Damn you,it must be illegal to look that good.
-Can I borrow your library card? ‘Cause I’m totally checking you out.
-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
-Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kicking.
-Honey, are your parents terrorists? ‘Cause you are the bomb!
-I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!
-If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.(I actually thought that it was sweet)
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
-If you were a drug, I’d gladly overdose.
-When God made you, he was showing off.
-You know, if a fat man with a beard happens to stuff you in a bag one night, don’t be afraid – I told Santa that I wanted you for Christmas this year.
“Are you my appendix? Because I’m not sure how you work but this feelin’ in my stomach makes me want to take you out!”
“Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.”
“Excuse me, would you like some wine to go with this cheesy pickup line?”
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
“Girl, are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that a$$ is refreshing.”
“I could tell you a bad joke about a pizza, but it’s a bit cheesy.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”
“Im a firm believer in the idea that you get what you give… so here’s my number.”
Apart from making girls ogle you, what else do you do to keep busy?
Are you 90°? Because you’re looking right.
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
Are you a banana? Because I think you’re a-peel-ing.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
Are you a camera because every time I look at you, I smile 🙂
Are you a mirror? Because every time I gaze at you, I see my future in you.
Are you an artist? Because you make up everything I want in a woman.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re getting me eggcited.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you bottom of my laptop? Because you’re hot.
Are you drinking pepsi ? Because you’re soda-licious.
Are you fire? Because the world around me seems to melt at your presence.
Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see!
Are you Instagram? Because I’d follow you anywhere
Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
Are you on fire? Because baby, you’re hot 😉
Are you seasoning? Because you make my world taste good.
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
Are You The Square Root Of -1 Because You Can’t Be Real.
Are you the sun? Because your radiance is too visible not to be noticed.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Besides Being Gorgeous, What Do You Do For A Living?
Boy, you have what my eyes have been searching for.
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I’m checking you out
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I call you handsome? No other word fits your person.
Can I follow you home? Because my parents told me to follow my dreams.
Can I have your number? I want to test my phone’s functionality.
Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show what Santa want for Christmas.
Can I just hug you? You look warm and cuddly.
Can I Tie Your Shoes? I Don’t Want You Falling For Anyone Else.
Could you let me know the secret behind your shine? I’m dazzled!
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let’s pick it up right here
Did you ever get arrested for looking so good? It’s got to be illegal.
Did you just come from heaven? Because you are an angel.
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Do you have a library card because I’d like to sign you out
Do you have a map?Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I’d like to erase your past and write our future 😉
Do you have Wi-Fi because I feel a connection? yes or no 😉
Do you know menu is spelt ‘me’ ‘n’ ‘u’?
Do you know what I do when I see something this beautiful? (What?)…I pass it twice (lol)
Do you like science? Because i’ve got my ion you.
Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together.
Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
Do you think that love at first sight is a real thing? Or should I stroll by again?
Do your legs hurt? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Don’t you wish you had a girl as naughty as me?
Everyone thinks I am too shy, but can you help me prove them wrong?
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
Give me a kiss if I’m wrong, but mammoths are still a thing, right?
Grant me the contract to carry your kind in my womb.
Have you been in the movies? You look like an actor I crushed on recently.
Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.
Hey girl, can I get your number? Because maybe we could strike up some chemistry together 😉
Hey Girl, let’s me and you go back to my place tonight and play connect the dots with our bodies!
Hey girl, we’re like the stars and stripes forever and ever until we die (awkward silence) or until they remove that one flag…
Hey, do you know what we should be for Halloween? Girlfriend and boyfriend.
Hey, don’t get scared but I’m a doctor and I noticed some symptoms that you have that are very serious, but can easily be cured. It’s the absence of vitamin ME.
Hey, I have a friend who really wants to know whether you think I look good or not.
Hey, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re kind of making every guy in this place look inferior. It’s not nice.
Hey, This Halloween, How ’Bout You And I Being Boyfriend And Girlfriend?
Hey, you can be the sweet tooth and I can be your dentist
Hey, your hand just seem like it’s hefty, can I help you with it?
Hi, my real name is Sexy. What’s yours?
How free are you today, on a range of one to America?
How Much Does It Cost To Date You? Cause Damn, You Look Expensive!
How often do you melt hearts with your lips?
How will you feel if I tell you that I want your lips?
I actually really like breathing, so it would be nice if you could stop taking my breath away.
I am attracted to you. Hope you don’t mind.
I am new to this game, can you guide me with your love?
I am not a philanthropist, but I would gladly give you my heart.
