“Goodness howdy, wanna Netflix and chill me?*kill. Kindly deliver me from the jail of presence.” “Hello, would you say you are searching for some lost
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“How do you know when a cheese is full of himself? Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.” “I don’t want to sound cheesy
Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest. Are you a beaver ? Cause dam ! Are you a camera? Because every time
Where I’m from, it’s custom to greet people with a kiss on the mouth. Can you tell me a slow “hello”? ‘Cause guess who wants
I’m like Shaco, baby. I do it best from behind. Are you a minion? because I can cs together. Are you a ward cause im
“69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…” “Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.” “Did
“For you babe, I’d drop the first “n” in my finance just to be your fiancé. After filing my taxes today, I’ve learned that my
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one! *crystal ball emoji* 🔮 I see me in your future All this time, I thought I
“Are you a Rubix cube? Because the more I play with you the harder you get.” “Are you an army general? Because you have my
“Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.” “Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?” “Give me your