“Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.”
“Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?”
“Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.”
“I licked it. So It’s mine.”
“I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.”
“I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?”
“I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go .”
“Is you body a map? because I love to travel.”
“Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.”
“Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.”
“Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!”
“That’s a nice smile. It’ll look better if it was all you were wearing!”
“You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.”
Although I am not into watching sunsets, I would appreciate watching you go down.
Am I the only one wet in this room?
Apart from being handsome and sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow,
Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
Are you Aquaman? Because you sure do make me wet.
Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.”
Are you claustrophobic? Because I’ll be wrapping my thighs around your face tonight.
Are you looking to commit a sin for your next confession? I am right here, baby.
Are you planning a trip soon? Because that bulge is packing.
Are you Santa Claus? I’d sure like to jingle your bells.
Are you Siri? Because I’d like to request a few things from later tonight.
Are you the last air bender? ’cause I’d definitely like you bending for me.
Are you Thor? I want to prove that I’m worthy to carry that hammer.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Baby I’m hungry, but I want you to feed me from your leeps 2 my leeps.”
Bbrrrr! My hands are cold.
by surprise, but he just has to obey.
Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise to give it back.
Can I borrow your lips?
Can I help loosen your belt? It looks really tight.
Can I read your T-shirt in Braille?
Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
Congratulations, you just met a snake charmer. I’ll be making that one-eyed snake cry white tears all over me.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged”
Did you fart because you blew me away”
Do these look real? Do you want to check?
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you have a nickname? If not can I call you later?
Do you know karate because your body is kicking”
Do you know what would look good on you? Me”
Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Nevermind, you won’t need either tonight.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
Don’t forget my name, because you’ll be screaming it tonight.
Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
he word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word”
help me fill it; I am in dire need.
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus”
How do you like your sausage in the morning? Blown or scrambled?
How do you want your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
How much do you lift at the gym? I’d like to see if you can lift that in bed.
I am always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?
I am putting you on my to-do list.
I feel a bit wasted, but the latex in my purse should not go to waste.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
I have 206 bones in my body. Do you want to give me another one soon?
I hear you’ve been a bad boy.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
I like the zippers on your pants. Can I touch them?
I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
I love your clothes, they match perfectly with my bedsheets.
I need someone to help me carry my tongue. Is there enough space in your mouth?
I promise I’m not like what you’re used to.
I really love my bed! But I would rather be in yours. Do you mind?
I think I can handle the first six deadly sins, but the lust I have for you now is killing me.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I think you are a light switch because you are really turning me on right now.
I think your body is about 70% water because I am thirsty!
I think your pants have a mirror because I can see myself in them.
I visited my doctor earlier this week, and he told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Please
I want to be the girl/guy who makes you say, ‘My life has changed since I met her/him’.”
I want to share your bed tonight because mine is broken.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
I would have worn my bikini if I knew tonight could get me so wet.
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?”
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head”
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
If you are an eco-friendly kind of dude, I have a condom that expires tomorrow. Let’s save
If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice”
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Is you body a map? because I love to travel.”
Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.
Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.”
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”
It’s too hot in here, or is it just you?
Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.
Let me unwrap that for you.
Let’s both be naughty together and save Santa a trip.
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.
My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Now go to MY room!
Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.
On hot days like these, all I want to do is lick a popsicle, can I have yours?
Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
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Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
Scrambled or blown?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Sing the ABC alphabet, and I’ll take on from the fourth letter, D.
Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent.
so why don’t you help me use it?
So, what happens when my hands are damn cold. I guess I should put them in your pants to get some warmth.
Someday I’ll tell my first child about tonight, and how we created him passionately.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Thankfully I’m not lactose intolerant, because I’ll be drinking milk all night long
That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
That’s a nice smile. It’ll look better if it was all you were wearing!”
The wise men said kissing is the genuine language of love. Would you like to start one with me right now?
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
They say a beard is a good scratcher, and I have an itch down there. Can you help?
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
They should suspend your driving license because you drive me super crazy.
to get the right dirty pick-up lines to say to a guy, this is one of the best. It can take him
Tulips on an organ.
Wanna go halfsies on a baby?”
We can make porn without cameras around. Isn’t it a great idea?
We’re going to someplace tonight. I want to hear who screams louder than the other.
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good”
What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
What’s better than roses on a piano?
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
Who said you need to take me to dinner first? Let’s cut straight to dessert.
With all that hotness strutting around, I’m not surprised we’re facing global warming.
Would you let me handle your package if I told you I work for UPS?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Would you mind a happy death? Because people say, sex is a killer.
You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
You look good in those pants. But they can look great on the floor too. If you find it hard
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
You with all those curves and I’m the car with no breaks… ooohhh -Drake
You’ll force me to break my fasting, because I’ll be eating you this early.
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.”
You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room”
Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice”
Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen”
Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
Your sweater is made of 100% boyfriend material. It looks great on you.