Pasta Pick Up Lines

.Salami Get This Straight, You’ve Stolen My Heart.

“Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.”

“I can last longer than cast iron.”

“I know we just met, but will you marinade me?”

“I’m a locavore… I got all I need right in front of me.”

“Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.”

“Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.”

“Staring at you is better than looking at food P0®n.”

“Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?”

“You remind me of milk ‘cuz you’re doin’ my body good.”

“You’re my missing ingredient.”

“You’re spicier than Sriracha.”

“Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.”

“Your name must be Jelly… ‘cuz jam don’t shake like that.”

A World Without Food Is Horrible But A World Without You Is A Disaster I Don’t Want To Know.

Al-Qaeda have hidden bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti.

Are you Mom’s spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls.

Because I want you to meet my balls.

Because you got angel hair.

Because you’re going to love this pennetration

Cause I’m craving some nudels.

Come on babe, I’ll satisfy your hunger and make you feel cheap and ashamed afterwards.

Come up to my room, I’ll open the package, add some water, and show you a good time with my cup noodle.

Coz you can meet my balls.

Do you know the Ghostbuster’s catchphrase in Italian? I ain’t alfredo no ghost!

Do you know where the pasta is? I’m feeling a little saucy.

Do you like pasta?

Do you love ramen? Me too from the instant I met you.

Do You Wanna Be My Butter Half?

Do You Wanna Ketchup Over Beer?

Do you want some ramen?

Don’t make fusilli mistakes.

Girl I am soft from your hotness.

Girl I want to pour my ramen into your bowl.

God Put As Much Work Into You As A Fine Piece Of Artisan Cheese.

Hey baby, want three minutes of instant salty broth goodness in your mouth?

Hey girl you handle my noodle just right.

Hey girl your ramen still needs more topping, let’s get me on top of you.

Hey, are you spaghetti? Because it might get messy, but I wanna eat you in my bed.

How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef? Pasta la vista!

How does Ramen flirt? They send noods.

How much water should you use when you make pasta? About a cup orzo!

I am a hopeless Ramen-tic for you.

I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.

I could never get tired of ramen if you are the topping on it.

I Feel I’m Already In Love With You But I Just Don’t Know Where To Starch.

I feel in my heart, he’s telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.

I like my ramen noodle naked, hot, and bold.

I love ramen just like I love you, I’ll shoyu.

I Love You More Than I Love Food And That’s Saying Something.

I only need one topping in my life and baby that is you.

I ramenbered how much I love you.

I Want To Be Delivered To You Like Your Most Favorite Food To Give You Comfort.

I Want You. I Knead You.

I Would Love To Make You A Variety Of Sandwiches Every Day If Only You Will Let Me.

I’m Not Good At Cooking, So Let’s Go Out Sometime!

If they go off, they could spell disaster. I know we just met, but will you marinade me?”

Is it safe to say ramen is from Japan? So to get some I will I need to get in Japanties.

Is the soup hot? Oh wait it’s just you.

Let’s Taco About Love.

Life is brimming with pasta-bilities.

Like spaghetti, you’re only straight until you’re wet.

Like unrinsed spaghetti, good friends stick together.

My ramen needs a little more topping. Can you be that for me?

My ramen noodle gets extra firm for you.

My wife thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti, macaroni and fusili. She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!

Naked ramen, zero broth and all flavor.

Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

PASTA LA VISTA BABY.

Roses are red, violets kinda suckHey, are you spaghetti? Because it might get messy, but I wanna eat you in my bed.

She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!

The Food Tastes 10x Better When I Am Eating With You.

What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta!

What do you call a sick pasta? Mac n’ sneeze!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?

What’s the most humorous kind of pasta? Tortellini!

Where do you find scary stories about Italian food?CreepyPasta!

Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween? It was too alfredo!

Why wouldn’t the woman eat at the pasta restaurant? The food cost a pretty penne!

Will You Mind If I Egg-Plant A Kiss On You?

You Are A Warm Soup I Am Always Looking Forward To After A Long Drive During Winter.

You Be My Dairy Queen, I’ll Be Your Burger King, We Can Have It Your Way, I’ll Treat You Right!

You Have The Ability To Heighten My Senses More Than Any Food I Know.

You Leave Me Wonton More.

You Look Lovelier Than Any Food I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life.

You’re Like Noodle Soup, I Could Never Pho-Get About You.

You’re My Missing Ingredient.

You’ve Stolen A Pizza My Heart.

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