Girls Tinder Pick Up Lines

Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.”

(Hottest in The Perimeter?!

(Lime emoji) This is my pick up lime. How are you?

All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.

Are we, like, married now?

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess.

Are you HTTP? Because without you I’m just ://

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot, and I’m concerned.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.

Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!

Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?

Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?

Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

Do you like cheese? Would you like to dip in me?

Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? (Yes.). That’s the spirit!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like (insert a beautiful celebrity they kind of look like)?

Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.

Hey, I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to pretty city.

Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Hey, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I have a feeling that you’re trouble

I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of karma-sutra.

I really like your (insert something from her pictures and try to make it interesting) in your picture.

I see you’re ………. Miles away. I thought heaven was further.

I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

I value my breath so I’d appreciate if you’d stop taking it away.

I want our love to be like the number Pi. Irrational and never-ending.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

I’d say you’re a bomb, but that could turn into a deadly conversation…

I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

If I was a superhero, I’d be BlanketMan, ’cause I got you covered.

If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for

If you could any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?

If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a Fineapple. What do you say?

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.

insurance purposes.

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

My favorite pick up line is: (insert ridiculous pick up line here, maybe the one about did it hurt when you fell off the Christmas tree). What’s yours?

My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

pool? I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me will you?

Tell me, how can I impress you?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

This is how I’d describe you in three emojis [insert cute emojis] Now you describe yourself in three emojis.

This is my pick-up line. How are you?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?

Want to come over to mine and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

We should skip the week of chatting/ small talk and just go on a coffee date.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line?

What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?

What’s a smart, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

You have my interest. Are you a bank loan?

You look like trouble (devil emoji or wink emoji).

You look like you have great energy, I’m curious, where do you get it from? Yoga? Sports? Dance?

You look like you love adventure, you know some guys love spontaneous/ adventurous girls.

You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had

You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

You must be my tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.

You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

You sound busy… Any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not like raisins? (Whether they say yes, or no, you offer them a date instead!)

You’re so beautiful you just made me forget my pickup line.

Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

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