Lifeguard Pick Up Lines

(To a lifeguard): You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.

Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.

Are you a gold medal? Because I won’t stop until I get to you.

Are you a lanerope because I can’t seem to stop hitting on you?

Are you a lifeguard because you look like you can save me from falling into this pool of love?

Are you a lifeguard, you be Wendy and I be Squints.

Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you’re making my face all red.

Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.

Are you CPR? Because I’m not going to stop doing you until EMS arrives.

Are you my life jacket or my lifeguard because you saved me from this vicious current of life?

Are you my lifeguard who will rescue me from the strong currents in life?

Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.

Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.

Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.

Are you the black line? Because I’m lost without you.

Are you the deep end? Because I’m ready to dive right in.

Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.

Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.

Are you the flags in a 200 back? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.

Are you the heat sheet? Because I can’t help but check you out.

Are you the shallow end? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Are you the splash-and-dash because you’ve got my heart beating.

Aren’t you tired? Because you’ve been swimming through my mind all day.

Babe, I know how to blow life into you.

Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.

Baby you’re as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.

Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.

Baby, lane lines can’t keep us apart…

Be a winner, date a swimmer!

Boy, I wanna go swimming but I’m already drowning in your eyes.

Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.

Can I see your tan lines?

Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?

Can you call a lifeguard? Because I’m drowning in your eyes…

Can you please call the lifeguards! Because I m drowning in your eyes!

Can you save me, my dear lifeguard, from drowning further into your beauty and grace

Coast Guard regulations, Miss – I have to inspect you.

Come on, I’m a wealthy neglected housewife, you’re a pool boy. It’s practically required by law that you do me.

Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (Then ask her to join you.)

Coz I m drowning in your eyes

Cutie, is your name 400 IM? Because you simply take my breath away.

Dang girl! You must look extra fine with that glowing tan.

Do you believe in love at first CPR, or should I drown myself again?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I swim by again?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!

Do you have swimmers as good as China? We’ll have to do something about that…

Do you know the #1 skill of lifeguard, the ability to pull out to save a life.

Do you want to be drowned in my everlasting love and be rescued by my own loving arms?

Do you want to see my snake on the beach?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Don’t worry baby I know the rear rescue approach.

Don’t save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.

Don’t worry, I know mouth to mouth.

Girl do you want to see this lifeguard in action? I can last 20 minutes in any position.

Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.

Girl, I am a lifeguard, being unconscious is implied consent.

Girl, you give me the butterflies.

Good thing I’m a swimmer because I’m drowning in your eyes.

Hear that? The beach wants you to join me for a drink.

Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you’ve been swimming through my mind all day.

Hey babe, wanna see my rescue tube?

Hey girl am I gonna need a swim test for that pussy?

Hey girl, are you a swimming pool? Because I legally can’t take my eyes off you and I can dive into you anytime.

Hey girl, lane lines can’t keep us apart.

Hey girl, wanna play lifeguard? I’ll be your whistle and you can blow me all day.

Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.

Hey ladies, which way to the beach?

Hey Mr. Lifeguard….swim over here and ride my wave.

Honey, you must be a block, ’cause I’d get on you any day.

I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?

I felt you already saved my poor heart from drowning in the pool of loneliness and misery.

I hope you’re a lifeguard

I perform best when I’m wet.

I think you are my guardian angel with a pair of gorgeous eyes and pretty sun-kissed skin.

I want to be the lifeguard that will save your gorgeous smile from drowning in the sea of pain.

I want to keep drowning in your sweet loving kisses and tender warmth of your beautiful body.

I was looking for treasure and i think i found some.

I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?

I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.

If thick thighs save lives then you must be the lifeguard at swim lessons

Is it hot around here, or is it just you?

Is your name breaststroke? Because you make my knees weak.

Is your name flip-turn? Because I’m head over heels for you.

Is your name medley? Because IM crazy for you!

Is your name taper? Because you’re exactly what I’ve been waiting for.

Just call my name, I will go wherever you and save you from the forbidding waves of sorrow.

Just call my name, I will go wherever you and save you from.

Let’s go swim with the sharks and I will keep you safe with the warmth of my sincere embrace.

The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.

The water might swallow you up, but I will save your beautiful soul no matter what happens.

want to keep drowning in your sweet loving kisses and tender warmth of your beautiful body.

You are like my snorkel, because you’re wrapped around my mind.

You are stunning as a lifeguard on the west coast, with your lovely swimsuit and sweet smile.

You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.

You can call a lot of superheroes, but I’ll bet I’ll be the most handsome lifeguard for you.

You can just close your eyes and hold me tight, and I’ll save you from this vicious current.

You can quit swimming after your dreams, I’m right here.

You can swim in these dangerous waters and I will always save you until the end of time.

You must be a distance swimmer because you’re one in a million.

You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.

You must be a swimmer because man, you are a hottie la mottie with a swimmers body.

You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

You’re as tight as my race suit.

You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.

You’re so hot, the sun is jealous.

Your best time isn’t the only number I’d like to know.

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