Questions Pick Up Lines

“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Coz you’ve got fine written all over you.”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
“Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.”
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
“Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? [pause] I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back. “
“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did.”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.”
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
“Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right”
“My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”
“Sorry but you owe me a drink, [pause] because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
“There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.”
“You must be tired [pause] because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
(I once had a friend ask me what you’re supposed to say if she answers the question with a “yes.” At that point you just dance with her….)
(Name on the badge)! Finally, you found us!
[Before she leaves] “Hey! Aren’t you forgetting something” [She answers: What?] “Me!”
A boy gives a girl a dozen roses. Eleven are real, and one is fake, so he told her he would love her until the last rose died.
After looking at you for 0.7 seconds, I got a headache. You can get a headache from looking at something that bright.
Apple Music or Spotify
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
Are you a believer in love at first sight? (^-) Otherwise, I have to walk in again. :-{ Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life. Are you a human? Because I am amazed to see an angle walking.🤔 Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up on my wall. Wow! Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you. Are you a sun? Because I feel hot near you. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future. Are you an elevator? 🤔 Because I can go up and down on you. B-) Are you Eiffel tower ? Because Eiffel ( read i fell) for you. Are you feeling lazy? :-/ Let’s be productive by some up and down exercise.😉 Are you in a hurry? Are you interested in business? 😀 I want to trade my pearls in your territory. ^o^ Are you lost? ‘Cause, it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die. Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven. Are you the coronavirus? Because I can’t save myself from you. Are you the question paper to tomorrow’s exam? Are you tired right now? Because you did a lot of hard work in my dream. Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind. Because I’m probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don’t know what I’m doing and finish in 3 minutes Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte. Can I get your number? One call, that’s all. Can I give you a tip? The cookies on this stand are outrageously good. Can I have a picture of you so that I can show santa claus what I want for Christmas? Can I have the directions to your heart? 😉^^
Can I have your car keys? 🤔Because I want to drive you crazy. 😎
Can I say a poem for you? To Adam He gave EveTo Abraham He gave SarahAnd to me, He gave you.
Can I share a story with you? (Go ahead to tell her a story of a man who gave his all to make a woman fall in love with him, Tell her you are that man and she is that woman.)
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
Can you give me a small space in your home if I became jobless? Because your thoughts distract me during work.
Choose: Green or orange?
Date me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gertrude?
Date or Date?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you came out of the TV or is it just me?
Did you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
Did you see the glitch earlier?
Do you believe in falling madly in love? I believe I could fall madly in bed with you. ♥️
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.
Do you have a compass needle? Because I lost track after seeing you.
Do you have a Jersey? because I need your name and number.
Do you have a sunburn or are you this hot ?
Do you have invisibility power? Because I can’t see anything except you.
Do you have map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have some magnetic powers? Because you keep on attracting me.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you like cozy places? Because my bed can be a perfectly cozy place.
Do you like music? Good. Because my offer is like music to your ears!
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Do you like secret sauce in your burger?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Do you mind if I talk to you? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
Do you mind me walk you home? My mother always said to follow my dreams.
Do you subtweet here often?
Do you want me to show to you a delegated act?
Don’t mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.
Error 404: Your number on my phone not found!
Excuse me ma’am, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Excuse me, do you know what time it is? – Excellent! Time for coffee.
Excuse me, you almost walked past the showpiece of this show!
For a moment, I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream.
Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Hello I have a question. A man asked me if he could read my shirt in brail. What does that mean?
Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.
Hey a girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it’ll look better in my pocket than in your head.
Hey beautiful, could you help me get your number into this basket?
Hey girl, I’ve got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Hey Gorgeous.. how about you give me your number so that I PHONE you.
Hey, are you feeling down? Because I can feel you up. :-*
Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?
Hey, do you have a sweet tooth? If so, can I taste it?
Hey, have you seen this?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe?
Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?
Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Hey! Are you tired? (^-) Because I can lift you for your ease. (^o^) Hey! My phone has some issues, can you check it?:'( It doesn’t show your cell number.(^-)
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Hi! I think I lost my colleague. Can I borrow yours?
How about I show you my digging abilities? 😛
How does it feel to be the most intelligent woman at this exhibition?
I absolutely love your shoes!
I bet with my colleague that I will have collected more leads than him before 11 am. Can you help me?
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I couldn’t help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I’ll let you have it back.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I gotta question
I guess I forgot my phone somewhere. :-\ Can you please give me a miss call? 🤙
I just met you, and this is crazy but, here’s my number, so call me or else.
I look at you and I can only imagine how blissful my life will be, waking up next to you every morning.
I lost my phone number…can I borrow yours?
I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you ?
I must be in heaven because I am looking at an angel!
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number cutie.
I need some answers to my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
I saw a garden this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful ever until I met you.
I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
I sent a message about that question/answer saying “but isn’t it empty all the time?”, To which she responded “You haven’t seen my fridge”. What to respond?
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
I usually don’t ask a girl this question till she’s pregnant. What’s your name?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? If not, then please start!
I’ve been staring at your profile picture for ages. I still can’t stop.
I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I’m about to go for a walk around the exhibition. Any recommendations on where to go?
I’m looking for a good conversation. Can you help me?
I’m looking for an honest opinion. What do you think about my new suit?
I’ve got a question for you.
If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as to the answer of this question?
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
If i asked you to have kiss with me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
If I had a garden I would put your tulips and my tulips together.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
If your name google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.
Is the answer that you’ll give me to the question: ‘Marry me?’ the same as the answer to this question?
Is your father a thief? ‘Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
Let’s flip a coin. If head then I’m yours. if tail you’re mine.
My eyesight is perfect. Then why I didn’t see you before? 😉
My name is Will… God’s will for you.
Nice dress. Is it made up of girlfriend material ?
Now I’m going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.
Oh nice! me too so how about a date?
Oh sweet! same here, i don’t like dates too.
On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you like our stand?
Riddle Me This: ‘If I asked you to be my girlfriend, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?’
Roses are red, my face is too. That only happens when I see you.
Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?
Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?
Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.
This is the second time I’ve seen you today!
Today I’m only addressing seemingly intelligent people. How are you doing?
Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?
What if I get diabetes? Because it is getting difficult to handle your sweetness.
What’s the best thing you’ve seen all day?
Why don’t you come tame my dragon?
Why don’t you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
Would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
Would you like to dance?
Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?
Would you mind goin plow my cord field?
Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?
You are the kind of girl my mom told me to bring to her. Will you like to go see her with me?
You come to this cave often?
You have just one question to answer for. Can I be your gay female Macklemore? Girl, I don’t mind if you cry on Sunday. If you don’t mind getting down with THIS gay.
You just dropped something… my jaw.
You know what you would look beautiful in? in my arms
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other girls look bad!
You look familiar. Did we have same class? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
You look ill. You must be lacking vitamin ME.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me.
You want to take a trip down South tonight?
You weren’t listed as the top hottest single
You’re a fire bender?
You’re hot.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my line.
You’re so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
Your eyes are beautiful. Are you wearing contacts? (Only say this as long as she is not wearing contacts.)
Your eyes have told me a lot of things. The only thing they haven’t told me is your name.
Your face is perfect… like a well put together piece of art. God did a great job on you.
Your work is getting stressful. Do you want some relaxation massage?

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