Gaming Pick Up Lines

*Insert your crush’s name here* used Charm. It’s super effective!

A super mushroom isn’t the only thing that’s making me big right now.

Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.

Are you a care package? Because you must’ve fallen from heaven.

Are you a gamer girl? Cause I want you to play with my joystick

Are you a good video game?

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail and flew away.

Are you a magic flower? Because you make burn up with desire.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Are you a video game because I think you are my “Destiny?”

Are you a Wii? Because I love your joystick!

Are you Alienware? Because you are out of this world.

Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I’ll do you till you got 3 red rings.

Are you Donkey Kong? Because I want to Super Smash.

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te!

Are you made of Diamonds, because I’m digging you.

Are you Mortal Kombat? Your beauty has finished me.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your a** is refreshing.

Are you the care package? Because you must’ve fallen from heaven.

Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.

Are you willing to be my player two?

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!

Baby, are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

Baby, do you need a phoenix down? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous!

Baby, I’m going to have to summon Shiva, because you’re just too hot!

Baby, I’m gonna take you all around the world… in my flying airship. No doubt built by Cid.

Baby, is love at first sight true? Or I have to rejoin this lobby?

Baby, you look beautiful and pure, just like Aeris.

Because I have been following you.

Because I really want to spend all my free time with you.

Because you are my candy crush

Because you looking optiFINE.

But you are my entire world.

Can a wallbreaker destroy the walls you built around you?

Can I press the “X” button to pick you up?

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

Cause I’ll do you for hours and still won’t get bored

Cause you make me rise up.

Cloud: My hair’s not the only thing that’s pointy right now!

Coz you look like Numero UNO.

Did my auto-aim failed? Cause my eyes got stuck on you.

Did you have fun with Genshin Impact?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I just rejoin this lobby?

Do you know you are hotter than Din’s fire.

Do you like Nintendo? Because WII would look good together.

Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!

Do You Play World Of Warcraft? Because You Make Me Say WoW!

Do you still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

Do you want to slide down the flagpole and beat the level?

Don’t worry babe, I’m a gamer, so you can trust me to be good with my fingers.

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Even full character customization could never capture your beauty.

Even in a ghillie suit, you will be the most beautiful girl for me.

Even Namine could never erase my memories of you.

Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I’d die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

Flash Man must be nearby because when I saw you time stopped.

Get down with me, baby, and I’ll make you have a Limit Break all night long.

Girl, are you a card game?

Girl, are you a gamer? ‘Cause I am looking forward to getting played.

Girl, do you play game of life? Because I can watch you all night long any time.

Girl, do you want more than Just Chatting?

Girl, I got more game than a PS4!

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Guess what you and Ifirit have in common?

Hay baby, can my patrol enter your Hidden Vally?

Hey baby, do you prefer turn based or atb?

hey baby, have you been drinking toilet water?

Hey baby, you wanna see my hidden blade?

Hey girl, are you Minecraft’s most widely used optimization mod?

Hey girl, are you my favorite game?

Hey, I got a bronze bed you can use for a quest. It’s in my mog house, let’s go get it.

Hey, you wanna rig my shotgun?

How many COD points does it take to unlock you?

I better put on my Goron tunic, because you’re too damn hot.

I can’t help it – my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!

I feel like I’m in a world that never was whenever I’m without you.

I googled your name earlier – I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’.

I got one heart left in me and it’s beeping all for you.

I just know that we’re playing Assault ‘cause I’m sure you are the bomb.

I know a game more fun called Smashin’ Impact?

I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight you will!

I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you?

I like playing video game

I like to Pikachu when you’re naked!

I need an extra heart. Can I have yours?

I need experience points. Will you help?

I swear to Arceus, I love you!

I Think I Need A Paralyze Heal Because You’re So Stunning.

I think you just cast blizzaga because time froze the moment we met.

I think you’re a planet because I can see your Halo.

