“Are you a Rubix cube? Because the more I play with you the harder you get.”
“Are you an army general? Because you have my privates standing at attention.“
“Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into Japantees.”
“Does your job have anything to do with politics? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants!”
“Has anyone ever touched your belly button from the in-side?”
“Hey, do you wanna be my hope? The “p” is silent though.”
“I ain’t a singing teacher, but I bet I could make you scr3am your highest note.”
“I don’t want to initiate this conversation by saying you’re beautiful, because beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet.”
“I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.”
“I’m jealous of you heart because it’s pumping in side you and I’m not.”
“I’m wasted, but this c0nd0m in my pocket doesn’t have to be.”
“If you were apart of my house, you’d be the basement. So I could put kids inside you.”
“Looking forward to having you later.“
“My voice ain’t deep, but my throat is.”
“Want to see a movie or do you want to make one?”
“You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.”
“You’re on my list of things to do tonight.”
Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a firefighter? You came in hot and left me all wet.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Are you a football player? Because I want you to TOUCHDOWN there.
Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
Are you a tamale? Because you’re hot.
Are you a waitress? ‘Cause I want to put my tip in your box.
Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot.
Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
Are you poster? Because I want to pin you on the wall.
Are you Siri? Because I really think you autocorrect me.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Are you the type of guy any girl would want?
Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave ’em wet!
Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in July!
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Boy: Are you a magnet? Girl: No. Boy: Damn, I’m really attracted to you.
Can I take a picture of you so I could show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is …a date with me!
Did the sun come out or did you just smiled at me?
Did you ask for a Snickers this Valentine’s Day? Because I want you to satisfy me.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
Did you sit on a bag of conversation hearts? ’Cause you have a pretty sweet booty.
Didn’t I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you’re hot like salsa
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
Do you eat lucky charms for breakfast? Because you always look magically delicious.
Do you have a nickname? If you don’t I’ll just call you later.
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one I want right now.
Do you like Valentine’s Day sales? Because clothing is 100 percent off at my place.
Do you think there’s an airport nearby? Or is it just my heart taking off?
Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?
Do you want to be my dirty little secret?
Do you want to do what bunnies do, if you know what I mean?
Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.
Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
For Valentine’s Day, let’s put on some Netflix and not watch it.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Grab me, so I can tell everyone an angel touched me.
Happy Valentine’s Daaaaaaayum.
Have you been arrested? Because I think it’s illegal to look that good.
Hello, I think you’re in a wrong place. The Miss Universe contestants should be over there.
Hello, I’m a little short on cash. Is it okay if we share a cab in going home together?
Help! I’m on fire! Can I run through your sprinkler?
Hey is it hot because I think im melting all over you !
Hey sexy, you must be from Ireland too! Because my penis is Dublin.
Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.
Hey, do you wanna get laid tonight?
Hey, I am Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
Hi cupcake, I’m sure you taste really sweet!
Hold on, let me catch my breath because you just stole mine with how good you look.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy.
How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, over easy, sunny-side-up, or…fertilized?
I don’t need Twitter. I’m already following you, and I like what I see.
I don’t really enjoy watching sunsets, but I would love to see you go down on me.
I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed, and it’s free to join.
I have a bad allergy reaction whenever I’m near a cat. But girl I’m so close to getting some of your pussy and I’m still here feeling fine.
I hope you own an elevator because I’d love to ride up and down your shaft.
I just realized this that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I like paper and you like Kindle. So let’s get together, baby, and start a fire.
I lost my teddy bear. Can you be my teddy bear tonight?
I love by bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
I must be a raindrop because I have completely fallen for you.
I seem to have lost my tongue. Can I have yours instead?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I think you’re an alien. You just abducted my heart.
I think your popsicle is melting. Want me to lick it for you?
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely just turned me on.
I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box to unwrap.
I would flirt with you, but I would rather seduce you with my (insert body part).
I’d like to end your Age of Innocence.
I’d like to take you to the movies this V-Day, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
I’ll be a Jane around the house but a Bertha in bed.
I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard. Didn’t I see you on the cover of GQ?
I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
I’m here for a job. Do you have an opening I can fill?
I’m like a good thriller; once I start, you won’t want me to stop.
I’m lost now. Could you help me find directions to your house?
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
I’m not too handy… do you think you could come to my place and teach me how to work with your tool?
I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.
I’m putting you on my to-do list for tonight.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day…but if you want something sweet, then I’m right here.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
If you have the hotdog, I have the hallway.
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
If you were a mop I would use you to clean my dirty floors all night long and dip you in my dirty water afterward.
If you were a Transformer, I would call you Optimus FINE.
If you were an indoor jacuzzi I would love to see you get wet and then get all up inside you to see how hot you are.
If you were the new burger at McDonald’s, you would be the McGorgeous.
If you were words on a paper, you would be fine print.
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
In honor of Valentine’s Day, let’s call me Cupid. Can I stick my arrow in you?
It would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don’t let me take you out.
Kiss me if I am wrong but is your name, Sam?
Kissing is the language of love. Would you like to have meaningful conversation with me right now?
Let’s do an experiment and see how well our genes mix.
Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
May I borrow your phone? My mother always reminds me to call her once I found the man/woman of my dreams. So I want to call her now.
My bed broke last night. Can I sleep in yours?
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
My best feature is covered up.”
My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
Nice pants! What are they made of? Boyfriend material?
Ow my eyes are burning! It’s because you’re so hot and I can’t stop looking at you.
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Roses and red, violets are blue, you turn me on, and I hope I do the same to you.
Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
Smooth pick-up lines to use on a girl.
Sorry lady but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I just dropped mine.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Tell me your name, so I know what to scream tonight.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
The best time is present so let’s make some magic.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
There are so many different foods out there to try and eat. You look like a woman who loves to drink cheese, you want a taste of some of mine?
There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.
Tonight’s menu: chocolate, candy hearts, and you.
Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I’ll show you my clam.
Want to save water by showering together?
We were both born without clothes.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Whoa there Medusa, stop looking at me! You’re making me rock hard!
Will you be my “alentine”? You can give me the “V” later tonight.
Would you like to peek at my hardcover?
You are definitely on my to-do list tonight.
You have big feet! Can I find out if what people say is true?
You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)
You know what? If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you first.
You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
You look a lot like the future boyfriend I was dreaming about.
You look familiar. Did you graduate from ‘The University of Handsome Men’?
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You must be a debt because I feel my interest growing in you.
You must be a gamer. Want to play with my joystick?
You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
You must have psychic powers. You just made a part of me move even without any physical contact.
You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
you’re so hot i could use you to bake cookies.
You’re so hot I’ll need oven mitts to fondle you!
You’re so hot that if you walk you get sunburn
you’re so hot that just looking at you is a work out and makes me sweat.
you’re so hot that you carry global warming with you wherever you go
You’re so hot that you eat bread and poop toast.
You’re so hot that you make the sun jealous.
You’re so hot when I’m around you even its cold everywhere else you make it warm…
You’re so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
you’re so hot you put santa claus on the naughty list.
You’re so hot you want me to plant you and grow a whole field of you all!
You’re so hot you’ve melted my heart.
You’re so hot, you should share some of it with Canada.
You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart of me.
You’re so hot. When I look at you, I get a tan!
You’re so hot.. You could melt the sun!
You’re so sweet, you can put Hershey’s out of business.
Your body is my wonderland, and I wanna be your Alice.
Your body’s name must be visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?
Your so hot your the only sunburn i want