Good Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

Are you a keyboard? Because you sure are my type.

Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing that everyone else disappears every time I look at you.

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day!

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven? Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Did you get hurt..? When you fell from Heaven.

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Do you ever get tired from constantly running through my thoughts all night?

Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? Because I literally scraped my knees falling for you.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Do you wonder what you would look fabulous in? My arms.

Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal!

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

Forget hydrogen! You’re my number one element.

Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream.

Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Because I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?

I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

I hope you know CPR because you seriously took my breath away!

I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I think I was blind before I met you.

I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off of you.

I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

If being sexy was a felony, you’d be guilty as charged.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a fruit, you’d definitely be a ‘fine apple.’

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

If you were a triangle, you’d be a acute one.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’.

If you were a verb tense, you’d be plus-que-parfait.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving’ it!

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!

Let’s flip a coin. Head’s your mine, tail’s I’m yours.

Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.

My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl / guy for me. Is that you?

No wonder the sky is gray. All the color is in your eyes.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

Someone once said, “Kissing is the ‘ultimate language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

You breathe oxygen, too? We have so much in common.

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

You look so familiar… Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

You make me wanna clean up my room.

You make my dopamine levels go all silly!

You must be a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.

You must have the power to change gravity because you knocked me off my feet.

You raise my dopamine levels.

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life.

You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

You’re so pretty that I forgot my pickup line.

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer because you’re dope.

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.

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