Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Can I buy you an Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Come back to my place – I’ll give you a Peeps show.

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.

Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

Easter! I hardly even knew her.

Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

Ever get it on with a rodent?

Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?

Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants.

Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits? I think you and I can do better, want to try.

Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny and I don’t care if you are naughty or nice!

I came here looking for a little tail.

I contributed some fur to Letterman’s hairpiece.

I could never Passover you.

I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

oes a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from – you may be surprised!

I’m being managed by Don King again

I’m in the mood to multiply.

I’m just like an Easter bunny – sweet, but hollow on the inside.

I’m on a hunt – for your number.

I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause, you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.

Girl, I’d like to take you out, but it won’t be the Last Supper.

The holy spirit must be with you because you’re getting a rise outta me.

Even the chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

 I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

I’m on a hunt – for your number.

Is that an Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants. Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

 I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

Would you like to join me for brunch? You’re looking eggstra-special.

 Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?

Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

I’m just like an easter bunny – sweet, but hollow on the inside.

 You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.

My ears are not the only things that are long!

 You’re not just some bunny… you’re my bunny.

My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky.

There’s an Easter parade in my pants and you’re invited!

 Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

Do you look this good and it’s only Saturday? I’d like to see you on your Sunday Best.

I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

Would you like to join me for brunch? You’re looking eggstra-special.

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?

Is that an Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I’m not sure what you’re doing for Easter Brunch, but I’ve got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.

Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause, you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.

There’s an Easter parade in my pants… just sayin!

Are you an angel? ‘Cause, you’ve got me rising from the tomb.

With that smile, you could nail Lucifer to the cross.

Hey Girl! Let’s mate like rabbits.

You put the cream in my eggs.

I am going to go on a hunt to find that number of yours that you have hidden around here.

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?

Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants.

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save you behind for last.

Can I buy you an Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

Have you ever tried to do the deed on top of any artificial thing like grass, let’s try it out, boy.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

It’s easter – Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!

There’s an Easter parade in my pants … wanna go?

You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause, you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.

Come back to my place – I’ll give you a Peeps show.

I’m in the mood to multiply.

It seems to me there is a parade of Easter in my pants filled with eggs, want to join them?

I want to be like the Easter egg to you so that you would treasure me just as much, my dear.

You can be my chocolate egg and I will gobble you up as fast as I can, I am telling you that.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

It’s Easter – Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!

Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits? I think you and I can do better, want to try.

I just had to come to talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

The truth is that you are the cream on top of my eggs, that is what you really are to me, baby.

Come back to my place – I’ll give you a Peeps show.

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