Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

Are you a beaver ? Cause dam !

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us.

Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you

Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you add meaning to my life.

Are you a duck? Cuz you quack me up.”

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you!

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

Are you a wolf? Cuz … cuz… (insert wolf noises).”

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you from China? Cause I’m China get your number

Are you from Mars because your ass is out of this world

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.

Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT

Are you related to Yoda ? Cause YODALICIOUS.

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you sure you’re not from South Korea? Because I’m sure you’re my ‘Seoul’-mate

Are you the main doors to the RWEC? Because you’re refusing to let me in.”

Are you Vietnamese? Cause I’m falling pho you

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Baby I’m no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Can I borrow your lips? 10. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

Did you invent the airplane? Because you sure seem ‘Wright’ for me.

Did you overstay your visa? Because you got ‘fine’ written all over you

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?”

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Do you mind if I sit down cos Jamaican my heart race?

don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).

Drake would call you and me God’s Plan.

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman. I’ll be your man.

Girl, are you a Taco Bell sauce, cuz you’re pretty mild.”

Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.

Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you lack some vitamin me.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Here, take my heart but don’t break it, okay?

Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material

Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

Hey, is that guy bothering you? No? Would you mind if I bothered you then?”

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.

Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

I can’t handle this dinner alone, come and help me.

I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

I guess your parents are bakers, because they made you such a cutie pie!

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.

I heard you’re good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking

I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

I know a girl who is interested in you. If I were not so shy, I would have told you!

I like Legos, you like Legos; why don’t we build a relationship?

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

I want to bang you just like how the RWEC’s automatic doors bang me.”

I was wondering if you were an artist because you are so good at drawing me in.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

I’m so lost. I was looking for your number.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

If happiness starts with “H,” why does mine start with “U”?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair.

If you were a Facebook status, I would like you.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If you were a triangle, you’d be a cute one.

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving’ it!

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection!

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name Mark?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.

Let’s flip a coin. Head’s your mine, tail’s I’m yours.

Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.

My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

My whole life is a comedy. Who wants to turn it into a romantic comedy with me?

No wonder the sky is gray; all the blue is in your eyes!

Nothing lasts forever. Would you be my nothing?

One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

Our smiles should touch now!

The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

there wifi in here because I feel we have a strong connection

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Want to see the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen? (Show phone with frontcam.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pick-up line.

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Why don’t you wander that lust right over here?

With guns like these who needs a phrase?

Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

You breathe oxygen ? We have so much in common.

You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You must be a broom ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I’m cute.

You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

You’re a 9/10. And I’m the 1 you need.”

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

You’re so sweet; you might give me a toothache.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

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