Pick Up Lines that Works

“Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.”
“Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.”
“Can I expense you a drink?”
“Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.”
“Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.”
“Do you have the Wi-Fi password—because I’m feeling this connection.”
“How about we slip out of these suits and into something a little more casual Friday?”
“I bet it was your hotness that caused today’s mandatory fire drill.”
“I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.”
“The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to—oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.”
“Also I’m keeping the dog and the house and the cars and the yacht… you can keep the kids”
“Are you now, what’s it about?”
“Baby whatever it is that you serving you better give me a double.”
“Baby you all that in a bag of chips.”
“Don’t worry baby your secrets safe with me.”
“Eeny meeny, miny, moe…now some of y’alls clothes GOTS to go!”
“Excuse me i seem to have lost all the feeling in my lips.”
“Girl, if God made anything prettier than you I hope He kept it for himself.”
“Have you ever been to Antarctica?”
“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me; so, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”
“Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!”
“How could something so smooth be called sharp.”
“I always read the Victoria’s Secret catalog, because everything is half off, if you know what I mean.”
“I can be sucking on some Honey’s neck-bone right now, you know!”
“I gave up my two best friends for a convertible. Oh well, the wind in my face dried my tears!”
“I have some really bad news babe”
“I just saw the best upsexy EVER!”
“I see you like reading, did you know I’m writing a book?”
“I wasn’t talking to him, baby, I was stealing his wallet!”
“I’ll see you in court then”
“I’m hoping you like it dark, hot, sweet and with a spoon in it.”
“I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’, you know what I’m sayin?”
“If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
“It’s about beautiful girls I call it ‘my phone book’, unfortunately, it’s missing your number”
“Ladies Ladies its your lucky day anyone who sits in these chairs get served on the house.”
“My dating advice: Never bring a sandwich to a buffet.”
“My motto is: Keep your hands on they thighs!”
“No way neither have I, we have so much in common!”
“No, why?”
“oh, what’s that then?”
“Plus, I don’t have any early classes so we can sleep in.”
“the divorce papers just came in; our court date is Saturday”
“TO THE HONEYS: Don’t let no abrasive Negroes bother you.”
“What’s upsexy?”
“wow, you’re forward. Not much, what about you?”
“Yo baby baby how bout some fries to go with that shake.”
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fa1ke and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
Are we, like, married now?
Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?
Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
Are you a firefighter? You came in hot and left me all wet.
Are you a football player? Because I want you to TOUCHDOWN there.
Are you a magician, because every time I am around you, everything else disappears.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are You Going To Kiss Me Or Do I Have To Lie To My Diary?
Are you into fitness?
Are You Lost, Ma’am? Because Heaven Is A Long Way From Here.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Are You Netflix? Because I Could Watch You For Hours.
Are You Religious? Cause You’re The Answer To All My Prayers.
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Cheesy chat-up line, gif war or blind date?
Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!
Damn, I just lost my phone number. Is it okay to have yours, instead?
Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool? I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Did you feel that? You just rocked my world when I saw you, and I can’t wait for you to rock it again later.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Haley, Rebecca, John, Mike, etc.) on Tinder?
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?
Do You Have A Tan, Or Do You Always Look This Hot?
Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one I want right now.
Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
Do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?
Do You Work At NASA? I Think Your Beauty Is Out Of This World.
Does anyone know CPR, because he is making my heart stop!
Does Your Watch Have A Second Hand? I Want To Know How Long It Took For Me To Fall In Love With You.
Drinks or coffee this week?
Excuse me, did you just fart?
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
Excuse me, I think you owe me a drink because when you walked by I dropped mine.
Favourite meal: Thai, Italian or French?
Favourite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) I’ll tell you over drinks?
Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE Print.
Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
Has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like (insert a beautiful celebrity they kind of look like)?
Hello* pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.
Hey girl, I saw you on Tinder
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent?
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
How was Heaven when you left it?
I am not a photographer, but I can easily picture us together.
I am not drunk honey; I’m just intoxicated by you.
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
I don’t need Twitter. I’m already following you, and I like what I see.
I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.
I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of karma-sutra.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
I Know Someone Who Likes You. If I Wasn’t So Shy, I’d Tell You Who.
I lost my teddy bear. Can you be my teddy bear tonight?
I really like your (insert something from her pictures and try to make it interesting) in your picture.
I see you’re ………. Miles away. I thought heaven was further.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.
I think you’re the next beautiful contestant in the game of love.
I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
I value my breath so I’d appreciate if you’d stop taking it away.
I wanna commit the perfect crime by stealing your heart.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.
I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I would flirt with you, but I would rather seduce you with my (insert body part).
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I’m No Photographer, But I Can Picture Us Together.
I’ve Seemed To Have Lost My Number, Can I Have Yours?
I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy
I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…
I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!
I’m lost without you.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.
I’ve had a crush on you for years
I’ve never experienced having my dreams come true until the day I met you.
If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer, ” if you got the energy”.
If a kiss was a snowflake, I would send you a snowstorm.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If being sexy is a crime, then you are 100% guilty.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
If I had a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.
If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go, I can take you places you haven’t ever been before.
If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?
If you could have any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
If you were a dessert, what would you be?
If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
Is being sexy your full-time job?
Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… (And I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
Kiss me if I am wrong but is your name, Sam?
Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Bethesda?
Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless
May I borrow your phone? I need to call my mom. She told me to call her once I found the man/woman of my dreams.
My heart stopped beating the moment I looked at you.
My lips hurt, wanna kiss them and make them better?
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
Nice pants! What are they made of? Boyfriend material?
On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pick up line related to that era.
Remember Me? Oh, That’s Right, I’ve Only Met You In My Dreams.
Rose’s are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.
Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you
So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with any.
So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?
Someone call 9-1-1 because you make my heart stop every time I am around you.
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. [Why?] Because When I Looked At You, I Dropped Mine.
Sunday mornings are for: a) cuddles in bed b) champagne breakfast c) as many pancakes as you can eat
Tell me your name, so I know what to scream tonight.
Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to take back to my place and mount.
They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
Truth or dare?
Wanna flip a coin? Heads, I’m yours tails your mine!
Want to come over to mine and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
We should skip the week of chatting/ small talk and just go on a coffee date.
We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
What Does It Feel Like To Be The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room?
What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?
What’s a smart, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?
What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.
What’s your definition of a good weekend?
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.
You are definitely on my to-do list tonight.
You are the reason women fall in love.
You kind of almost always are on my mind.
You Know What You Would Really Look Beautiful In? My Arms.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
You look like trouble (devil emoji or wink emoji).
You look like you have great energy, I’m curious, where do you get it from? Yoga? Sports? Dance?
You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?
You look like you love adventure, you know some guys love spontaneous/ adventurous girls.
You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You must be in the wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
You must be my tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
You think Ben Franklin tried tying other stuff to a kite before the key thing worked? … Just sitting there strapping waffles to a kite… what an idiot.
You think you don’t have a chance with me, huh? Well, you have got that completely wrong.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the carpet on fire.
You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine
You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
Your body is my wonderland, and I wanna be your Alice.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
Your eyes are like the sunset. Beautiful and so hard to look away from.
Your Hand Looks Heavy. Here, Let Me Hold It For You.
Your lips are made to be kissed. Let’s not let them be wasted.
Your lips look lonely. Can mine keep them company?
Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!
Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’ but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

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