Funniest Tinder Pick Up Lines

“Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”

“Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?”

“Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a ‘D’ in ‘fridge’ but no ‘D’ in ‘refrigerator’?”

“Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.”

“Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?”

“I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship”

“I never saw you coming and I’ll never be the same.”

“I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”

“Is your personality as angelic as your hair?”

“Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.'”

“Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. What I’m looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.”

“They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?”

“We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?”

“You’ve got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.”

Are you a bank loan? Because you certainly do have my interest.

Are you a fan of Harry Potter? Because I bet you’ll adumbledore me when you meet me.

Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cause you look like you’ve got survival skills.

Are you into dragons?

Are you Mr.Freeze? If so, do you want to Netflix and chill?

Are you naturally cute or did you have to work at it?

Are you the one I’ve been looking for my entire life or does a young guy/girl like me have to continue his/her quest for his/her soulmate?

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!

Are you up for some cuddling tonight? Because I’m a professional cuddler.

Be careful, you might get arrested for being too cute!

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Cheesy chat-up line, gif war or blind date?

Cheesy pick up line or a GIF war?

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I say love at first swipe?

Do you happen to have a dog? Or do I stand a chance at ever winning the ‘best ever cuddler’ title?

Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you like ranch dressing?

Do you like science? Because I got my ion you!

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Drinks or coffee this week?

Favourite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) I’ll tell you over drinks?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

God was showing off when he made you!

Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?”

Hello, I’ll be your waiter for the night. Here is the icebreaker you ordered.

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

Hey, it’s time to disappear from all the dating sites because from now, you’re mine.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Hey, you, will you be my Tinderella?/ Can I be your Tinderella?

Hi, who’s your friend?

I am good with numbers. Just share your number, and I will show you some magic.

I am here now. So go ahead with your other two wishes.

I am not drunk at all, I am just intoxicated by you.

I am sure that you are from Tennessee because you are the only 10 I see!

I am sure you are a fruit because you are a Fineapple!

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I can’t wait to introduce you to my mom

I don’t have asthma, you are just breathtaking!

I don’t mind being on your dating waitlist as I cannot stop thinking about you.

I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.

I have lost my phone. Can I have yours to find mine?

I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

I hope your name starts with the letter C because I can C us together!

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

I think I am lost. Please direct me to your heart.

I think your driving license must be suspended as you drive so many guys crazy.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess.

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I want to fax you up.

I want to give you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you!

I want you to wear my father’s work suit and take me out to the shed to show me what happens to bad boys

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

I will be the happiest man if you agree to be my Tinderella.

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I’d call you a bomb but then, we’d be having a lethal conversation.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I’m a great cook. What kind of food do you like?

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If a song was written about us, it would be called “God’s Plan”.

If I was a thief, the only thing I would steal will be your heart.

If you could have any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?

If you were a cake, I would eat you all day!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

If you were a vegetable, I bet you’d be a cute-cumber.

If you were my teardrops, I would never cry again.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?

Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?

Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Let’s play a numbers game. You give me your phone number or I give you mine?

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless

Looks like there was a hit and you sunk my battleship

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Other than making men crazy, what else do you do every day?

Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pick up line related to that era.

Please grab my arm as I want to tell this world that an angel just touched me.

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and how would you like it if I came home with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m free tomorrow, how about you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Netflix and cuddling or a dinner for two?

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with any.

So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

The worst thing that could ever happen to you is us not dating!

Tinder brought us together for a reason and that reason is babies.

Truth or dare?

Want to get coffee?

What are your dreams because mine just came true!

What do girls and noodles have in common?

What kind of a cringe one-liner does a person have to say around here to win the cheesy pickup line competition?

What’s perfect boyfriend material/ girlfriend material like me doing without your phone number?

What’s your name? Can I call you mine?

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Would you keep me if I followed you home?

Would you mind me walking you to your place tonight? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You are pretty, and I am cute, and together, we can be a pretty cute couple.

You are soo sweet, you make my knees go weak!

You can live in my heart forever, rent-free!

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?

You must be an interior decorator because when you entered, the room lit up!

You must be my Google as you have everything I have been looking for.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

You should be in a museum because you are a work of art.

You should pay rent cause you are spending too much time on my mind!

You sound a little busy. How about adding me to your to-do list?

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

You swiped right, I swiped right, should we establish we’re not serial killers first or we can proceed to date right away?

You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

You’re the cutest zombie I’ve ever seen.

Your beauty blinded me; I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Your body is made of 70% water, and I think I am thirsty.

Your eyes make me feel lost in eternity.

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