Cheese Pick Up Lines

“How do you know when a cheese is full of himself? Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.”

“I don’t want to sound cheesy but we go really Gouda together.”

“I hope you’re having a Gouda day.”

“I would be so provolone without you.”

“Just dancing around and listening to Taylor Swiss.”

“Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.”

“This might sound cheesy but I think you’re really grate.”

“What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s Day? Brie mine.”

“What did the ball of mozzarella say as it was getting shredded? I’m falling to pizzas!”

“What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? You make me melt.”

“What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap? Cheddar luck next time!”

“What do you call it when a cheese goes #2? Fondue-due.”

“What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time? Ricotta get through this.”

“What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover? You’re cheddar off without him!”

“Whisper words of wisdom, let it Brie.”

“Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting feta and feta.”

“Why didn’t the cheese go to college? She had grater plans.”

“You’re lookin’ so Gouda today.”

🤩Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe

🤩Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!

🤩Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

🤩Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

🤩If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

🤩Somebody better call heaven, because they’re missing an angel.

😏Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

😏Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

😏Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

😏Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

😏I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

😏Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

😏You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

😏Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I’m all you need 😉

Are you a pizza?

Are you cheese

Are you marinara?

Because I wanna eat you like a midnight snack

Because I’m single, and cut

Because my cheese stick would be a lot better dipped in you

Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

Can I give you this meat instead?

Cauz i wanna spread my cheese all over you

Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!

Cuz, I am intrigued by holes on you

Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?

Do you like Craft cheese?

Do you like your dates like you like your cheese?

Don’t leave me provolone.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

Hey babe, are you a swiss cheese?

I feel like I’m a pizza

I promise I’m more attractive than a munster.

I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?

I tried to find some cheese for you but there’s a shortage,

I want to grow mold with you.

I want to melt my cheese all over your buns.

I want you to taste my cheese.

I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

I’m grate in bed.

I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.

If you were a pizza and I were cheese, I’d melt over you.

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese.

My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?

There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I’m not interested because cheese not you.

There’s some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

We would be gouda together.

Will you brie mine?

Without you, my heart is like Swiss cheese.

You both have holes i wanna eat

You know what you and cheese has in common?

You make me crumble like feta.

You must be made of cheese.

You remind me of cheese… I want you on everything!

You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.

You: Are you good at math?

You: Me neither (or Me too). But the only number I care about is yours.

You’re sharp as cheddar.

Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.

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