Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause, you’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
(proceed to wink at girl/guy)
After breaking the ice cube, the guy said to his crush, ‘can I buy you a drink now that I have broken the ice?’
And I thought the beer was good here…
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots?
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you using a photo editing app? ‘Coz every time I look at you, everything else blurs out
Boy: (While she’s leaving) Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? Girl: What? Boy: Me
Boy: May I ask for directions? Girl: Sure, to where? Boy: To your heart?
Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
Can I save you in my phone as “future loml”?
Can I see your clothes drop at midnight too?
Can I tell you a secret? Your number is saved in my phone as future “LOML”
Can you do me a favor? I want you to take down my number.
Can you send me a selfie? I just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like.
Cheers to a new year and maybe a new beginning for us!
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
Did you just fart? Because you completely just blew me away.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.
Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Do you believe in Karma? Because I have some awesome karma-sutra positions to show you.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Do you believe in rebirth? Because I feel we have a past connection.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a New Year’s Resolution? I’m looking at mine right now.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Do you have a shovel? Because I am really digging your butt.
Do you have an extra parachute? ‘Coz I’m falling for you
Do you know (your friend’s name)? He wanted to know if you think I’m hot
Do you know how much a fat penguin weighs? It is heavy enough to break the ice.
Do you know it’s unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?
Do you know karate, because your body is kickin!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.
Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
Do you like my sweater? Its boyfriend material.
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Do you like sales? ‘Coz I’m offering 100% discount on me
Do you mind if I explore you?
Do you need a buddy to help you stick to your resolutions?
Excuse me, do you have a Band-aid? I just hurt my leg when I fell for you.
Excuse me, is it midnight? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
Four and four become eight, but you and I can be fate.
Girl, are you SPF? ‘Coz I need you every day
Have you seen my girlfriend? Oh no, wait. That was supposed to be you
Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!
Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Here are 50 euros. Drink until I’m good-looking and then come talk to me.
Hey babe, my love is a tidal wave and you’re beach front property.
Hey, I’d swipe right on you.
Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey! I think you have something in your eye. Oh! It’s just a sparkle.
Hi there, my name is Dora.
Hi, can I get your picture? I want to show all my friends that angels really do exist.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi! I like your skirt/top/shoes.
Hi! You sure are the cutest girl in the room.
How about this, you give me yours and just wait to see what I can do with it.
How does it feel to be so gorgeous?
Hun, are you a lip balm? ‘Coz you’re sweet, you make me feel pampered and I’m addicted to you.
I always thought love story starts with ‘L’ but mine started with ‘U’
I am no criminal but would you mind keeping an eye on me?
I am not an astrologer, but I can see my future with you.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
I don’t care about seeing this year’s ball drop. The only things I want to see dropping are your clothes.
I don’t know your name but I’m sure it is as beautiful as you are.
I guess we’ll have to make New Year’s Day our anniversary date.
I heard your resolution was to meet your soul mate. Well, I’m right here.
I hope you’re planning to stay. I don’t want you to fly back to heaven without me
I know it’s not midnight yet, but do you still want to kiss?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes—I just can’t take them off of you.
I think you’re the next beautiful contestant in the game of love.
I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I was trying to send you something cute, but I don’t think I can fit in this text box
I was wondering if you’ll be busy tonight at last call.
I wish I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet. I would place U and I together.
I’d love to be the first good thing to happen to you in the new year.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I’ll be your New Year’s kiss if you’ll be my January 2 kiss.
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Deal?
I’ll give you a minute to give me your phone number. After that, you can forget about going out with me.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I’m not a professional photographer. But I can easily picture us together.
I’m not an expert at maths, but I’m great with numbers.
I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.
I’m really shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
If being beautiful was a crime, you’d surely be guilty as charged.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If I wasn’t jealous of the glass, I’d buy you a drink.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was New Years, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
If we kiss, I’ll already have gotten my New Year’s resolution.
If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving’ it!
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
Is your name google? Because you defnitely have everything I have been searching for.
​Is your name homework? Because I haven’t done you but I wish I had.
It’s not fair. You spoil me with expensive gifts every time we meet—butterflies and a smile
It’s your lucky day, I’m available at midnight.
Kiss me if I’m wrong but tomorrow is the beginning of 2021, right?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Let’s make a bet: If the ball drops at midnight, you kiss me.
Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
May I borrow your phone? Girl: Why? Boy: I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
My condom expires at the end of 2021. Do you want to help me use it?
My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?
My resolution is to start making the first move.
Not many know there’s a place happier than Disneyland. It’s standing beside me.
Oh! Was it you on the front cover of Vogue?
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
So aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
So I already got your number, what’s next? winky face emoji 😉
So other than being my walking-talking mood booster, what do you do?
Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
​They told me to never judge a book by its cover but I don’t even know you and I am already checking you out.
Wait, something is really wrong with my cell phone. I’m not sure what happened but your number is not in it. May I have it again?
Wanna ring in the New Year with a bang?
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
Was your resolution to meet your perfect person? Because that might be me.
We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
Well, I texted you. What are your other two wishes? genie emoji
Were we just talking? No? Well, can we start?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
What has 52 teeth and is able to hold back Godzilla? My zipper
What winks and humps like a tiger?
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Which sweetener would you prefer? Sugar, honey or DATES… with me
Who took the lights out of the New Year’s Eve ball and put them in your eyes?
Why don’t we play carpenter? First we get really hammered, then I get to nail you
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
You know what will suit you the best? My surname
You know what? Your eyes are the exact color of my Porsche.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You thought you don’t have a chance with me? You’re completely wrong.
You’re my Bluetooth device. Thanks for pairing with me!
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
You’ve got something on your face, let me get it for you. Oh wait, that’s just cuteness. My bad.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the urge to plant you right here.
Your Wi-Fi signals are really strong. I’ve never felt so connected to anyone before

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