Dirty Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

Welcome to pick-up lines about Dirty Thanksgiving. Are you searching for the best Dirty Thanksgiving pick-up lines? and you’re here just for fun this is the right place to be. Take advantage of these cheesy and funny pick-up lines for Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a loving holiday where we gather together and be thankful for the things that we have. Use best Thanksgiving pickup lines to capture a girl or guy’s attention, to start a good conversation.

  • And, of course, this piece of cinematic brilliance, courtesy of Gigli:
  • Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?
  • Are you the Mayflower because you have been sailing through my head?
  • Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?
  • Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
  • Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!
  • Baby, you’re like a turkey dinner: I’ll eat you with (cranberry) relish.”
  • Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.”
  • Call me Ms. Pilgrim, because I can Plymouth Rock your world.
  • Call me tryptophan, because you’ll be sleepy when we’re done together.
  • Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
  • Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
  • Did you save room? Because I have something else to gobble on.
  • Did you want the breast?
  • Do you like stuffing?
  • Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
  • For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
  • Girl I’m gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight…
  • Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
  • Gosh, I dunno if I can fit this drumstick onto my plate.”
  • Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
  • Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?
  • Hello, would you like me to fan you with my wumbo eyelashes while you eat turkey?
  • Hey baby, why don’t you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?
  • Hey girl, if you were a turkey you’d only need minimal basting because you’re already so juicy.
  • Hey girl, were you on the Mayflower? Because you rock my ship.
  • Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.
  • Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
  • How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.
  • How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?
  • I can give you something to really be thankful about!
  • I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
  • I could lose my head over you.
  • I didn’t get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?
  • I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.
  • I hate turkey. But I love you!
  • I have a thing for butterballs.
  • I have an 8inch Turkey leg back at my crib if you wanna follow me.
  • I hear cranberries are really good for your skin.
  • I hope that turkey’s not the only thing about to get stuffed.
  • I just wanna let you know that the turkey might not be able to gobble any more but you can gobble me anytime.
  • I know what I’ll be sticking in your cornucopia.
  • I love it when you watch me baste my bird.
  • I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
  • I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
  • I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
  • I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
  • I’m a real master baster.
  • I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
  • I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
  • I’m the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
  • I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
  • Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?
  • Is that a deep fried turkey stuffed with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or are you just happy to see me?
  • Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.”
  • Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together.”
  • Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.”
  • Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries.”
  • My [*] put his ass to sleep, now he calling me tryptophan.”
  • My corn always wear a husk
  • My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.
  • One look at you and I’m gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!
  • Please butter my biscuit.
  • Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
  • The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.” [Exaggerated wink]
  • The food isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.
  • The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting!
  • There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
  • They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.”

  • Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
  • Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
  • Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I’ll let you win!
  • Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
  • Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
  • Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it’s in the oven.
  • When you’re around.
  • Why don’t you put down that second piece of pie, pretty pilgrim. I think it’s high time you discovered my Plymouth rock.
  • Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
  • Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!
  • Yes, you can butter my biscuit.”
  • You can call me Tryptophan, because you’ll be all sleepy after I’m done with you! .
  • You don’t need Thanksgiving to hate your family.
  • You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.
  • You make my turkey timer pop.”
  • You put the “ass” in “casserole”
  • You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.”
  • You’ve got the juiciest breasts in town.
  • You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.
  • You’re such a hot bird, I’d give you my presidential pardon.
  • You’re the only girl I’d ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!

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