Cheesy Funny Pick Up Lines

(In Gollum voice) dayum girl*, are you Frodo? Cuz I’d die to wear your ring.

Ah, you are a human magnet that keeps attracting me.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

Are you a first print, limited first edition from 1802? Cuz I’ve been looking for you my

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing that everyone else disappears every time I

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

Are you a prepackaged lunchable pizza? Cause I’ll never get enough of you.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you an overdue book? Cuz you have F-I-N-E written all over you.

Are you available in large print? Cause I’d like to check you out but I have macular

Are you coagulated and full of protein? Cuz you’re lookin’ gouuuuda today.

Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.

Are you from outer space? Because there is nothing like you on Earth!

Are you into the dark arts? Cuz I’d like to Slytherin-to your pants.

Are you related to Gabriel García Márquez? Cause I think you’re going to end my 100

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you scared of ghosts? Yeah, me too – boooooooo!

Are you scotch? Cuz your body is smokin’.

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Because damn, you’re a knockout!

Boy* you’re like a calamari appetizer, cuz I’m totally pre-octopi-ed with you.

But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Call the police someone! This person is stealing my heart.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Can we take a selfie, so that I prove all my friends that angels exist!

Can you help me find my Facebook friend? She’s definitely here somewhere; let’s go look together.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

Can you touch me so I can tell everybody I was touched by an angel?

conversation with me about it sometime?

Cupid on his ways with more arrows. This time he’d stuck you too.

Daaaayum girl,* are you a book? Cuz I’d like to get under your covers.

Degeneration.

Did you get hurt..? When you fell from Heaven.

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Do you ever get tired from constantly running through my thoughts all night?

Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? Because I literally scraped my knees falling for you.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. I wondered if you’re an artist because

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you know what my pants are made of? 100% Boyfriend/girlfriend material

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Do you like ice cream? Wanna spoon?

Do you like oysters? Wanna shuck?

Do you want to take me out because I am trash!

Do you wonder what you would look fabulous in? My arms.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

Does your legs hurt for always running in my mind.

don’t want me to take you out.

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Even street lights turn around to look at you!

ever been standing next to you.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today.

From all the things I’ve learnt in my life, you are my best lesson.

Girl* are you a rainbow latte? Cuz I’d wait in line all day to get my hands on you.

Girl* you’ve Metamorphosed my Heart of Darkness into Light in August.

Girl*, you must be a fine wine, cuz I could get drunk on your legs.

Great way to ask for pampering

Great way to say you are falling for him/her!

Guess what I am wearing right now? The smile you gave me yesterday.

Haha will make her/him go gaga!

have a dollar and my heart!

Hehe! Sound’s great this will make your crush go all PINK!

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

How beautiful is the rain under your arms!

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

I am not a good kisser. Would you teach me 😉

I can’t find my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you seriously just rocked my world.

I dint know how angels looked until I saw you.

I don’t know much about astrology, but I do know how the universe started.

I don’t need any reason, my only reason is you!

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

I hope our relationship will be like the number Pi: endless and irrational!

I hope you know CPR because you seriously took my breath away!

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

I never wanted to be a superman, But I wanna be ‘YOURMAN.’

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

I think I just became a believer because you are the answer to all my prayers.

I think my phone is broken… because your number isn’t in it.

I think you are an alien because you just abducted my heart.

I think you are my Google because you have all the stuff I am looking for.

I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I’m not into photography, but I can picture me and you together.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

If beauty was measured by time, you would be the eternity.

If being sexy was a felony, you’d be guilty as charged.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

If I had four quarters to give to the four most beautiful women in the universe, you would

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

If you love her this will work wonders

If you were a fruit, you’d definitely be a ‘fine apple.’

If you were a steak, you’d be well done. 👌

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

Indirectly you can ask her to be your valentine

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving’ it!

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.your dad a boxer?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

Is your name Google? Because you have everything, I’m searching for.

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

It was quite a bad start for my day all this while, you are here it just got brighter.

It’s not ‘see you tomorrow’. It is ‘see you soon’ because I’ll meet you in my dreams.

Just smile for yes, or do a backflip/somersault/180-spin gymnastics combination if you

Let me change the alphabet, and I will put U and I together.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.

look at you.

My favourite place would be right next to you for this life. Will it be mine, forever?!

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

My name must be Vladimir or Estragon cuz I’ve been waiting for you my whole life.

No girl can say no

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

our love is my religion.

Romantic isn’t it?

Seems like I need to see a doctor as my heart stops beating as soon as I see you!

Somebody call the police, ’cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Someone once said, “Kissing is the ‘ultimate language of love.’ Would you care to have a

Spoil me with your sweetness and love.

The flowers of my garden are sad, because after seeing you they know they are no longer the prettiest.

The most beautiful sunshine I’ve ever seen is the one reflected in your eyes.

There is only one life, and I want to spend it with you.

They like to say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has

This will leave her smiling!

to hide their corniness behind a math problem.

To tell you are attracted like crazy

To tell you made my day

Um is it the sun that is smiling!?

Was Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

When their corny pick up line is actually really smooth.

When they compare your eyes to stars and you literally gag from the corniness.

When they have no idea what they’re talking about.

When they probably googled “best pickup lines.”

When they take one thing you said in a Tweet and take it waaaaay too far.

When they’re just being honest and it works.

When they’re just the right amount of cheesy.

When they’ve definitely exhausted all other pick up lines.

When try When they don’t realize they dissed themselves in the process of trying to impress you.

When you give them exactly what they ask for and they act surprised.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Wow, when god made you he was showing off.

You are the main character of my fairytale.

You are the rainbow of my stormy life.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You look familiar. Were we ever in the same class before? I could swear we had chemistry.

You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

you were so good at drawing me in.

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Your crush will fall for you we bet!

Your eyes are as blue as the Atlantic ocean. I don’t mind wandering at sea!

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