I bet you $10 you’re going to turn me down.
I can’t imagine reading the alphabet and missing U.
I Have To Say “Hi” To The Prettiest Girl In The Room… Can You Help Me Say “Hi” To That Girl Over There?
I hope I am not talking to an already taken man.
I know what you’re thinking. “Yeah, she looks good enough, but can she ride a Unicycle?” And the answer is no.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I think my heart just lagged.
I think that you’re my appendix. I have no idea what exactly you’re doing, but the way that my stomach is acting right now really makes we want to take you out.
I think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours.
I Value My Breath, So It’d Be Nice If You Stopped Taking It Away Every Time You Walked By.
I want to be the woman you can call yours.
I want to be your favorite Hello Kitty because when I’m with you, my heart beats fast, just like the song!
I was already tripped off today until you came in undoubtedly turned me on.
I was wondering if my eyes looked better in green or blue. Please say green so that my ex will get jealous…
I wish I can have my way, I would have removed U from the alphabet.
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosine-squared, because together we could be one
I’d fall for you even in absence of gravity
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is to the Sun; a large force inversely proportional to distance squared.
I’m attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.
I’m hung like a Foucault Pendulum.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m so attracted to you that the scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I’m Going To Have To Ask You To Leave. You’re Making The Other Girls Look Bad.
I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
I’m In A Boyband Called Wrong Direction.
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
I’m like an escalator ’cause baby, I don’t go down until you’re off! (I wonder if that works for people who are stairs…)
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You can give me yours and I’ll show you what I can do with it.
I’m not actually this tall, I’m on my tip toes for you
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I’m trying to finish writing a book, but there’s just one thing that I’m missing and you’re the only one who can help me. It’s your phone number. The book is a phone book.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If I was an octopus, all my three hearts would beat only for you.
If I were to ask you for a kiss, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If you had been created a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you would be the McGorgeous
If you were a car you’d be BAEgatti.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is there any way you can read the alphabet without mentioning ‘I’ and ‘U’?
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Is your daddy a Baker? Because your so hot that I want to eat you up
Is your father Voldemort? Because you sure are magical!
Is your name LinkedIn because we should connect?
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder
Let’s Be Nothing. ‘Cause Nothing Lasts Forever.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
My heart recognizes your presence; it’s beating for you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
No worries if you’re busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?
On a scale of 1 to 10: You are a 9 and I’m the 1 you need
Please Call 9-1-1, Because You Just Made My Heart Stop!
Please Keep Your Distance. I Might Fall For You.
See My Friend Over There? He Wants To Know If You Think I’m Cute.
So Last Night, I Was Reading The Book Of Numbers And I Realized I Don’t Have Yours.
Some where between the neurones and narrative i was dreaming about the photons that is you.
Somebody call 9-1-1, this man just made my heart stop!
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Sorry, did you call my number earlier? (I don’t even have it) Ok, can I have yours to fact-check?
The Only Thing Your Eyes Haven’t Told Me Is Your Name
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
We should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
What do we say about flirting in Canada? That’s it, no more jokes about Justin Bieber…
What is you sine?
What’s happening to me! Because my mind is lost in you.
What’s in your eyes? They are glowing!
What’s Your Name? Or Can I Call You “Mine”?
When I’m older and rich, would you be my cougar?
Who else has told you that your eyes are beautiful?
Will it be possible for me to have your last name forever?
Would you mind pinching me a bit? Because every time I am with you, I feel on top of the world.
You Are Almost As Hot As My Mom.
You are as calm as the blue sea. Can I be your wave?
You are sizzling hot. Is your surname Pepper?
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to become a part of your family.
You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.
You be the ball and I’ll keep you forever.
You better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when we are together, we’ll be on fire!
You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
You Like Sleeping? Me Too! We Should Do It Together Sometime.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears
You must be a math question because I’m completely stumped by you
You must be a ninja! You know why? You snuck into my heart.
You must be an amazing driver because you are driving me crazy already
You must be so contagious, because every time I look at you, nothing else matters again.
You Must Do Interior Design Because You Definitely Made This Room More Beautiful.
You MUST Have A Nice Personality.
You remind me of the man I saw in my dream last night.
You should get your license suspended because you’re driving me crazy!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
You want to know what is most important to me? Read the first word.
You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.
You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good
You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.
You’re so good looking it’s distracting.
You’ve turned my life around in a matter of minutes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Your eyes have the perfect wavelength of 563.4nm.
Your hand looks heavy, can i hold it for you?
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
your resonance frequency do you feel about group experiments
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.