“Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.” “Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic
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Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.” (Hottest in The Perimeter?! (Lime emoji) This is my pick up lime. How are
“Are you from dragon ball, because I wanna blow my picciload in you.” “Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Hey beautiful, would you like
Any world is a perfect world with you. Are you a default? I don’t mind carrying you forever and ever. Are you a game badge?
A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all
“Because I can see myself in them…” “Can I help you woman?” “Yes sir, is that a mirror in your pocket?” 🦉”I’m arresting you cause
“Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?” “Do you have a job? I need a woman
.I just wanna take you in a dark room & see what develops! 😉“Damn girl are you a school house? Because I’d shoot kids in
“69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…”“Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants”“Are you my appendix? Because
“Are you on the menu?” “Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?” “Can you count? Then count on spending