Bowling Pick Up Lines

“Excuse me, miss. I just wanted to strike up a conversation.”

“Forgive my forwardness. My mind’s been in the gutter all night long.”

“Hey handsome. I like a man who isn’t afraid to use both hands.”

“I live by one motto: Strikes in the streets, splits in the sheets.”

“I’d sure like to pin you down.”

“Let’s talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX.”

“My lanes are freshly waxed, if you know what I mean.”

“You know what else has three holes?”

“You’ve got a good grip on that ball. I’d like to see how you handle two.”

12 strikes and you’re perfect. Yes, your area.

Are you a 300 game cause you are Perfect.

Are you a 7-10 split? Because I’d love to pick you up.

Are you a bowl of ice-cream?

Are you a bowler? I’m asking because you are right up my alley.

Are you a bowling ball? Because I wanna put three fingers inside of you.

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to put my fingers in your holes and throw you down on the wooden floor.

Are you a bullseye? Because you are perfect.

Are you a corner pin cause you’re the only ten around.

Are you a pinsetter? Because you just swept me off my feet.

Babe, you’re incredi-bowl.

Baby girl, I do not even aim to get a perfect ten in bowling because I already have you.

Baby, are you a strike because you’re a perfect 10.

Baby, my mind is in the gutter all night long ever since that night came to be.

Baby, you’re so hot, you’re like oil at the end of a tournament – burning up.

Baby, you’re incredi-bowl.

Baby, you’re so hot you practically made me drop my ball.

Because you’re about to get fingered

Because you’re so sweet and I want you to melt in my mouth

Bowling Alley: The poor man’s country club.

Bowling is fun in your SPARE time. Ha-ha.

Bowling is great for anger management.

But the roses are wilted, violets are dead, and the sugar bowls empty, just like your head.

Call us butter cause we on a roll.

Can I borrow the chalk/triangle ball rack?

Can we be like a pin and split?

Cleaning up the Strikes.

Come on, don’t SPARE my feelings!

Could i borrow one of your bowling bowls you have stuffed in your back pocket

Could you come over, I’d like to pin you down.

Damn girl, you got more backend then my hyroad pearl.

Darling, I will aim strikes after strikes just so I could finally get your attention.

Did you know the best football players are super bowlers? Yes, I did.

Do not even think of a split baby.

Do you know of anything else that has three holes.

Do you like to play pool? (Yeah, why?) Cause I have the balls if you got the rack!

Do you mind if I pin you down tonight at my house? Ready?

Don’t judge me by these ugly bowling shoes…I actually have a beautiful custom truck

Don’t worry about spare-ing my feelings, but how would you feel about a date?

Don’t be such a turkey.

Excuse me cutie, I just wanted to strike up a conversation.

Fancy going bowling, it will give you a chance to pin me.

Forgive my forwardness. My mind’s been in the gutter all night long.

Girl are you a bowler? Because I want to knock you the f*ck down.

Girl are you the dv8 ruckus because when you walk by you cause a ruckus.

Girl you are driving me crazy more than these bowling games I am not winning.

Girl, are you a Track 300C Solid? Cause those curves are continuous.

Hey girl, you sweep me off my feet. I guess you are a pinsetter.

Hey handsome. I like a man who isn’t afraid to use both hands.

Hey there, you’re right up my alley. Let’s bowl.

Hey, baby, Wanna try cause I can hit it hard.

Hey, girl, I know how to pick it up.

Hey, girl, Wanna smell my balls.

Hey, girl, you smell as good as, my balls. I mean my bowling balls.

Hey, I would play you hard and in.

Hey! Feel my bowling shirt, know what it’s made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material!

How about we split from this crowd and roll on out of here?

How about you move on over to my lane?

I am ready for tonight darling. My lanes are waxed to perfection only for you.

I am so bowled about your beauty. I just had to tell you even if it meant striking out.

I am thinking we should ditch these gutter balls and get of here, what do you think?

I can’t think of a bowling pick-up line right now to strike up a conversation with you.

I dare you to strike those and I promise you will have my heart too.

I hate ringing 10s. What’s your number, so I can ring you instead?

I heard you are a bowler, then you are probably equipped with the nicest balls right?

I hope you know what I mean when I tell you that my lanes are freshly waxed.

I hope you like animals, cause I’m a beast.

I like girls like I like my balls. With lovely, perfect curves.

I like to use rubber grips for my holes, but I don’t use inserts.

I love the way you handle that big stick.

I think it’s time we ditched these gutter balls and got out of here, what do you say?

I think it’s time we split from this crowd and roll on out of here.

I will never get tired of picking you up from your fall just like a 7-10 split.

I will set my eyes on you and use my talent and persistence to finally hit your heart.

I will take care of you like I take care of a bowling ball.

I’d sure like to pin you down.

I’m on a Drinking Team (with a bowling problem!).

I’m so good your mom cheers for me. Ouch.

I’ve got an idea baby why not we try to experiment a little on those three holes of yours.

If you are a 7-10 split, I’d pick you up.

If you’re a bowler that makes me considerably more attracted to you.

Is your name Strike? ‘Cause you’re a perfect 10.

It would be great if you love my game, but it’d even be better if you reacted to it tonight.

Keep calm and bowl on. You go, guys!

Knocking them down, one pin at a time

Let’s ball. You are right up my alley.

Let’s never split!

Let’s talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX.

My bowling balls aren’t the only thing reacting tonight.

My mind has been in the gutter all night long and that’s the reason for my forwardness.

My thought are not clean when i look at you. Let’s turkey.

Never doubt my ability to sweep me off my feet because I am a pinsetter baby.

No Smoking – Just a Lucky Strike! Clever.

Oh that hurts! I dropped the ball upon seeing your beautiful face.

Ohhh you have got a perfect rack going on there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

Seeing your face made my ball drop.

Shut up and bowl. Fun.

The bowling ball is not the only thing that has three holes. Want to try my 3 holes tonight?

The minute you made a perfect ten is the same minute you have my heart. You can keep it.

They see me bowlin’, they hatin’.

Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.

What a great rack you have there!

When we be together, I pray that we never split.

Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want to be pinned down too?

Will you want me to use rubber grips for your holes when you come over?

You are as delightful as a fresh out of the plastic as a brand new bowling ball.

You are way more perfect than a 300 game in bowling.

You have been assigned this mountain to show others it can be moved.

You look like a new bowling ball, shiny and smooth, fresh out of plastic and I like that.

You make me feel a lot of emotion like I am actually playing bowling right now.

You shouldn’t worry about spare-ing my feelings. What do you think about a date?

You’re like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.

You’ve got a great rack there.”

Your mom called. You left your game at home. Ouch!

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