If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

*crystal ball emoji* 🔮 I see me in your future

All this time, I thought I was invincible. But then you came and beat me with your smile.

Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.

Are you a beaver? Because DAM.

Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”

Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.

Are you a rope? ‘Cuz you look knotty!

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!

Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Are you Franklin D. Roosevelt? Because you’re a dime.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night.

Are you undressing me with your eyes?!

Aside from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?Can I flirt with you?

Before you say anything – I DO.

Call me Q because I need U next to me at all times.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Can I save you in my phone as “future loml”?

Can I Tie Your Shoes? Cause I Don’t Want You To Fall For Someone Else.

Can you send me a selfie? I just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did the sun just come out, or was it just your smile?

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Do I have to sign for your package?

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Do you believe in love at first text or should I text you again?

Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put “mine”?

Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?

Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.

Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

Do you know what would look good next to your name? My surname!

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-rito.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Don’t worry, I practiced for our wedding by walking down the dessert aisle.

Excuse Me, May I Sit Here For A Moment To Recuperate From Falling For You?

Excuse me, miss. Do we have a common friend that can introduce us?

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Forget About Spiderman, Superman, And Batman. I’ll Be Your Man.

Funny, I think my phone automatically set your text tone to ‘Here Comes the Bride’.

Girl In The Bar. Wanna Buy Some Drinks With Their Money?

God, you’re gorgeous: let’s call this day 1 of our engagement.

Greetings and salivations.

Help! My leg just broke after I fell for you.

Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now. *monkey covering

I can’t do magic, but I can do you.

I can’t see you right now, but I bet you look great.

I guarantee you, I’m not flirting with you. I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra attractive.

I had to remove my space bar so I could get closer to you.

I have a favor to ask. Can you shake my hand so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?

I knew love at first sight was real when I saw you.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share.

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

I loved meeting you the other day – can’t wait to meet your parents next x

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

I need to cross the street. Would you mind holding my hand?

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I think I just saw you on the cover of Cosmopolitan.

I Think There’s Something Wrong With My Phone. Could You Try Calling It To See If It Works?

I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

I tried to send you something flirty, but I couldn’t fit in the text box.

I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.

I was thinking we could have a spring wedding. You know, since flowers bloom when you walk by.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

I Was Wondering If You’re An Artist Because You Were So Good At Drawing Me In.

I would fall for you even in zero gravity.

I’m here. Now we can start working on your other two wishes.

I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I’m Not Drunk, I’m Just Intoxicated By YOU.

I’m Superman and you’re my Kryptonite.

I’ve got the ship and you have the harbor. Why don’t we tie up for the night?

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks. *popcorn

I’m Going To The Optometrist To Get My Eyes Checked. For Some Reason, I Can’t Take Them Off Of You.

I’m Not A Photographer, But I Can Picture Me And You Together.

I’ve always wanted to spend my honeymoon in the mountains, but I guess we should discuss it together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If nothing lasts forever, then would you be my nothing?

If you could read my thoughts, you would marry me tomorrow.

If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able.

If you were a song, you would be my favorite track.

If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?

It’s A Good Thing I Wore Gloves Today. Otherwise, You’d Be Too Hot To Handle.

It’s A Good Thing I Have My Library Card, Because I’m Totally Checking You Out.

Let’s play iPhone games! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I take you out. *trophy emoji* 🏆

Mind if I ask what heaven was like when you left it?

My Buddies Bet Me That I Wouldn’t Be Able To Start A Conversation With The Most Beautiful

My dad always told me not to fall for bad boys, but he was wrong about lots of things.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.

Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

Ring-ring. Oh look, the phone’s telling our future.

Roses Are Red, I Have A Crush, Whenever I’m Around You, All I Do Is Blush.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

So aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

So I already got your number, what’s next? *winky face emoji* 😉

There Isn’t A Word In The Dictionary For How Good You Look.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

This cloud was made of angels like you and demigods like me.

This phone keeps autocorrecting your name to ‘Sweetheart’. I think it’s a sign.

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

Well, I texted you. What are your other two wishes? *genie emoji* 🧞

What did you say your name was? I want to make sure

What time does your watch say? Mine’s stuck on five flirty.

What’s a magnificent work of art doing here? Wait, am I in a museum?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I look at you, I can’t even remember my own phone number. What is yours?

When we met, did you hear church bells ringing, too?

When you run out of cliche adjectives for how beautiful she is.

Will you allow me to take a photo of you? I just want to show my friends that angels do exist.

With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

Wouldn’t We Look Good On A Wedding Cake Together?

You are making the other women here look bad.

You hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

You know what’s beautiful? The first word I just said.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

You look like a Ford, built tough!

You May Fall From The Sky, You May Fall From A Tree, But The Best Way To Fall… Is In Love With Me.

You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

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