Corny Valentines Pick Up Lines

I Like Legos, You Like Legos. Why Don’t We Build A Relationship Together?
I’ll Be Yours Forever Just Tell Me When To Start.
There Must Be A Lookout Notice Out In Heaven Because They Are Missing An Angel.
You’re So Sweet, You Could Put Hershey’s Out Of Business.
Valentine’s Without You Is Like A Broken Pencil. Pointless.
You Must Be From Tennessee Because You’re The Only Ten I See!
Are You Accepting Applications For Your Fan Club?
.Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can’t Rhyme, But Can I Date You?
You Must Be In The Wrong Place. The Miss Universe Contest Is Over There.
Even If The Earth Didn’t Have Gravity, I’d Still Fall For You.
I Think You’re Suffering From A Lack Of Vitamin Me.
Can I Borrow Your Phone? I Need To Call God And Tell Him I’ve Found His Missing Angel.
If I Were A Cat, I’d Spend All Nine Lives With You.
You May Fall From The Sky, You May Fall From A Tree, But The Best Way To Fall… Is In Love With Me.
Are You A Bank Loan? Because You’ve Got My Interest.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Are you a campfire? ’Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
Are you an angle that’s less than 90 degrees? Because you’re acute-y.
Are you going to kiss me this Valentine’s Day, or do I have to lie to the group chat?
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out for V-Day as soon as possible.
Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
Are you on the Starbucks menu? Because I like you a latte.
Are your parents bakers? ‘Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
Be mine because you’re fine.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.
Coffee, tea or love potion number 9?
Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by Cupid’s arrow?
Did you get your licenses suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.
Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates or me?
Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
Don’t let me be the one that got away.
Even if the earth didn’t have gravity, I’d still fall for you.
Excuse me, you just dropped something – my jaw.
For Valentine’s Day, I’ll give you my arc!
Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman. I’ll be your man.
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Happy Valentine’s Daaaaaaaayum.
Happy Valentines Day. Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!
Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Here’s the key to my house, my car…
Hey girl, you’ve made my kill list. I’m taking you out this Valentine’s Day.
Hey, are you my college loan? Because you’ve got my interest!
Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I’ll give you a minute to catch your breath.
Hey, I was reading Numbers last night, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?
I asked Cupid for a map because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
I bought you a dictionary for V-Day because, you know, you add meaning to my life.
I choo-choo-choose you.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
I have amnesia, do I come here often?
I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I noticed you don’t have any flowers or a balloon…. How you doin’?
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
I think you dropped something… my jaw!
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.
I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
I’d melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I’ll be your “alentine” for now, you’ll need to give me the “V” after dinner.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.
I’m looking for treasure – can I look around your chest?
I’m new in town. Can I have the directions to your house, please?
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.
I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
If I had 3 wishes, ii’d wish…ii’d wish… ii’d wish you were mine.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy.
If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
If I’m your valentine, every day you’ll get hershey kisses.
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I’d always miss you.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Is that a cherub in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?
Is there a mirror in your pants…? I think I can see myself in them..
Is your body from McDonald’s? C’ause I’m lovin’ it!
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for this V-Day.
Is your name Jill? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be your Valentine.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will be my Valentine?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
My friends bet that I couldn’t get a super-hot date for Valentine’s Day. Wanna go spend their money with me?
My hand is so heavy, will you hold it for me?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Oh my God, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Oh, that shirt has to go… but you can stay!
Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always this hot?
Remember me? No? Oh, that’s alright, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I sure am glad I swiped right on you.
Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
Thank God I’m wearing gloves today because you are too hot to handle.
The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.
The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
There must be a lookout notice out in heaven because they are missing an angel.
There’s something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.
They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
This Valentine’s Day, let’s make love like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.
Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.
You can keep the Hershey’s—I just want a kiss.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
You know what you would really look beautiful in this Valentine’s Day? My arms.
You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime… maybe this Valentine’s Day?
You look great and everything, but you know what would really look good on you? Me.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me.
You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
You must be in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is over there.
You should sign up for a marathon, ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
You’re like a candy bar for Valentine’s: half sweet and half nuts.
You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good.
You’re so beautiful that I have forgotten my pick-up line.
You’re so hot, if you ate bread you’d poop out toast.
You’re so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.
You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.

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