I told this one to my gf and she went 0.o

I took an arrow to the knee… from cupid, after seeing you.

I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?

I wanna Squirtle all over those Jigglypuffs of yours.

I want to do you periodically on the table.

I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi.

I was trying to follow the indicator of where to score and it led me to you.

I wish you were Broadband so I could get high-speed access.

I won’t think twice about jumping over a thousand barrels to save you.

I’d jump over a thousand barrels to save you.

I’d let you on my wizard tower.

I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

I’d take a Bullet Bill to my heart for you.

I’ll carry you to anywhere you want, including my bed.

I’ll Never Skip The Cutscenes Of Our Conversation.

I’ll set your kingdom ablaze.

I’ll steal Lakitu’s cloud so I can ride it with you around the whole world.

I’ll Wait For You As I Wait For Sales On Steam.

I’m like a Ditto; I can swing both ways.

I’m like an Xbox… I can go 360 all night long!

I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.

I’m willing to collect a hundred gold coins and exchange them for a life with you,

I’d jump over a thousand barrels to save you.

I’d love to take you back to my domain.

I’ll wait for you like I wait for Steam sales

I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!

I’m gonna be Bigocto this time, and I’m gonna suck you up.

I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.

I’m on a quest for your heart.

If I Had More Skill Points, I’d Put Them On “Pickpocket” So I’d Be Able To Steal Your Heart.

If I had the choice, I’d spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

If I show you my gun, can I see your portal

If I turn my back on you, will you chase me like Boo?

If I was Mario, you would be my only star.

If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?

If I were Mario, you would be my only star.

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

If you were a warp pipe, I would like to be in you all day.

Is this the 8th castle? Then you must be the real princess!

Is your daddy Scorpion? Cause when I saw you all I could think is “Get over here!”

Is your name Joy? Cause I want you to jump on my stick!

Like a plasma grenade, let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.

Like Ezio, I’m great from behind and above

Mario Is Red. Sonic Is Blue. Why Don’t You Hit Select And Be My Player Two?

My gf who is really into Dark Souls and Runescape would actually love this. 😛

My giants will protect you baby.

My Heart is going BOP and you just rolled Need.

My love will burn for you as long as a torch in Minecraft.

My Name Is Kirby, And I Want To Take You To Dream Land.

Now I know where to spend the rest of my life, on your stream.

One game of penochle and your desitin kiss is mine.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

So … what’s your skill level with two-handed weapons?

Sometimes, you’re like a cutscene… enchanting at first but then you never shut up!

Take care for now I bring chaos… with my fists!

There’s Something Wrong With My Auto-Aim. I Can’t Take My Eyes Off You.

ThIs is for gamers, Are you a redstone block cos you’re activating my sticky piston

Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?

wanna mod my Gauss Rifle?

Wanna play a game of heads and tails?

Wanna see my Metapod use Harden?

We are the perfect couple because we work as a unit.

What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?

Where is the best drop point?

Will you be my final fantasy?

Will your ass give me a 1UP if I tap on it?

Winner takes loser home.

Would you like to form an alliance?

Y’know besides dropping bodies in games, I’d rather drop your body on a bed and go to town

You are hotter than Din’s fire.

You auto-complete me.

You can call me Kirby because I’m gonna take you to Dreamland.

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

You give me head and I’ll never tell 😉

You light my Deku Stick on fire.

You make my software turn into hardware!

You might just be a streamer in the world.

You might want to catch them all, but all I need to catch is you.

You must be a pressure plate because you turn me on.

You must be an HM because you’re unforgettable!

You must be as good as Yoshi with that tongue of yours.

You Take My Breath Bar Away.

You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to ‘q’ out everything else.

You’re Like The Cute Villager Among The Ugly Villagers In Animal Crossing.

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

Your dad must have been a level 40 thief with special ninja gloves because he was able to steal the stars and put them in your eyes when you were born.

Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

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