Do you mind if I have sex with you in my dreams?
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.”
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.”
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.”
Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
Are you tired? Want to change that?
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
Baby I’m hungry, but I want you to feed me from your leeps 2 my leeps.”
Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.
Because I heard you are coming.
Because in my house there are 100% discount.
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?”
cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Did you fart because you blew me away”
Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
Do I have to sign for your package?
Do not make my life hard, you have my dick to do that.
Do you believe in destiny? I can make one by banging you tonight.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.
Do you know karate because your body is kicking”
Do you know what would look good on you? Me”
Do you like dogs? (No) well, I can make you love them baby.
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
Do you make-out with strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?”
Do you want to try an Australian kiss?
even my zipper is falling for you.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.”
Hey baby, I must be a light switch,
Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus”
I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
I do not like to lose anything. But I would love to lose my virginity on you.
I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.
I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
I have a competition with your clothes. That one day I will be the one touching you the most.
I have the perfect chest that you want, let me see if you have the same.
I just made my bed. Want to help me mess it up again?
I like every part of your body, but my favorite is mine.
I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I think your heels would look more awesome riding my naked chest.
I want to be the girl/guy who makes you say, ‘My life has changed since I met her/him’.”
I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
I was told I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Could you help me?
I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.”
I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?”
I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.”
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head”
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If I would ever become a bowler, I would love to try my balls on you.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice”
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Is you body a map? because I love to travel.”
Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.”
Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.”
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”
It’s like a French kiss, But down under…
Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.”
Let’s toss a coin, if it is heads I would go down on you. If it is tails then you will go down on me.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.
One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Screw me if I’m wrong, but is that a dinosaur by the bar?
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days,
so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
That’s a nice smile. It’ll look better if it was all you were wearing!”
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word”
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?”
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Usually I do not like going down, but I would love to try this on you.
Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Wanna go halfsies on a baby?”
Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
Were you a fan of Backstreet Boys? Because I’m the source material for “Larger than Life.”
What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
What do you like for breakfast?
what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Would you like some adventure (yes)? Let’s get hook up at the back seat of my car.
You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.”
You are totally familiar to the girl I always bang in my dreams.
You have the nicest hairs I have ever seen. But they will look better when you are down and I am up.
You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.
You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that’s gone soft in 15 minutes.
You should visit my home; you would not be able to take your eyes off the ceilings of my bed room.
You took those yoga pants for sale?
You’re so hot,
You’re like a pile of leaves: I just want to hold my breath and jump in, allergies be damned!
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.”
You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room”
Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it.
Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice”
Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.