Computer Pick Up Lines

Welcome to pick-up lines about Computer. Are you searching for the best Computer pick-up lines? and you’re here just for fun this is the right place to be. Is the one you are interested into computers, software, programming language, or any kinds of software apps? Are you with a software engineer, programmer, or IT person? If so, these flirty computer related pick up lines can definitely help you to start a good conversation.

  • “If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!”
  • “Why it’s not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.”
  • ““Do you like computers? [yes] Do you like file sharing? [yes] Good, ’cause I’m downloadable and user friendly!”
  • “Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.”
  • “Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!”
  • “Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.”
  • “Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
  • “Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.”
  • “Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you’d have root access.”
  • “Baby, you’re the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.”
  • “Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.”
  • “Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”
Computer pickup lines
  • “I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.”
  • “I am the field attribute in your class: I can’t exist unless you do.”
  • “I didn’t mean to ogle you, but I’d sure like to Google you.”
  • “I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.”
  • “I think my heart just lagged.”
  • “I think you’re my compiler. My life wouldn’t start without you.”
  • “If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.”
  • “If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!”
  • “If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady.”
  • “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
  • “Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
  • “Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?”
  • “Let me be the ‘throws Exception’ to your ‘public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.”
  • “My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.”
  • “My love is a for loop without the increment operator– infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.”
  • “My main method is ‘public love iLoveYou().’ “
  • “Phone for you, I think it’s your motherboard.”
  • “public class YourWorld extends MyWorld”
  • “Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.”
  • “We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.”
  • “What do you say we play a game of – Words With More Than Friends?”
  • “What’s the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I’m not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.”
  • “Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?”
  • “Who needs Google? You’re everything I’m searching for.” [Awwwww]
  • “You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.”
  • “You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.”
  • “You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).”
  • “You are my methods. I am nothing without you.”
  • “You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.”
  • “You are my superclass: you define what I can do.”
  • “You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.”
  • “You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won’t compile without you.”
  • “You auto-complete me.”
  • “You had me at Hello World.”
  • “You’re hotter than a data center!”
  • “You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.”
  • “Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.”
  • A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
  • Anonymity makes me even more handsome.
Computer pickup lines
  • Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
  • Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
  • Are you a computer, coz you turn out my software into hardware?
  • Are you a computer? coz you make my life easier?
  • Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.
  • Are you a driver? coz make my presence worthful.
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
  • Are you a monitor?, coz I can’t take off my eyes from you?
  • Are you a piece of carbon? ‘Cause I would love to date you.
  • Are you a recovery program? Because you’ve restored some good in me, my darling.
  • Are you a single computer? Because it seems that you already know things about my heart.
  • Are you a Socket? Cause I’m feeling the realtime connection between our heart.
  • Are you a USB port? Coz I have big size 64GB Pendrive
  • Are you airdropping me something? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  • Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
  • Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.
  • Are you an exception? Let me catch you.
  • Are you internet? Coz it shows me connected but not by feelings
  • Are you like a DVD port? Coz I must be a CD and you are spinning my mind like crazy.
  • Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? ‘Cause, you’re BeAuTiful!
  • Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.
  • Are you pc keyboard? coz you look like my type?
  • Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
  • Are you some computer technology? Because you just suddenly took over me.
  • Are you some troubleshooter? Because you exactly know where to find and fix my problems.
  • Are you sort of a Defragmenter? Because you make me work fast and keep me organized.
  • Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!
  • As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
  • Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.
  • Baby don’t worry about getting pregnant i’ll safely remove my hardware.
  • Baby you know this junk isn’t USB2.0..it’s firewire!
  • Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality
  • Baby you’re so cute you made my page 404.
  • Baby, I have a stick then can transfer some very good data, would you mind seeing it?
  • Baby, I’d mount you like an ISO file
  • Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.
  • Baby, If they made you in java, You’d be the object of my desire.
  • Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave position.
  • Baby, let’s make our night just like the Internet Explorer — nice and slow, you’ll love it.
  • Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft
  • Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
  • Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!
  • Baby, you overclock my processor.
  • Be the hard drive of my dreams.
  • Because I’ve got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.
  • Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.
  • Can I call you CSS because I like your style.
  • Can I do a penetration test on your back door?
  • Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?
  • Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.
  • Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.
  • Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?
  • Can you teach me more on computer programming? I want to decode these feelings I have.
  • Cause your curves are just unnatural
  • Child, overclock my processor.
  • Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
  • Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
  • Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I’ve met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I’m still Facebook friends with jealous.
