Can I turn you on?
Where have been all my life?
Who said you need to take me to dinner first? Let’s cut straight to dessert.
Whoever came up with the word “edible,” had you in mind.
Why do you have to look so good?! I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing!
Would you mind if I give you a kiss right now?
You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.”
You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.
You make me wonder how guys like you maintain their great looks.
You must be the guy who’s going to buy me a drink.
You remind me of a magnet because you are attracting me to you.
You seem familiar. You look a lot like my future boyfriend/husband.
You want to check out my love recipe. It’s a full cup of you, blended with me and served while hot.
You with all those curves and I’m the car with no breaks… ooohhh -Drake
You’re making me wet.
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.
You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room”
Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice”
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
Your pants are swelling. Can I check out what’s cooking there?
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.