“You must be a parking ticket ‘cause you’ve got FINE written all over you!”

“Baby, I’m sayin’: “Bing blang bluesy, me and you in the Jacuzzi!”

“BABY, WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU SERVING, YOU BETTER GIVE ME A DOUBLE.”

“Girl you must be tired….cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!”

“I GUESS I CAN KISS HEAVEN GOODBYE…BECAUSE IT’S GOTTA BE A SIN TO LOOK THAT GOOD.”

“I’VE NEVER SAID THIS TO A GIRL BEFORE, BUT BABY, YOU ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS.”

“YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN THERE’S A WOMAN. BUT IF YOU WANTED TO SWITCH POSITIONS I’M WITH THAT, TOO.”

“Baby whatever it is that you serving you better give me a double.”

“Baby you all that in a bag of chips.”

“Baby, forget tonight. Let’s block out the next 50 years!”“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me. So, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”

“Baby, I’m sayin’: Bing blang bluesy, me and you in the Jacuzzi!

“Bond. James Bond.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

“Don’t worry baby your secrets safe with me.”

“Excuse me i seem to have lost all the feeling in my lips.”

“Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

“Girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all.”

“Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of ‘Good God’ wrapped up in some ‘Have Mercy,’ with a side of ‘unghm!’”

“Girl, if God made anything prettier than you I hope He kept it for himself.”

“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me; so, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”

“Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!”

“Hey girl, you look so good, I’d marry your brother just to get in your family.”

“How about some fries!” “I’m tryin’ to find me some honey’s so I can get myself a lil’ sticky…YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’!?”

“How could something so smooth be called sharp.”

“Hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it no more.”

“I can be sucking on some Honey’s neck-bone right now, you know!”

“I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“I might consider letting you be with me.”

“I think I’ve seen your picture somewhere before… oh yeah that’s right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAM!”

“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.”

“I wasn’t talking to him, baby, I was stealing his wallet!”

“I’D JUST LIKE TO APOLOGIZE, ON BEHALF OF MY GENDER.”

“I’m here. What are your other two wishes?”

“I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!”

“If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”

“If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”

“Ladies Ladies its your lucky day anyone who sits in these chairs get served on the house.”

“My dating advice: Never bring a sandwich to a buffet.”

“My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”

“My motto is: Keep your hands on they thighs!”

“Oh and G.G.W.B. means Good God, What a Booty!”

“People call me John, but you can call me tonight.”

“Somebody call the cops, cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”

“Something’s wrong with my cell phone. Your number’s not in it.”

“Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”

“Yo baby baby how bout some fries to go with that shake.”

“Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired. Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!”

“You got it, but I take donations.”

“You know what material this is?” (Grabs shirt.) “Boyfriend material.”

“You know what they say behind every successful man there’s a woman, but if you wanted to switch positions i am with that too.”

All these years man haven’t you caught on?

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

Are you Eiffel tower ? Because Eiffel ( read i fell) for you.

at the honies

Baby, I know your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind ALL DAY, come here girl!

Baby, I’m saying bing bang bluesy, me and you in the Jacuzzi.

Baby, whatever it is that you serving you better give me a double.

Because it got to be illegal to look that good!

but baby, you all that and a bag of chips.

But if you wanted to switch positions I’m with that, too.

Can I have a picture of you so that I can show santa claus what I want for Christmas?

cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good.

Could you help me out? I seem to have lost the feeling in my lips.

Dark, hot, sweet and with a spoon in it

Did you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

Do you have a Jersey? because I need your name and number.

Do you have a sunburn or are you this hot ?

Do you have map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you mind me walk you home? My mother always said to follow my dreams.

Don’t worry baby your secrets safe with me.

Eeny meeny miny mo, now some of y’alls’ clothes gots to go.

Girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all.

Girl, I got to tell you look like a piece of

Girl, if God made anything prettier than you I hope he kept it for himself.

Girl, you look so good, I’d marry your BROTHER just to get in your family.

good god wrapped up with some have mercy

Half the battle is the lyrics you toss

Hey girl if god make anything prettier than you

Hey girl you look so good

Hey look, miss, I’d just like to apologize

How could something so smooth be called sharp.

Hurry up baby, write your number down before I don’t want it no more.

I can be sucking on some Honey’s neck-bone right now, you know!

I hope he keep it for himself.

I hope you like your cappucino hot dark sweet and with a spoon in it

I know your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day.

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you ?

I noticed you noticing me.

I think I’ve seen your picture before

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

I would just like to apologise

I’d marry your brother just to get in your family.

I’D JUST LIKE TO APOLOGIZE, ON BEHALF OF MY GENDER.

I’VE NEVER SAID THIS TO A GIRL BEFORE, BUT BABY, YOU ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS.

If I had a garden I would put your tulips and my tulips together.

If your name google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

it was int the dictionary next to kablam!

Let’s flip a coin. If head then I’m yours. if tail you’re mine.

like that. I’m sory

Look could I call you sometime?

mm girl you look so good I wish I could

My dating advice: Never bring a sandwich to a buffet.

Nice dress. Is it made up of girlfriend material ?

No it’s not he had not reason to act

on behalf of my gender for his rude behavior

plant you and grow a whole field of y’all

Roses are red, my face is too. That only happens when I see you.

So I just wanna put you on notice that I noticed you, too.

Somebody call the cops

Somebody call the cops, cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

That suit look like an order of “Good God”, wrapped in a side of “Have mercy”, with a side of “Oomph!”

TO THE HONEYS: Don’t let no abrasive Negroes bother you.

Two cappuccino’s please

What do you say the three of us get together this weekend

Whatever it is you’re serving…(Ashley): You BETTER give me a double!

Why don’t you hurry and write your number down before I don’t want it no more?”

Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired because you been runnin’ through my mind all day.

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there’s a woman.

You know what you would look beautiful in? in my arms

You look familiar. Did we have same class? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

You look ill. You must be lacking vitamin ME.

You, me and your red tube top

You’re so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.

you’ve been running through my mind all day cmere

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