Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my d*ck. “Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.” “Are you butt dialing? Because I
“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged” “Did you fart because you blew me away” “Do you know karate because
(Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me? Apart from being sexy, what do you do
“A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘Hey, bartender. I’ll have one beer and a mop.’” “Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I
“Because I can see myself in them…” “Can I help you woman?” “Yes sir, is that a mirror in your pocket?” 🦉”I’m arresting you cause
“Are you a cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable!” “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!” “Are you
“Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?” “Do you have a job? I need a woman
Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them! Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY. Are you a
“Do You Like Raisins? How Do You Feel About A Date?” (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.” “Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else