“Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.”

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got “fine” written all over you.”

“Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.”

“Are you free for the rest of your life?”

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”

“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

“Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.”

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!”

“Be unique and different, say yes.”

“Can you pinch me? [Why] Because I can’t believe you’re real…I thought I was dreaming.”

“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

“Do I know you from somewhere? And wow…you’re even more adorable up close.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

“Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!”

“Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.”

“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”

“Excuse me, I find it hard to believe that someone as beautiful as you doesn’t have a date tonight.”

“Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.”

“For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.”

“Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!”

“Hello are you married? Oh you are? Well I didn’t hear you say ‘happily.’ “

“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

“Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

“Hey I’ve seen you a few times, don’t you think it’s time we met. My name is X and yours?”

“Hey, how are you? [Fine] Wait, I didn’t ask how you looked!”

“Hey, I know this is a bit weird, but I wanted to tell you that what you’re wearing tonight looks stunning [point out a specific part of outfit]”

“Hi, excuse me, you looked cute from over there so I wanted to chat for a minute?”

“Hi, I saw you walking by, and I had to come to say hello. I just love your style, I’m [name]”

“Hi, I’m [insert name]. I’m your assigned date for the night, compliments of the management.”

“Hi, my name’s Chance. Do I have one?”

“Hi! Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?”

“How was heaven when you left it?”

“I can’t blame gravity for falling in love with you.”

“I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’ll make an exception for you.”

“I don’t have a library card, do you mind if I check you out?”

“I have a big problem. I can’t stop thinking about you.”

“I hope I’m not being too forward, but I saw you from across the room and wanted to introduce myself.”

“I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!”

“I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.”

“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”

“I need an oxygen tank because you take my breath away.”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.”

“I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

“I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.”

“I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.”

“I’m cold. Can I use you as a blanket?”

“I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”

“I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”

“I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.”

“If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

“If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”

“If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?”

“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”

“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

“If you don’t reply in three seconds, you’re mine.”

“In case you’re wondering, I’m still single.”

“Is that a mistletoe above your head or are you about to kiss me?”

“Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?”

“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”

“Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces.”

“Okay, let’s skip the small talk and go straight to flirting.”

“Please stop looking so attractive. I’m trying to stop liking you.”

“Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications like headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”

“Should I walk by again or have you already realized I’m your soulmate?”

“Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.”

“So what do you do? Other than make women fall for you all day.”

“So why do you have that great big smile on your face, what happened?!”

“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

“There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”

“There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”

“This place is pretty dead…let’s liven it up (extend hand to dance)”

“To know me is to love me. Are you ready to get to know me?”

“Would you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”

“You girls look cool, so I thought I’d come over and say hi.”

“You know… Your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come say hello.”

“You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”

“You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”

“You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!”

“You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the carpet on fire.”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

“Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

[If you’re at a bar or club] “Excuse me, my dear, may I have the last dance with you?”

Are there any questions you won’t answer?

Are you a campfire? Because you are smoking hot and I want S’more.

Are you a cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable!”

Are you a keyboard because you are just my type.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

Are you play dough? Because You would be fun to play with.

Are you the SAT? Because I’d do you for hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

Are your pronouns she/her? How about you use my/girl instead?

Baby you must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet.

Besides Being Gorgeous, What Do You Do For A Living?

Can I take your picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Can I Tie Your Shoes? I Don’t Want You Falling For Anyone Else.

Can you do mathematical calculations in your mind?

Can you settle an argument between my friend and me? Which one of us has the best hair?

Did you ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.

Did you think you’d meet someone like me when you signed up for this conference?

Do you believe in love at first flight? Because when I look into your eyes I see my final destination

Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing girl.

Do You Know If There Are Any Police Around? Cause I’m About To Steal Your Heart.

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

Do you think my shoes should be outlawed?

Good thing I have my library card, cause I am definitely checking you out.

Hey, This Halloween, How ’Bout You And I Being Boyfriend And Girlfriend?

Hi, aren’t you the guy featured in the news for the latest NFL pick?

Hi, my friend things you’re cute but I don’t. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.

How did you know I would be here tonight?

How many questions do I get to ask you?

I bet you can make me smile. Go ahead, give it a try.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I don’t like candy because it’s not as sweet as you.

I have a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

I Know What You’re Thinking…”Sure, He Looks Nice Enough, But Can He Ride A Unicycle?” And The Answer Is No.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I Value My Breath, So It’d Be Nice If You Stopped Taking It Away Every Time You Walked By.

I was so taken by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I was wondering if I could follow you home because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

I Would Flirt With You, But I’d Rather Seduce You With My Awkwardness.

I’m conducting research on coffee. Want to support my research by buying me a latte?

I’m going to get a fire extinguisher. You’re so hot, you’re about to catch fire.

I’m not going to water my time asking you what your name is, but just know I’d rather call you mine from here on out.

I’m thinking about my future and I was wondering… Are you free for the rest of your life?

If a star thought every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If I said you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

If I told you I worked for FedEX would you let me handle your package?

If I Was An Octopus, All My 3 Hearts Would Beat For You.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a little bit longer.

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

If you were coffee you’d be espresso, because you’re so fine.

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Is there something you’d like to tell me?

Is Your Name Ariel? Because We Mermaid For Each Other.

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Is your name homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I should.

Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one who tripped me.

Let’s Be Nothing. ‘Cause Nothing Lasts Forever.

Maybe I need to stay in my lane, but it looks like you’re right up my alley.

My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest [guy/girl] in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on. [Person says they do.] Oh you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.

My mom always told me I was a 9 out of 10, but I think I just found the 1 I need.

Not even Snape could Severus apart. We should get some coffee, cause I’m liking you a latte.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

On A Scale Of 1 To America, How Free Are You Tomorrow Night?

Please Call 9-1-1, Because You Just Made My Heart Stop!

Please Keep Your Distance. I Might Fall For You.

See My Friend Over There? He Wants To Know If You Think I’m Cute.

Settle a bet for my friends and me. How often do you have to workout to get such great biceps?

So Last Night, I Was Reading The Book Of Numbers And I Realized I Don’t Have Yours.

Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.

The Only Thing Your Eyes Haven’t Told Me Is Your Name

There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Truth or dare? Truth: If there was no such thing as money, what would you do with your life? Dare: I dare you to have a drink with me.

Wanna Eat Cookie Dough Together Some Time

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

What celebrity do you think you look like?

What do you like for breakfast?

What do you think is more fun than this?

What do you think the odds are that you and I are here at the same time?

What was the most profound moment in your life?

What would make you move from that spot?

What’s Your Name? Or Can I Call You “Mine”?

When did you first realize you were smarter than most guys?

When was the last time you were told you have an amazing smile?

Where are the keys to your car? Want to get outta here?

Would you like to help me decide if a dinner date is the best outing for our first date?

Would you touch me so I can tell all my friends I was touched by an angel?

Wow, I really love what you are wearing. I’d love it even more on my bedroom floor.

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

You Are So Beautiful That I Would Marry Your Brother Just To Get Into Your Family.

You Like Sleeping? Me Too! We Should Do It Together Sometime.

You look a lot like my next crush.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

You look familiar. Did we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making everyone else look bad.

You must be debt, because my interest in you is growing.

You Must Do Interior Design Because You Definitely Made This Room More Beautiful.

Your Eyes Are Like IKEA…I Get Lost In Them.

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