“I’m writing a book”
. Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene
.On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
“About how beautiful girl like you can stay for so long before meeting smart dudes like me”
“Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.”
“Fantastic, what about”
“No way neither have I, we have so much in common!”
(Lime emoji) This is my pick up lime. How are you?
American pancakes b) French crèpes c) waffles d) omelette e) something else?
Are we, like, married now?
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
Are you a Middle Eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants!
Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world good-looking.
Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess.
Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!
Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you.
Are you tired? Want to change that?
Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
being smoking hot yourself and all.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Can I save you in my phone as “future loml”?
Can you send me a selfie? I just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like.
Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
crystal ball emoji* I see me in your future.
d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…
Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did we take a class together? I swear we could have had a chemistry
Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
Do I have to sign for your package?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?
Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put “mine”?
Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?
Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.
Do you know the best thing about kisses? If you don’t like them, you can always return them.
Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your
Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.
Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together some time.
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? (Yes.). That’s the spirit!
Drinks or coffee this week?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
Guess what my clothes are made of? Oh, cotton mostly.
Have you ever been to Antarctica?”
Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Hey, I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to pretty city.
Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
How about we swap books when we meet? I’d love to read a novel close to your heart. Xx
How would you feel about a chill dinner date over video? Virtual candles and everything!
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?
I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now. *monkey covering
I can’t see you right now, but I bet you look great.
I didn’t think wearing masks was unfair till yours stopped me seeing your face.
I don’t flirt but I do have a habit of being extra nice to people who are extra attractive.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I guarantee you, I’m not flirting with you. I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra
I had to remove my space bar so I could get closer to you.
I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I tried to send you something flirty, but I couldn’t fit in the text box.
I usually go for 8’s, but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
I was told I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Could you help me?
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.
I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit.
I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.
I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…
I’d send you flowers if I could, but since these are strange times, here’s this video of a puppy waking up instead.
I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you.
I’m like the 0.1% of germs that sanitizer can’t kill – super reliable.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?
If I was a superhero, I’d be BlanketMan, ’cause I got you covered.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a)
If you could any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
If you’re as good at cuddling as you are good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?
Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
Let’s buy a bunch of ingredients and try to invent a new kind of sushi roll! Your place or mine?
Let’s play iPhone games! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I take you out. *trophy emoji*
Let’s throw a potluck picnic – you bring your favourite food, I’ll bring mine! Dress code:
My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it? (What?) Oh, I thought you might be able to help,
My favorite pick up line is: (insert ridiculous pick up line here, maybe the one about did it hurt when you fell off the Christmas tree). What’s yours?
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
My oracle tells me you’re losing when we play air hockey this weekend. There’s still time to
On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
Picture this for a first date: Bob Ross tutorial. Both of us, covered in paint. Me DEMOLISHING
Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
pool? I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?
Quick, get in the time machine! I’ve set it so we can meet earlier!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me will you?
Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.
Since we have to socially distance for now, let’s make up the gap emotionally.
So I already got your number, what’s next? *winky face emoji* 😉
So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.
So since we can’t go OUT on a date, how about we order each other pizza?
Talking to you is like using sanitizer on a public bus – I just can’t get enough.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
There’s a pottery class in my area that I’ve been dying to try. Want to recreate that scene from
This is a bit trite, but still, it’s cute. Very cute.
This is how I’d describe you in three emojis [insert cute emojis] Now you describe yourself in three emojis.
Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?
Wanna watch me break the sound barrier? Tell me when and where we’re meeting.
We grew the same 19 succulents in quarantine! It’s meant to be!
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?
Why don’t we bond over some furbabies and volunteer at the local dog shelter tomorrow?
you could any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?
You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not like raisins? (Whether they say yes, or no, you offer them a date instead!)
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
You’ve been challenged to a Laser Tag War by your Future SO. Accept if you dare!
Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
your happy little trees.
Your profile made me stop in my tracks.