“Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?”
“Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.”
“Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?”
“Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?”
“Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”
“Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.”
“I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of karma-sutra.”
“I see you’re ………. Miles away. I thought heaven was further.”
“I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.”
“I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.”
“Is your personality as angelic as your hair?”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?”
“My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!”
“They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?”
“Top three best things to do on a Saturday?”
“Want to come over to mine and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”
“We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?”
“What’s a smart, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?”
“You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!”
“You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far? “
“You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
“You must be my tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.”
“You’re so beautiful you just made me forget my pickup line.”
(Lime emoji) This is my pick-up lime. How are you?
All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.
Are we, like, married now?
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Are you a Middle Eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world good-looking.
Are you German? I’d like to be Ger-man!
Are you HTTP? Because without you I’m just ://
Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot, and I’m concerned.
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.
Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!
Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can you stop staring at my profile and message me already? I don’t bite unless you ask.
Cheesy chat-up line, gif war or blind date?
Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool? ???? I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too! ?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did you fall in a pile of sugar? You’re looking super sweet.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?
Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a ‘D’ in ‘fridge’ but no ‘D’ in ‘refrigerator’?
Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Do you know the best thing about kisses? If you don’t like them, you can always return them.
Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.
Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.
Do you like cheese? Would you like to brie with me?
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together sometime.
Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.
Drinks or coffee this week?
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
Favourite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) I’ll tell you over drinks?
Finally I found a Girl like you.
Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
Hey, I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to pretty city.
Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.
I have a feeling that you’re trouble
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever met. (*show phone with front cam)
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
I must be dancing with the devil because you’re hot as hell.
I really like your (insert something from her pictures and try to make it interesting) in your picture.
I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”
I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
I want our love to be like the number Pi. Irrational and never-ending.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.
I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…
I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) American pancakes b) French crèpes c) waffles d) omelette e) something else?
If you could have any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If you were a dessert, what would you be?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one!
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date. 😉
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.
Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pick up line related to that era.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with any.
So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
This is both a funny & cheesy tinder pick up line.
This is getting a bit old, but the old thing about matching = marriage still holds some amusement.
This is kind of funny, isn’t it? At least it’d bring a smile to my face!
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
Two truths and a lie! Go!
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pick up line.
What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. [Name] from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you.
You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine
You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!
Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those [insert color] eyes.
Your profile made me stop in my tracks.