Cutest Pick Up Lines

(Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart?

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Are you made of grapes? Because you are as fine as wine.

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

Are you religious? ‘Cause you are the answer to all of my prayers.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Aren’t you tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.

Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Can I tell you a secret? Your number is saved in my phone as future “LOML”

Can you be my boyfriend?

Can you give me the directions to your heart?

Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did the cops arrest you earlier? Because it’d have to be illegal to look that great.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

Do not tell me if you want me to take you out. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

Do you fish? Because you have me hooked.

Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a Bandaid?

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Do you have Band-aid? ‘Cause I hurt my knees falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material!

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!

Don’t you hate it when people try to use pick-up lines on you?

Even if you had 0 followers, I’d follow you anywhere.

Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Girl, are you SPF? ‘Coz I need you every day.

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

Guess what my dress is made of. Girlfriend material.

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

Hey, you must be my phone charger because I’d die without you.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. I have been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.

I am going to kiss you. If you do not like it, just return it.

I am no mathematician, but we seem to have a pretty good equation.

I can’t find my phone number. Can I have yours?

I could have sworn we had chemistry.

I did not know what I wanted in a man until I saw you.

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

I didn’t know what I wanted in a man until I saw you.

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y.

I hope you know CPR. ‘Cause you just took my breath away!

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I lost my Teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

I might not be the most attractive lady here, but I am the only one speaking with you.

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

I owe you a date if I am wrong. But dinosaurs still exist. Right?

I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours.

I Want Someone To Look At Me The Way I Look At Chocolate Cake.

I Want Someone To Look At Me The Way I Look At Chocolate Cake.

I was blinded by you. I am going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!

I was wondering if you were an artist because you are so good at drawing me in.

I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did.

I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

If being in love was illegal, will you be my partner in crime?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I’d be holding a galaxy.

If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you’ll see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If you were a triangle, you’d be a cute one.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

If you’re here, who’s running heaven?

Is the day sunny today, or did you just smile?

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

Is your body from McDonald’s?

Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.

Is your name Google? Because you are everything I have been searching for.

It’s the first word of this sentence.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Let’s commit the perfect crime.

Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

Listen, don’t freak out if a fat man kidnaps you in the middle of the night and puts you into a big bag. I told Santa that I wanted you for Christmas this year.

Never playing hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find again.

Nice shirt! What’s it made of, boyfriend material?

No wonder the sky is gray; all the blue is in your eyes!

Nothing lasts forever. Would you be my nothing?

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

Please stop drinking because you will be driving me home.

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

This line will help you cut to the chase and communicate that you are oh-so-interested.

Together we’d be pretty cute.

Wait a second. I need to breathe. Being with you takes my breath away 58. Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you any time.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

We are not socks, but I think we would make a great pair

We should go out for coffee sometimes because I definitely like you a latte.

Well, the universe just fulfilled my heart’s wishes. You are finally here!

Were you in boy scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?

What’s that wonderful scent you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I love it.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

When I wake up in the morning, you are the first thing that I want to see.

Where do you hide your halo?

Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

You add meaning to my life.

You are like the best coffee: tall, dark and strong.

You are the reason even Santa has a naughty list.

You got the same favorite color as mine. We must be soulmates.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.

You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.

You look familiar – did we have class together?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

You mocha me crazy.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

You seem familiar. You look a lot like my future boyfriend/husband.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

You wanna know the best thing in my life?

You’re like a dictionary.

You’re pretty and I’m cute.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?

Your lips are made to be kissed. Let’s not let them be wasted.

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

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