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Category: Humor
“Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.” “Are you a candle? Because I want to bl0w U.” “Bbrrrr! My hands
“69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…” “Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.” “Did
“Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.” “Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?” “Give me your
Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you. (Grab her ass) Sorry, is this seat taken? Oh, sorry, I thought
A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all
“Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.” (proceed to wink at girl/guy) Apart from being sexy, what do you do for
“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged” “Did you fart because you blew me away” “Do you know karate because
“A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘Hey, bartender. I’ll have one beer and a mop.’” “Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I
“Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?” “Do you have a job? I need a woman