Awesome Pick Up Lines

Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!

Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Are you a beaver? Because DAM.

Are you a campfire? Because you are hot, and I want s’ more.

Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.

Are you a Klondike bar? Because I’d do anything to get you.

Are you a magician? When I look at you, everything disappears.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!

Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Are You Going To Kiss Me Or Do I Have To Lie To My Diary?

Are You Netflix? Because I Could Watch You For Hours.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.

Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Can I have directions? To your heart.

Can I have your car keys because you’re driving me crazy.

Can I take a picture of you, so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?

Can I tell you a secret? Your number is saved in my phone as future “LOML”

Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Do you have raisins? How about a date?

Do You Know Karate? Because Your Body Is Really Kickin’.”

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?

Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.

Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-rito.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

Do you want to pet puppies together one day?

Do You Work At NASA? I Think Your Beauty Is Out Of This World.

Do you work for UPS? From across the room, I thought you were checking out my package.

Does your name start with “C” because I can C us together.

Does Your Watch Have A Second Hand? I Want To Know How Long It Took For Me To Fall In Love With You.

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Four and four become eight, but you and I can be fate.

Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

Hey, Baby, You’re So Fine You Make Me Stutter. Wha-Wha-What’s Your Name?”

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.

How was heaven when you left it?

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

I Know Someone Who Likes You. If I Wasn’t So Shy, I’d Tell You Who.

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

I lost my number…can I have yours?

I lost my Teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back, ”nice buns.”

I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was going to buy you a box of chocolate, but you already have a sweet box.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I’m Superman and you’re my Kryptonite.

I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding my hand?

I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your place?

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

I’m not actually this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.

I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I’ve had a crush on you since I got here.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have one dollar. Because you never leave my mind.

If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

If You Were A Dementor, I’d Become A Criminal Just To Get Your Kiss.

If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.

If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Is Your Name Ariel? Cause We Mermaid For Each Other!

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

Is your name wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

My Name May Not Be Luna, But I Sure Know How To Lovegood!

My parents are so excited. They can’t wait to meet you. Too soon?

No wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

On a scale from one to 10, you’re a nine… And I’m the one you need.

One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

Please Help, Call The Paramedics, She Must Have Gotten Hurt On Her Fall Down From Heaven.

POOF! I’m Here, What Are Your Other Two Wishes?

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

The only problem with your lips is that they’re too far away from mine.

The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.

There is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.

There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

There’s a side view, rearview, and you know what else? I love-view.

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

What Does It Feel Like To Be The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room?

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

You know what you would look wonderful in? My arms.

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot, and I want s’more.

You must be a keyboard. Because you’re just my type.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Your body is made up of 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet me?

Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

Your wish is my command.

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