Pick Up Lines for Girls to use on Guys

A good cowboy knows how to tame a bull, but a great cowboy will ride it. Will you be good to me, or will you be great?

Although I am not into watching sunsets, I would appreciate watching you go down.

Although I may not go down in history as one of the best humans to ever live, I will go down on you.

Apart from being handsome and sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.

Are you looking to commit a sin for your next confession? I am right here, baby.

Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Bbrrrr! My hands are cold.

Boy: May I know your favorite color? Girl: [color?] Boy: Mine too! I guess we really are soul mates.

Call me leaves, because you should be blowing me.

Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise to give it back.

Can I have yours?

Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?

Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.

cause you’ll be screaming it later.

Damn lady, your ass is quite bigger than my future.

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Did you ever get arrested for looking so good? It’s got to be illegal.

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a c*ck.

Do these look real? Do you want to check?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Do you know how to pick a lock? Because my keyhole is wide open for you.

Do you like seafood? You can have my oyster.

Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together.

Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.

Do you think that love at first sight is a real thing? Or should I stroll by again?

Do you want to play doctor and patient? You can be my gynecologist.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Every time I look down, it gets heftier. Do you need help?

Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

F*ck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned

Give me a kiss if I’m wrong, but mammoths are still a thing, right?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

Here’s my addressThankfully I swiped right, or else you wouldn’t have found your hottest lover.

Hey, do you know what we should be for Halloween? Girlfriend and boyfriend.

Hey, don’t get scared but I’m a doctor and I noticed some symptoms that you have that are very serious, but can easily be cured. It’s the absence of vitamin ME.

Hey, I have a friend who really wants to know whether you think I look good or not.

Hey, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re kind of making every guy in this place look inferior. It’s not nice.

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.

Hey, your hand just seem like it’s hefty, can I help you with it?

Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

How do you like your sausage in the morning?

How do you like your sausage in the morning? Blown or scrambled?

How free are you today, on a range of one to America?

I actually really like breathing, so it would be nice if you could stop taking my breath away.

I am accepting specific applications. Please apply now. To start with, what is your phone number?

I am always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?

I bet it did hurt when you fell out of a vending machine because you are a real snack, babe!

I bet you $10 you’re going to turn me down.

I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?

I don’t like being slapped. But you’re welcome to break the rule.

I hate it when people pull my hair. I’d love to hate you tonight.

I haven’t visited Australia yet, but I’d love to go down under.

I hear you’ve been a bad boy.

I heard that you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better

I just popped a Vi*gra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

I lost my virginity.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

I really love my bed! But I would rather be in yours. Do you mind?

I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).

I think that you’re my appendix. I have no idea what exactly you’re doing, but the way that my stomach is acting right now really makes we want to take you out.

I think you are a light switch because you are really turning me on right now.

I think your body is about 70% water because I am thirsty!

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

I would usually go for a dirty pickup line, but you seem dirty enough. Let’s just go.:

I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.

I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…

I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

I’m a member of a boy band known as “Wrong Direction.”

I’m a. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

I’m gonna have s*x with you tonight so you might as well be there.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You can give me yours and I’ll show you what I can do with it.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

I’m so thirsty, can you give me a cup of milk?

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.

I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.

I’ve always wanted to be an archeologist, can you let me undust that bone?

If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

If I was an octopus, all my three hearts would beat only for you.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

If you are an eco-friendly kind of dude, I have a condom that expires tomorrow. Let’s save it.

If you were a fruit, you’d surely be a “fineapple.”

If you were a steak you would be well done.

If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

It must be Christmas, babe because I cannot wait to unwrap you!

It seems like I have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Let me unwrap that for you.

Let’s dress up tonight… I’ll be the piñata and you’ll be stick.

Let’s play Whack-A-Mole, because your buddy is about to pop out.

My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?

My body’s got 206 bones.

No worries if you’re busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?

Nood Avenue. Want to come oI don’t know how to drive a manual shift, can you teach me how to handle that knob?

Now go to MY room!

Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.

Please tell your breasts to stop looking at my eyes.

Remember my name, beDo you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Scrambled or blown?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Since I like you so much, do I have to sign for your package delivery?

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

Stop beating around the bush, and beat this bush.ver?

That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.

The wise men said kissing is the genuine language of love. Would you like to start one with me right now?

There are no seats, can I sit on your face?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been

They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation

This is a bit trite, but still, it’s cute. Very cute.

This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

This pandemic lockdown gave me my virginity back, would you help me lose it again?

Those seem like very expensive clothes, too bad I’ll be ripping through them tonight.

To rate your beauty on a scale from one to nine, I’d rate you as a nine and I’m the one that you need.

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Was your mother a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your

WhaDo you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?

What size shoe do you wear? Oh, let me guess. It’s size sexy, isn’t it?

What’s better than roses on a piano?

When I look at you, you make me want to wish I wasn’t gay.

When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

Where I’m from, it’s custom to greet people with a kiss on the mouth. Can you tell me a slow “hello”?

Will you be kind enough to let me finish first?

Would you let me handle your package if I told you I work for UPS?

Would you like me to carry your babies, or do I just swallow tonight?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

You better stop drinking now because you’re still going to drive me home.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

You know what I like in a girl? My d*ck.

You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.

You look so sweet, can I taste a free sample?

You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.

You must be from Jamaica. Because “Jamaican” me crazy.

You should get your license suspended because you’re driving me crazy!

You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.

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