Funniest Tinder Pick Up Lines

A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?

All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.

Are we, like, married now?

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://…

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized

Can I know your shoe size as I am looking for my Cinderella?

Can you show me your apartment? I’m new in town.

Cheesy chat-up line, gif war or blind date?

Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-depricating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice

Damn girl, I love dogs, and you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best cuddler” title?

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool? I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?

Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

Do you consider yourself a feminist? Why/why not?

Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?

Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

Do you like cheese? Would you like to dip in me?

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Drinks or coffee this week?

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!

Girl, if you don’t mind, I’d like to take you to the movies, but you are so sweet, and they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

Girly girl, I love history, and I’m researching important dates in history. Do you want to be mine?

Guess what my clothes are made of? Oh, cotton mostly.

Hey babes, I’m a writer, and I’m writing an article on the finer things in life, and I was hoping to interview you.

Hey, I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to pretty city.

Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.

Hey, my birthday is on May 28, and I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.

Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

I am good with numbers. Just share your number, and I will show you some magic.

I am here now. So go ahead with your other two wishes.

I assumed happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.

I feel lucky today as I matched you.

I hate being vaccinated, but Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.

I have been meaning to ask, do you have any experience raising chickens?

I have lost my phone. Can I have yours to find mine?

I have not felt so attracted to anyone before. I think you have some magnetic pull.

I Have Raisins How Bout a Date

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’

I love to score, and You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.

I think I am lost. Please direct me to your heart.

I think you are busy, but can you give me your number to call you on time for tonight?

I think you just abducted my soul and heart, but I am not sad.

I think You sound now … Any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

I think your driving license must be suspended as you drive so many guys crazy.

I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess.

I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

I value my breath so I’d appreciate it if you’d stop taking it away.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was not expecting to have a match with someone as gorgeous as you.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

I’d say you’re a bomb, but that could turn into a deadly conversation…

I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.

I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…

I’m already picturing you naked. So what can I do to impress you so much I actually get to see you naked?

I’m feeling very hot, will you please on the fan.

I’m going to add you to my do list.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I’m really into music so is it ok if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?

I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

If anyone asks me to define my type, all I have to do is show your profile.

If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

If you were a dessert, what would you be?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date. ?

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

It looks like you are cold. I work as a wonderful blanket. Would you like to try me?

It might sound cheesy, but you look so Feta-stic in your picture.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours.

Let’s get married

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

Oh, babe, I think that you are HTTP? Because without you, I’m just”

Other than making men crazy, what else do you do every day?

Please grab my arm as I want to tell this world that an angel just touched me.

Rose’s are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me will you?

So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.

Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel

Sunday mornings are for: a) cuddles in bed b) champagne breakfast c) as many pancakes as you can eat

Tell me, how can I impress you?

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

This is a bit trite, but still, it’s cute. Very cute.

Two truths and a lie! Go!

Want to trade pickup lines?? If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?

We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?

What’s a perfect person like me doing without your phone number?

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

You are like a bag of chips, truly irresistible.

You are pretty, and I am cute, and together, we can be a pretty cute couple.

You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!

You have my interest. Are you a bank loan?

You like Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?

You look like trouble. I like it.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

You must be my Google as you have everything I have been looking for.

You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

You’ll never love yourself half as much as I love you

You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?

You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

Your body is made of 70% water, and I think I am thirsty.

Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

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