Bold Pick Up Lines for Guys

“Are you a burger patty? Because you can be the meat between my buns.”

“Do you know what my outfit is made of? Yup, girlfriend material!”

“I can see into the future, and yeah, it’s me and you together.”

“I just lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead?”

“I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.”

“I think I’m lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?”

“I was feeling off the whole day. But then, you showed up and turned me on!”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

“Just so you know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?”

“Nice shirt! Is it made of boyfriend material?”

“They say kissing is the language of love. Would you like to start a conversation with me?”

“Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me down.”

“You make me melt like an ice cream cone under the summer sun.”

“You seem familiar. You look a lot like my future boyfriend/husband.”

“Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.”

“Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.”

“Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.”

“Aren’t you tired running through my mind the whole day?”

“Baby I’m hungry, but I want you to feed me from your leeps 2 my leeps.”

“Boy, you’re the proof that aliens are real because I think that you just abducted my heart.”

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?”

“Do you fish? Because you have me hooked.”

“Do you mind if I finish the cherry from your drink?”

“Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!”

“Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?”

“Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.”

“I bet you $10 you’re going to turn me down.”

“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”

“I want to be the girl/guy who makes you say, ‘My life has changed since I met her/him’.”

“I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.”

“I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?”

“I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a pineapple.”

“If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.”

“Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.”

“Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.”

“Is your name Wi-Fi because I’m really feeling a connection.”

“Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”

“Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.”

“Let me tie your shoes, ‘cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

“Let’s both be naughty together and save Santa a trip.”

“Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.”

“They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?”

“Wanna go halfsies on a baby?”

“Would you like to go out to dinner sometime, or should we go to my room and skip right to dessert?”

“You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.”

“You must be the guy who’s going to get me a drink.”

“You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.”

“Your eyes are like IKEA… I can get lost in them.”

Although I may not go down in history as one of the best humans to ever live, I will go down on you.

Are you a drummer? Because you seem to know the beat of my heart.

Are you a rope? ‘Cuz you look knotty!

Are you Aquaman? Because you sure do make me wet.

Are you claustrophobic? Because I’ll be wrapping my thighs around your face tonight.

Are you looking to commit a sin for your next confession? I am right here, baby.

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

Are you planning a trip soon? Because that bulge is packing.

Are you Santa Claus? I’d sure like to jingle your bells.

Are you Thor? I want to prove that I’m worthy to carry that hammer.

Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night.

Aside from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise to give it back.

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox.

Can I flirt with you?

Can I Tie Your Shoes? Cause I Don’t Want You To Fall For Someone Else.

Can we go to batting practice? Because your bat looks ready for a swing.

Congratulations, you just met a snake charmer. I’ll be making that one-eyed snake cry white tears all over me.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

Do You Know What My Shirt Is Made Of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend Material?

Do you like seafood? You can have my oyster.

Do you mind me giving you an Australian kiss? I prefer French but deep down under!

Do you want to mess up the bed with me tonight?

Do you want to see a magic trick? I can make five inches disappear.

Even If There Was No Gravity On Planet Earth, I Would Still Fall For You.

Greetings and salivations.

Have you gone to Disney World? I can take you to Splash Mountain tonight.

Here’s my address: 69 Nood Avenue. Want to come over?

How do you like your sausage in the morning? Blown or scrambled?

How much do you lift at the gym? I’d like to see if you can lift that in bed.

I am accepting specific applications. Please apply now. To start with, what is your phone number?

I bet it did hurt when you fell out of a vending machine because you are a real snack, babe!

I can’t believe how naughty your text messages are. Do you have any more surprises for me?

I can’t believe I’m texting you while I’m peeing.

I couldn’t help but notice you’re alone; would you like to be alone together?

I have 206 bones in my body. Do you want to give me another one soon?

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

I just got out of the shower. Do want to come over and help me get dirty again?

I just moved and new in town. Please give me directions to your apartment.

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share.

I know you’re busy, but can you add one more thing to your to-do list? Me.

I like your style. I like your class. But most of all, I like your arse.

I love your clothes, they match perfectly with my bedsheets.

I love your smile, but I love it more whenever I’m the reason behind it.

I really love my bed! But I would rather be in yours. Do you mind?

I Think There’s Something Wrong With My Phone. Could You Try Calling It To See If It Works?

I think you are a light switch because you are really turning me on right now.

I think your body is about 70% water because I am thirsty!

I visited my doctor earlier this week, and he told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Please help me fill it; I am in dire need.

I Was Wondering If You’re An Artist Because You Were So Good At Drawing Me In.

I’m here. Now we can start working on your other two wishes.

I’ve got the ship and you have the harbor. Why don’t we tie up for the night?

I’d say “God bless you” but it looks like He already did.

I’m kinda having NSFW thoughts about you right now.

I’m Not A Photographer, But I Can Picture Me And You Together.

I’m so thirsty, can you give me a cup of milk?

I’m sorry were you talking to me? No? Well you should be.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”

If you are an eco-friendly kind of dude, I have a condom that expires tomorrow. Let’s save it.

If you could read my thoughts, you would marry me tomorrow.

If you’d like to experiment being an astronaut with me, we can start with Uranus.

Is it weird that I’m completely naked while texting you right now?

It must be Christmas, babe because I cannot wait to unwrap you!

It seems like I have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

It’s A Good Thing I Wore Gloves Today. Otherwise, You’d Be Too Hot To Handle.

It’s A Good Thing I Have My Library Card, Because I’m Totally Checking You Out.

Let me tie your shoes, I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Let’s go do the one thing you’ve always wanted to do.

Let’s play Whack-A-Mole, because your buddy is about to pop out.

My bed already feels cold without you in it.

My Buddies Bet Me That I Wouldn’t Be Able To Start A Conversation With The Most Beautiful Girl In The Bar. Wanna Buy Some Drinks With Their Money?

My dad always told me not to fall for bad boys, but he was wrong about lots of things.

On hot days like these, all I want to do is lick a popsicle, can I have yours?

Roses Are Red, I Have A Crush, Whenever I’m Around You, All I Do Is Blush.

Since I like you so much, do I have to sign for your package delivery?

Sorry, what’s your name again? I just wanted to confirm what I’ll be screaming tonight.

Thankfully I’m not lactose intolerant, because I’ll be drinking milk all night long.

The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.

The wise men said kissing is the genuine language of love. Would you like to start one with me right now?

There Isn’t A Word In The Dictionary For How Good You Look.

They say a beard is a good scratcher, and I have an itch down there. Can you help?

They Say Disneyland Is The Happiest Place On Earth. Well Apparently, No One Has Ever Been Standing Next To You.

This pandemic lockdown gave me my virginity back, would you help me lose it again?

We should stop texting and actually start seeing each other more often. Preferably naked.

What time does your watch say? Mine’s stuck on five flirty.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Who said you need to take me to dinner first? Let’s cut straight to dessert.

With all that hotness strutting around, I’m not surprised we’re facing global warming.

Wouldn’t We Look Good On A Wedding Cake Together?

You look like a Ford, built tough!

You May Fall From The Sky, You May Fall From A Tree, But The Best Way To Fall… Is In Love With Me.

You never fail at making me smile and horny.

You seem like a good baker, you already preheated this oven.

You should come over and do some “we shouldn’t be doing this” kind of thing with me.

You’ll force me to break my fasting, because I’ll be eating you this early.

You’re so cute that you made me forget my pick up line.

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