Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.

“Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.”

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”

“Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess.”

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!”

“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”

“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”

“Do you have a bandage? I skinned my knee falling for you.”

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!”

“Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”

“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”

“Hello are you married? Oh you are? Well I didn’t hear you say ‘happily.’ “

“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

“Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours instead?”

“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.”

“How was heaven when you left it?”

“I don’t have a library card, do you mind if I check you out?”

“I might need crutches. You make my knees weak.”

“I must be in a museum, because you’re a work of art.”

“I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”

“I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“If beauty was a grain of sand, you’d be a thousand beaches.”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.”

“If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”

“Is it hot in here, or is that just you?”

“Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces.”

“People call me [insert your name], but you can call me tonight.”

“Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications like headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”

“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

“There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes. Because I can’t take them off of you.”

“When I look at you I feel like I’m a pirate and just found my buried treasure.”

“You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”

“You must be a witch/wizard. Because you’re magical.”

“You remind me of a dictionary in the way you add meaning to everything.”

“You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!”

“You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the carpet on fire.”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.”

After breaking the ice cube, the guy said to his crush, ‘can I buy you a drink now that I have broken the ice?’

After our discussion, will you give me your contact or we end it here?

And I thought the beer was good here…

Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!

Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.

Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!

Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!

Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.”

Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.

Are you from Tennessee? If no, where are you from?

Are You Lost, Ma’am? Because Heaven Is A Long Way From Here.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are you my phone? Because I’ve been staring at you too much and I know that I shouldn’t and I’m trying to stop, I’m sorry.

Are you Netflix? ‘Cause I could watch you for hours.

Are You Netflix? Because I Could Watch You For Hours.

Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

Are You Religious? Cause You’re The Answer To All My Prayers.

Are you Steve from Sex and the City? Because even though I’m sure you have faults, you seem like pretty much the best of the bunch.

Are you traveling to Norway without giving me your phone number?

Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!

Can we Disney movie and chill?

Did the some just come out, or did you just smile?

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.

Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?

Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!

Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!

Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Do You Have A Tan, Or Do You Always Look This Hot?

Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?

Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.

Do you remember the reality show Gallery Girls? I was curious if you had any opinions about it.

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Do You Work At NASA? I Think Your Beauty Is Out Of This World.

Does Your Watch Have A Second Hand? I Want To Know How Long It Took For Me To Fall In Love With You.

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?

Funny Pick Up Lines to Get a Number

Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

Hello, if I had my pick, the Democratic nominee would have been Elizabeth Warren.

Here are 50 euros. Drink until I’m good-looking and then come talk to me.

Hey baby! I am on the lookout for your cute number.

Hey baby! I am planning a great revolution to get your number.

Hey baby! I won’t let you go until you give me your phone number.

Hey friend! Your number is on my new phone. let me call you tonight.

Hey, am I one of those guys on the sidewalk trying to talk to you about the environment? Because I’m sorry to bother you, but I’d like to talk to you if that’s okay.

Hey, do you want to talk about Gilmore Girls? I’m curious if you have an opinion about which of Rory’s boyfriends was the best.

Hey, I have a dog. I think it’s important for you to know immediately that I’m able to handle a little responsibility and care for something other than myself.

Hey, I just wanted to let you know in case you think I’m cute, that if you allow me to have a conversation with you I will try very hard to not be annoying.

Hey, I promise I’ll never talk to you about sketch comedy.

Hey, I’d swipe right on you.

Hey, I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice you sitting here and, well, I was wondering — what do you think is the best Real Housewives franchise and why?

Hey, if it’s okay I’d like to introduce myself and let you know that I don’t play video games, or I at least would never play them around you.

Hey, my name is [YOUR NAME]. If you think you might want like to talk to me, you can tell me your name. If not, just say nothing and I’ll walk away in about four seconds.

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

How about a hug?

How can I plan our wedding without having your number?

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

I am beginning to believe something is wrong with my phone. can’t believe I have lost your number.

I feel so comfortable around you I don’t even have to hold my farts in anymore.

I guess you are not the bride. Let me have your number.

I heard you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?

I Know Someone Who Likes You. If I Wasn’t So Shy, I’d Tell You Who.

I lost my number…can I have yours?

I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you, and because what I believe in terms of human rights falls to the far left of the political spectrum (and sometimes those on the far right will call people with these beliefs “snowflakes” as a pejorative).

I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was just wondering — do you have a pet, and if so could you tell me about him or her in great detail?

I was wondering if you had an extra heart, because mine was just stolen! Haha. Just kidding. Anyway. I’m sorry. How are you doing?

I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I’m No Photographer, But I Can Picture Us Together.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

I’ve Seemed To Have Lost My Number, Can I Have Yours?

I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.

I’m really shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?

I’m sorry to bother you, but if you’re here, who’s running heaven?

I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.

If I get a rose for you, you will give me your number. Let’s make it a deal.

If I was lucky to have seen money in your pocket, how many digits will it be?

If I wasn’t jealous of the glass, I’d buy you a drink.

If it’s okay with you, I’d like to buy you a drink. You don’t have to talk to me after I do it.

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.”

If you decide not to give me your number, I will fall for pia today.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.

If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.

Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is it true you are the beautiful babe from India, let me have your number so I can add it to my contact list?

Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.

Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Is your name Wi-Fi? ‘Cause I’m feeling a connection.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking out whichever book you recommend, preferably by a female author.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

Let me be the umpire between both of you. Send me your numbers.

Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one?

My love for you is like dividing by zero — it cannot be defined.

My new iPhone has all I need except your phone number. Please let me have it so I can register it on my contact list.

Remember Me? Oh, That’s Right, I’ve Only Met You In My Dreams.

Send me your number and your name. I need it right now.

Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. [Why?] Because When I Looked At You, I Dropped Mine.

That skeleton promised to get your number for me but he failed. Please can I have it now?

That skeleton was interested in getting my number but I will not give it to him.

The only thing I discover in my iOS 12 smartphone is that it doesn’t have your phone number.

There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

Violets are Blue, Roses are red, Tulips are beautiful, let me have your number.

Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

We look like two ships that pass the sea at night. Let behave your number before we reach our destination.

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

Were we just talking? No? Well, can we start?

What Does It Feel Like To Be The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room?

What is your favorite skin-care product? I’ll listen for however long you want to talk about it.

When I check myself in the mirror, what I see is you. Send me your number, baby.

Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

You have all I desire and find attractive. What is your number.?

You Know What You Would Really Look Beautiful In? My Arms.

You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

You’re like the wind. Because you blow me away.”

You’re So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line.

You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me — I’ve been looking a long time.

Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

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