Covid- 19 Pick Up Lines

“Can’t spell virus without us so what’s up bbyyyyyy”

“I have the TP and you bring the Purell. We’re a perfect match.”

“I’d rather be quarantined with you…”

“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”

Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face

Are you coronavirus, because I have zero immunity against you.

Are you coronavirus, because you are all I am masking for.

Are you coronavirus, because you are making me hot for you.

Are you coronavirus, because you took my breath away.

Are you coronavirus, you are making me breathless.

Are you coronavirus, you are super wet for me.

Are you Coronavirus? Because i wouldn’t mind spending two weeks in bed with you.

Are you Coronovirus coz I’m panicking and not sure how to approach you.

Are you Covid 19? Because you take my breath away!

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.

Are you the novel coronavirus? Because your smile is contagious.

Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind.

Are you toilet paper? Cuz I’d fight for you!

Are your thighs Coronavirus? Because I want them to kill me.

as a talking point with other daters.

Babe are you coronavirus, because you are giving me respiratory problems.

Babe are your legs coronavirus, because I see them spreading tonight.

Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.

Babe, forget about coronavirus panic. Let’s work it from home, in my bed.

Babe, I bet you do not have coronavirus. Because I heard it cannot stand your hotness.

Babe, I promise I won’t touch your face with my unwashed hands. Because I got better things to touch you with.

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

But I’ll still make you a super spreader.

Can I be your mask?

Can’t spell quarantine without U R A QT.

Cause I’m tryna spread em till I die.

Cause you are breathtaking!!

Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.

Cause your curves are anything but flat.

Cause’ I wanna stay in touch with your lips from inside and protect you from outside.

cough cough* I think I’ve got the black lung pop.

Cough here often?

Covid 19 cancelling everything, except my feelings for you.

Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

Dating in today’s world is tough. The internet comes with more that its fair share of strange topics and unsolicited information, and joining a dating app can at times yield rather worrying results.

dating preferences, a hometown, and turn-offs.

Did the Coronavirus give you a temperature? Because you’re hot!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Do you have coronavirus? Because I can’t stop looking ah-choo.”

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.

Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?

Dubious grammar and spellings aside, these rather off-putting sentences are actually pickup lines being used as conversation starters on dating apps.

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.

Even if everything shuts down for the Coronavirus, my DMs are still open!

Everyone out here catching the Coronavirus.

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Girl are you CORONAVIRUS??

Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream.

Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

Hey girl, are you the vaccine? Because the whole world’s chasing you.

Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

Hey girl, I know you don’t have Coronavirus…

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

Hey, I wash my hands when there’s no pandemic too ;).

Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?

I bet you’d look beautiful even with a face mask on.

I don’t want the virus to spread.

I don’t know if I’m out of breath from you or this disease.

I don’t need hand sanitizer or masks… cause your looks got me dead already.

I got tested for the Coronavirus… doctor said, i’m fine i’m just missing one thing, Vitamin

I heard we’re supposed to order in to support local businesses. Your place or mine?

I like my virus like I like my women; easy to spread.

I may not have money, but I have rolls of toilet paper.

I saw you from across the bar. Stay there

I seem to have lost my number… can I have yours?

I would like to be the one to take you out

I’m just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks

I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?

If Coronavirus dosent take you out

If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home i would like to be the one to take you out.

If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

If I had a penny for every time I’ve heard about coronavirus I’d have…

If the coronavirus does not take you out, can I?

If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.

If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

In a world full of Corona virus can I be your mask?

Is heaven your quarantine zone? Because I think you are an Angel.

Is it hot in here or is covid-19 giving us this fever?

Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

It would seem that as the coronavirus outbreak gripped the the world and people began to isolate themselves, interpersonal skills too have taken a hit.

Many of the recipients of such messages took to Twitter to voice their annoyance, with some adding that they would remove themselves from the apps if they continued to receive such messages.

May I hold your hand or the latex from your glove?

My gym is closed because of the quarantine can I work you out instead?

No one rocks a mask better than you.

Nothing more contagious than your smile.

One-ply? Two-ply? Neither. The only thing I’m looking for is your re-ply

Orange you going to ask me to self-isolate with you?

Others have created mock-profiles for the virus, treating it as if it’s a human with real

People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.

rest of your life to start in 12 months. Maybe 18.

Roses are red, Corona is bad, even if u cough on me, I won’t be mad.

Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.

So, Skype or Google Hangouts for the first date?

Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

The coronavirus isn’t going away anytime soon, so dating app users are using the virus

The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.

The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.

The whole world might be getting sick but I’ll never get sick of looking at you.

There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.

Users on dating apps such as Tinder and Hinge have taken with gusto to coronavirus themed pickup lines. And after looking at some of them, we have to say that it doesn’t seem to be working very well.

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Wanna meet at the bar, heard they have Corona on the menu?

What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”

What’s the difference between Coronavirus and your legs?

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the

Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

While I’m here catching feelings for you.

While it is impressive how the virus and all associated words have been worked into pickup lines and innuendos, the end results remain rather tragic.

Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!

Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

You can’t spell Quarantine without u r a q t

You can’t spell virus without U and I.

You can’t spell virus without us, so what’s up?

You caught my eye from across the bar, thought I would come stay the distance for you.

You look like you’d make a sexy nurse.

You smell like the ocean, is that Glen 20 Ocean Breeze?

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You’re Wearing?

You’re the only snacc I wanna stock up on!

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