Dentist Pick Up Lines

Are you a dentist?
Are you a dentist? Because I need a filling.
Are you a dentist? Because you leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Are you a dentist? Because you’re so sweet I’m getting cavities.
Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I don’t need you.
Are you my wisdom tooth? Because something inside me is telling me to take you out.
Aye babe! Wanna get drilled?
Babe, I assure you, not all things like candy are bad for your teeth, mine has calcium with it!
Baby, it’s time to probe your gaps.
Because 9 out 10 dentists recommended putting me in your mouth.
Because I need a filling
But I bet I could give you a filling.
But you look like a hole that needs filling.
Can you feel me probing your tongue? Now, just open wide and we can get started, girl.
Can you feel this?
Can you stick your tongue out a little further for me.
Caus you look like you could use a filling
Come and make a wish already, it seems you have a tooth for sweet things like my member.
Darling, you just need to smile and I assure you everything would just be alright.
Do you know, my tongue is a dentist.
Do you mind if I melt in your mouth.
Do you need dental floss? I’ll give you some for free if you have dinner with me.
First I’ll knock you out then I’ll fill your cavities
Good news, I lost some teeth today this means I have more room for your tongue in my mouth.
Have you ever slept with a dentist? Want to?
Having you visit has been a highlight of this week, would you like to go for tea sometime?
He Sexy! I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll bleed.
Hello there little lady, Looks like you’ve got a hole that needs filling.
Hey baby, I’m a dentist. Why don’t you lie back and let me fill your cavities.
Hey baby, if you were a polishing disc, you’d be superfine.
Hey girl want to know what kind of polishing disc you’d be? A superfine one
Hey girl, do you mind lying back? I’d love to fill your cavities.
Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!
Hey girl, it seems you have a hole that needs some drilling.
Hey girl! Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
I bet dentists HATE you –
I can see you drooling a bit, is that because you think I look hot and awesome, darling?
I can see you’ve got a sweet tooth, no wonder you’re so into me.
I can teach you how to floss, like you can intertwine my hands with yours any time, babe.
I could really use a mouth to mouth I’m drowning in the depths of your eyes
I have a cavity in my heart and I wonder if you can fill it.
I have some skittles in my mouth, just incase you want to taste the rainbow?
I hope you don’t mind getting drilled.
I hope you’re ready for me to probe your gaps.
I like my view from here, your teeth look pretty dazzling to me already, girl.
I need to fill your cavities.
I see that it might be time to prick that gap of yours in between your legs using my tongue.
I shall now proceed to punch you in the mouth, with my mouth cause I really like you.
I think that you are a dentist and you are certainly leaving a bad taste here inside my mouth.
I want to be the caretaker of your smile because it’s lovely, would you allow me to do so?
I wish I would melt in your mouth.
I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.
I wouldn’t mind you having me in between teeth.
I’m a dentist, why don’t you lie back and let me fill your cavities.
I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now.
I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.
I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you.
I’m no dentist, but I think you need a filling
I’m not so proud of this one
I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I’ll drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a couple of days.
I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now.
I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.
I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you.
I’m not a dentist,
I’m sorry I had to spit again but looking at you makes me salivate.
I’m the only dentist who can drill you without you bleeding (insert wink)
If I was a dentist, I should totally get away from you because I might get cavities coz of you.
If you were a tooth you’d be the upper left lateral incisor.
Is there any chance that I might be able to get you away for a while and maybe get you milk?
Is your father a dentist? Because you have a beautiful smile.
It can get better than this, we can just go and eat dinner whenever you are free, babe.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
It’s time to probe your gaps.
Just stick your tongue out farther for me.
Let’s play dentist…
Let’s play dentist; first I knock you out and then I fill all your cavities.
Looks like you’ve got a hole that needs filling.
Looks like you’ve got a sweet tooth.
Most people call me Collgate
My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?
Now, just stick that tongue out of yours a bit further, now turn it round and round, there!
Please can you suck on this for just a second.
Quit disrobing me with your eyes! Utilize your teeth!
Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.
Sometimes I wish you were my teeth so I can grind you in my sleep
Stick your tongue out farther for me.
Stop undressing me with your eyes and use your teeth instead!
Suck on this for just a second.
There’s no way they could improve your smile!
Use dental floss? How about me hiring you as my personal coach sometime over lunch?
Utilize dental floss? Could me recruiting you as my own.
Wanna get drilled?
Wanna know what has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper
Well, you can call me a dentist cause I can drill and fill you.
Would you like me to teach you how to floss?
You are loaded up with pleasantness that I want to get a toothache in view of checking you out.
You are so sweet, I think I’m having cavities.
You don’t have to undress me with your eyes hunny, go on, use your teeth.
You have got a killer smile and I can see it from all the way here, I’m already dazzled.
You have pretty teeth you must be a dentist.
You have this sweet smile that can probably light up the entire town, I can dim that down.
You must be a dentist because you make my mouth feel better.
You must be a dentist, ’cause you leave a bad taste in my mouth.
You must be a dentist, because I can’t smile without you.
You must be a dentist, lady because you have those shining white teeth that has me looking.
You need a dentist?
You need to come back every 6 months, but we can meet for coffee if you want, darling.
You should be a dental specialist, since I can’t grin without you.
You should smile, your teeth should breathe as well.
You want some dental floss? I can give you some for free if you go to dinner with me.
You’re a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth.
You’re so sweet that I’m getting a toothache just looking at you.
You’re a piece of gorgeous sight and I have a sweet tooth.
You’re drooling a bit.
You’ve a nice smile. Can I be your dentist?
You’ve got a beautiful smile, I bet you floss regularly.
You’ve got a great smile.
Your dad must be a dentist, you have such a beautiful smile.
Your enamel is not the only thing that’s hard.
Your father must have been a dentist because the smile you have is really award winning.
Your teeth are like stars. Somewhat yellow and extremely far separated.
Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.
Your teeth are so lovely are you a dental specialist.
Your teeth are so pretty are you a dentist.

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