Japanese Pick Up Lines


‘Cause I just Tokyo heart.

“Kin’niku sawarasete..” – Let me feel your Muscles

“Kirei-na hada-dane..” – You have beautiful skin

“Kireina Hitomi Dane” – You have beautiful eyes ..

“Kyo no bra nan desu…” I am not wearing a bra..

“Yarasete” or “Ecchi Shiyou” – Let’s fool around

(Anata wa moderu san yori utsukushii desu.)

(kawaii/kirei desu ne / kakkoii/hansamu desu ne.)

(Kekkon shite kudasai.)

(Kimi o miru to, dokidoki suru yo.)

(Kimi o shiawase ni shitai.)

(Kōhī demo nomi ni ikimashō ka?)

(LINE ID o oshiete kureru?)

(Mada kaeritakunai.)

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.

Anime who? Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Are you from Japan?

Are you from Japan? Because Udon know how much I adore you.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.

Are you teaching foreign language? Because I want to get into Japantese.

Babe, I am down for some fishy business for your pleasure.

Babe, I heard you like it raw.

Babe, I love you like I love my sushi, I want to roll you up and eat you raw all night long.

Babe, I want to put my eel sauce all over your sashimi.

Babe, want this hand roll as the perfect happy ending.

Bakku shito-ni suwaro – Let’s get in the back seat.

Bakku-de shiyo – Let’s do it doggy style.

Beautiful, wanna play hide the temaki?

Because I’d like to take ja-pants off.

Because you’re Tokyo-t. (Too cute)

Boku-ga hoshii-no-wa kimi-dake – You’re the only one I want.

Boku-no me-o mite – Look into my eyes.

Can I Get Your LINE ID?

Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Damn, girl are you asian? Cause I wanna get in Japanties.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.

Do you want some sushi?

Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.

Forget about foreplay and filler rice, let’s get straight to sashimi.

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

Girl are you sushi, you sure are soFISHticated.

Girl I heard you love sushi and raw fish, and I happen to make the best raw human roll.

Girl, do you want some of this eel?

Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Hey Girl, are you Hiroshima? Cos I wanna get in Japanties.

Hey girl, I want a raw taste of your flavor sauce.

How about we take this sushi home and see if we can get some raw action.

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I don’t want go to home yet.

I Don’t Want to go Home Just Yet.

I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10.

I want to make you happy.

I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.

Ichiman-en ka$h!te-kureru? – Can I borrow 10,000 yen?

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Ima Shiyo – Let’s do it now.

Itsu kekkon-$h!tai? – When do you want to get married?

Kimi-no-koto igai-wa kangaerarenai – I can’t live without your love.

Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane – You’re really pretty.

Kimi-to netai – I want to sleep with you.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Anime!

Lub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!! – Onwards to the Love Hotel!

Mae-ni atta-koto aru? – Don’t I know you from somewhere?

My Heart Beats Loudly When I Look at You.

Nampa-$h!ta! – I scored (when playing a girl for S#x)

Nani iro-no shitagi-o tsuketeru-no? – What color is your underwear?

Please marry me.

Shall We Go and Get Some Coffee?

Shikkusu-nain suki – I like to sixty-nine.

Shinken-ni naritakunai. – I don’t want to get serious.

Shinu-hodo ai-$h!teru – I love you so much i could die.

Suitaru-ga ii-na – You have a nice figure.

Them: “insert answer here”

Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.

You [in a chill tone]: “because i’m trying into japanties/japants”

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.

You must be fluorine cause you are polarizing my bond.

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

You: “r u from japan?”

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.

You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.

You’re Cute/Beautiful! or You’re cool/handsome!

You’re More Beautiful Than a Model.

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.

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