  • Could I have your I.P.?
  • Did you know? Why I m not started(on mood), coz you don’t give me the power to the mood on.
  • Do u like me? Text ‘1′ for ‘Yes,’ ‘2′ for ‘No.
  • Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
  • Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
  • Don’t worry, the first couple of times it’s always Abort, Retry, Fail.
  • Don’t worry, my McAfee tells me that I’m virus-free…
  • Even the strongest machine learning algos can’t keep up with my ability to continuously learn how to please a woman.
Computer pickup lines
  • Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.
  • Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an OutOfMemoryException.
  • f you are a computer then I will play(romance) with it all day.
  • Girl, are you a computer?
  • Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!
  • Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop. (Computer Pick up Lines)
  • Girl, you got software? I’ve got hardware. Together, we can liveware ever we want.
  • Girl, you must be my computer fan
  • Hey Baby… Can I double click your mouse?
  • Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?
  • Hey girl, wanna try a new package manager?
  • Hey sweetheart, you are so cute. You make my page error 404.
  • Hey sweetie, if you are java then you are the object of my love life.
  • Hey there is none of my body parts is soft neither micro.
  • Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?
  • Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?
  • Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
  • How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
  • I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.
  • I bought a highly expensive computer just to have a better view of your photographs.
  • I could have flirted with you but I’d rather seduce you with my computer engineering skills.
  • I googled your name earlier. I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’
  • I have clean code and a dirty mind
  • I hope we can merge without any conflicts.
  • I hope you’re an ISO file, because I’d like to mount you.
  • I just want to tap on you right now like the keyboard that you seem to be, my dear love.
  • I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
  • I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
  • I want to be the only one with access to you.
  • I want to experience Unity with you … let’s skip the bedroom and play around on the ground
  • I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.
  • I want to go back to my room and see my Pentium 230 MHz?
  • I want to keep on touching and clicking on you just like some crazy mouse addict right now.
  • I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
  • I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
  • I’m a server, can I crash at your place tonight?
  • I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
  • I’ll always have cache for you.
  • I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access
  • I’ve compiled a list of reasons we should link hands.
  • Idk but I tried googling it
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • If I give you a PEEK at my stack, will you PUSH on your member?
  • If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
  • If we are networks, then it must be LAN
  • If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.
  • If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady.
  • In the office, they call me “The BSD” because I’ve got a Big Swinging Dick and my Berkeley Software Distribution back scripts are perfect
  • Is your computer working fast enough maybe you can try to make it work a bit faster, dear.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  • Is your pant compressed folder?, coz I would like to unzip with love.
  • It must be nice to rub on you because you honestly look like a computer mouse, I am drawn.
  • Just looking at you almost made me scrum all over myself
  • Meeting you was F8.
  • Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
  • Mmm sexy lady, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
  • My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
  • My data packet is so large, you’ll need to add some more IO in order to handle it
  • My hands sweat when I stay up coding all night and it makes for the perfect lube
  • My life without you is like a computer without os.
  • My main method is ‘public love iLoveYou().
  • My pop-up is so big, you’ll never want to block it
  • My servers never go down… but I do!
  • No matter how I sort things, you’ll always be first.
  • No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.
  • No, that’s not a Saitek X52 Flight Control System in my pants, but thanks for noticing
  • No, that’s not my Mophie Juice Pack in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you
  • Recently are you sit on F5? Coz your ass was refreshing.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs.
  • Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus…
  • Want to experience a backdoor Trojan?
  • Want to role-play? I’ll be your race-car if you’ll be my Unreal Engine
  • Want to see my HARD disk? I promise that it isn’t 3.5 inches nor floppy
  • Want to see my Red Hat?
  • We click, you and I like some sort of pointing device and I love every moment with you.
  • What’s a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?
  • What’s a nice gal like you doing in this IRC channel
  • What’s your port number so we can connect?
  • When I m compiling our relationship, it shows perfect without error.
  • When I saw you for the first time my heart ran like an infinite loop.
  • Whenever I am around you everything feels like it is on caps lock because it is very intense.
  • With all the languages that I code in, I have the most skilled fingers of anyone that you’ll ever meet.
Computer pickup lines
  • Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…
  • You are god’s great programming without error.
  • You are so huge, like a space bar and I want to keep on hitting on you if you would let me.
  • You are the CPU of my body.
  • You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
  • You defragment my life
  • You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
  • You had me at “Hello World”
  • You have such a nice backend, I would love to call your APIs all night long
  • You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
  • You make my software turn into hardware!
  • You must be a graphic card? Because whenever you’re around, my vision becomes 4k.
  • You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!
  • You must be some computer scientist? Because you surely can decode these feelings I have.
  • You must be the square root of two, ’cause I feel irrational around you.
  • You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.
  • You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
  • You want to learn about computers, huh, you’ve already passed the first lesson “Turning Me On”
  • You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
  • You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  • Your beauty is unreal that I can’t keep my feet on the ground, I feel as if you’re uploading me to the Cloud when I am around you
  • Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
  • Your eyes are far more gorgeous than any source code I have ever seen.
  • Your love is like wireless but I will catch them from anywhere.

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