Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Guys

My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?

Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?

You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

You: Are you good at math?

Them: No (or Yes)

You: Me neither (or Me too). But the only number I care about is yours.

I’m surprised by the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?

You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.

Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

I just had to tell you, that your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

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